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Jalapeno and lime make things gay? Damn. I didn't think Mexico was such a gay place.

Not enough stairs.

On purpose. Snowshoes. Exercise. Fire wood in garage stocked up.

Yikes. Donkey chips just sounds like the equivalent of cow pie.

Okay, for all parents who have had to endure watching Thomas the Tank Engine videos, this made me laugh an unreasonable amount. Warning - language not safe for most work environments and all children. Thomas the Tank Engine featuring Limp Bizkit. Limp Bizkit vs. Thomas The Tank Engine -...

Spent over an hour outside this morning, around -28 C (-18 F). It was awesome. Came in, had some hot coffee, sat in front of the fire.

Monday and Thursday look good. Too bad all of the shows will be ruined by a shit host.

If you say so. I'd rather live with seasons than visit them.

You are weak. And you smell of Elderberries.

Yeah, for a 1 year old? Get the parents motor oil, or floor polish. The kid isn't going to remember any of it, and the only thing you're trying for is to be cool yourself. So get something that flashes to make the child happy, something that makes noise to make the parents sad, or a child's...

Don't be sorry. Take that warm shit home with you. I like winter. We have seasons here.

Canada atop the medal standings makes me happy. If only it would last!

It's an over sized clit.

Expulsion of moon Jews and Lizard people. That's how it starts.

Careful. He'll clothesline you down a staircase if you disrespect him.

We're expecting more snow tomorrow, too. Quite a bit. And it's supposed to warm up to around 20 degrees. I am loving my wood stove!

No one knows that I'm not Keg.

The last time I lived in an apartment was in a huge, 30 story or so building. The building "handyman" was always drunk, and he broke a copper pipe under my neighbour's sink. He couldn't remember how to turn the water off to that apartment, to that floor, or to the building. Consequently...

Can you use your baking stone to warm up your bed before getting in?

This is a pretty interesting read. On #sochiproblems as I see them | Woman. Legend. Blog.

I thought the same thing, but I don't know if tiles of that sort are food safe. I guess some research is required here.

Confession time. I don't have a pizza stone, and I have this bread thing that I'm going to start doing, and they recommend baking it on a pizza stone. What do I get? Is there a huge difference from stone to stone? The New Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day: The Discovery That...

Finally have something on NBC. Speed skating. These guys are machines. Holy crap the Dutch are good.

I don't think I could ever live in an apartment again because of things like this. I like shoveling snow, and maintaining my property. Screw crappy neighbours living in the same building, my kids complain enough.

Why, bro? Just ignore him in the other threads, periodically he posts a good picture. At least he posts pictures when posting in the FSR...

This is bloody stupid. NBC has a strangle hold on broadcasting rights, and doesn't broadcast it. Bastards.

Squash is awesome. You can do almost anything with it - soup, chili, bake it, side veg, mash it, I made it into hummus, deep fry it, add brown sugar so the kids love it, make it salty so everyone loves it...It's versatile, and reasonably cheap most of the year. It's also very easy to grow if...

And why in the hell, on the first Saturday of the Olympics, is NBC not showing Olympics?

Have friends over one night, and spend a couple hours loudly plotting how to get rid of your neighbour's body in the event that he makes any more trouble. He'll be listening.