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  1. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    Yeah, some people need that check to keep them from adrenaline riding. I didn't get that gene. I don't break the speed limit - I've never had a speeding ticket in my life, actually - and I'm cautious. I'm not the annoying, overly cautious grandma whose driving is dangerous because it's so...
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    First World Problems

    I only have two kinds of lettuce in my refrigerator at the moment.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You have gay dogs?
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    is it safe to watch porn on my work computer?

    Fair enough. Bash that Bishop, dude. Bash away.
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    The Food Thread

    yup. Easy and tasty.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    My daughters won't get on the bike without serious shoes, jeans, and coat. I think I've drilled that lesson into their brains enough. They also think crotch-rocket bikes are dumb. Their thoughts, which mirror my own, are "why would you get a bike that's uncomfortable to sit on and ride after...
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    Motorcycle Thread

    No kidding. And the guys with crotch rockets who have their girlfriends riding on the back with tank tops and flip flops...Darwin award waiting to happen.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Inflation caused the high prices, or the diarrhea?
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    Motorcycle Thread

    I have riding pants for cold and warm weather - kevlar knee and hip protectors, tear proof material. I won't get road rash, but bones would still break. And a_skeleton_03 - yeah, I have had exactly the same experiences. Fitting through a small hole when I would have been toast if I were in...
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    Orange Is the New Black

    They can't possibly give her another weekend pass, so the invite would be pointless. I don't think it will happen. You really think they can make 2 more seasons out of 9 months? I think it more likely that she has another episode where she beats on someone, or something, and is given a...
  14. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    This is true, but when I stop and think about it, I'm putting a lot of trust in other people and how they drive. I take the precautions I can, such as wearing the motorcycle suit and helmet and gloves, and I drive very defensively and am very careful, but at the end of the day, if a dumb ass is...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    ^^ Gas Explosions in Taiwan Kill at Least 25 - WSJ
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    The Food Thread

    Or grate real Parmesan into the bottom of muffin pan and bake until melted, let cool and you have crispy cheese cracker things.
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    is it safe to watch porn on my work computer?

    So, if you want to do something, and to do it "safely" people are offering you all kinds of ways to be sneaky about it, doesn't it just seem like a better idea not to do it? It's a work computer. It's provided for work. It isn't provided for you to find movies to which you can bash the...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Bitch tits are hot right now. You're hot right now. I wish I had the same results. I have cholesterol issues, so eating out a lot is a no-no, bad for me. sad face
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    is it safe to watch porn on my work computer?

    Company laptop is for company business. Using it to watch porn is just dumb. You're asking for problems. It really is that black and white simple.
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    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    Quite a lot of pretending up here in this thread.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Jebus cross checking Mary in the crease. I hope you have good genetics for cholesterol and such shit.
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    College Football 2014-15

    So how crap is Texas going to be this year?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have the land, I'm actually thinking about getting lambs for this reason. Have to figure out how pissed the kids would be when I killed the first lamb... If you don't have a rotisserie, try a beer can chicken. That is crazy easy, and crazy delicious. You can improvise a holder, or buy one...
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    The Food Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    I find the biscuits are so dry I need to have a large orange juice with them if that's what I get. I like the taste, anyone else find them unreasonably dry?
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    Orange Is the New Black

    I could get into that. Good idea, would watch.
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    Microwave Cuisine

    I typically like these more than the Ramen
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I find I don't often like their breakfast items with sausage patties, as I always seem to get hard bits in the patties. Just bad luck, I guess. Here's a good use for ketchup:
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Had a McDonalds steak, egg, and cheese bagel this morning. Enjoyed it quite a lot.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    I ride mine every day. It's my primary vehicle, especially when the kids are in school and I don't have any of them with me. The oldest three of my kids are now big enough to ride as a passenger, which is fun. I think I'm taking one of the twins with me for an overnight camping trip with...
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    This is entirely true.
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    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    Nah, my complaint has been the same for both series. I enjoyed the LOTR movies for the most part, but both those and the Hobbit movies have made such odd departures from the books. I fully acknowledge that you don't go to see a film that is the book. No complaints there. It's just why they...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I put ketchup on my french toast. Syrup on eggs is disgusting.
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    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    Do they have song and dance routines?
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    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    This made me laugh a lot. Well done, sir.