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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

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    NHL 2013 - 2014 Season Thread

    That's depressing. Get that team out of there!
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No. I just realise that people eating loudly is rude, and I don't care for that. But please. Continue chewing loudly, and then getting upset at people who tell you it's gross. Really, it's delightful to listen to you orally process food. You have to know that's true in your heart of hearts.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    That's some young pussy, dude. Not sure it's appropriate to post here.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    Sixty percent of the time, it worksevery time.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    dammit. I didn't think that one through.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    It's a conundrum, though, isn't it? Adult bodies, not yet adult decision making skills. I have 12 year old girls. This whole discussion freaks the crap out of me.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    So, just for shits and giggles, let me throw this out. The average age for puberty for girls has fallen roughly 4 months every decade for the last 60 or more years. That's right, girls are entering puberty nearly 20 months, almost 2 years earlier than they used to. There are a lot of...
  11. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Confirmed. Everything you say is dirty. Anyone can screw up any cut of meat. I haven't experimented enough to know how much of a difference there is between farm raised and wild goose. I suppose that must make some different. Probably a little tougher, more lean, I guess?
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    Parent Thread

    Ha. Why do we all do that? Our first waking thought: Man, that was a great sleep. I was out for 7 hours. OH GOD MY KIDS ARE DEAD. Turns out, sometimes kids just sleep well. It's darned hard not to worry too much, isn't it?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I know, man. I've done it. Brought ear plugs to restaurants. I know I'm an intolerant person, but that shit's disgusting.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Audible eaters. Honest to fucking God. In what scenario EVER do you think it is pleasant for someone to listen to you chewing? Spit out your fucking gum, and when you're eating food, close your fucking mouth. There is nothing more disgusting. And if I encounter you ANYWHERE (at a...
  15. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Have a farmers' market? Usually anyone who sells poultry there will be able to either sell you one or tell you where to buy one. Make nice with the meat section manager at your local supermarket and (s)he will be able to tell you where to get one, too.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Go goose! Once you go goose, you never go back...Gravy could make this sound dirty. Goose is very simple to prepare, and you don't need a lot of expensive ingredients, so spend the money and get a fresh goose. Another thing that makes goose much, much better is a roasting pan with a rack in...
  17. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Why does everything sound dirty when you say it?
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    Detroit - No, really

    I was unclear. The down town area is fine. If you're driving in to town and you're still in the outlying areas, less safe. That's where you need to exercise caution. That's all.
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    Detroit - No, really

    Detroit's fine if you're in the downtown region. Don't listen to the haters. If someone gets in front of your car at a stop light while you're driving in or out, go over them. They're not alone, and other people will be at the driver side window almost at once.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Your dangling participles drive me wild! I don't know exactly what I'll use it for, however, over thanksgiving I watched people cook various things with their cast iron pans. Brussel sprouts with bacon, for example. They came out so nicely browned and evenly cooked, with a nice spice on...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm getting a cast iron skillet for Christmas. 10 inch. recommendations?
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Seriously dirty.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for?

    I'm thankful that, after my life absolutely fell apart just over five years ago, things are not only back on track, but my life is so wonderful that it feels like something from a made for TV feel good movie about family. I'm incredibly thankful for my wife and five kids.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Goose is at 120 degrees, right on schedule. Stuffed with lemons and limes, coated with the zest of the lemons and limes mixed with Chinese 5 spice, sea salt and lots of pepper. Dressing ready for oven. Made with sour dough and rye bread, onions, celery, figs, pine nuts. Made in a large...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Made a nice, cheap soup tonight that's great for fall. Apple and Sweet Potato soup, with a bit of gorgonzola crumbled into it. Had it with a loaf of bread we made this afternoon. :yummy:
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Naming individual states in the US is not at all the same thing as naming independent, sovereign nations in the rest of the world. Shit, most of those nations also have states or provinces or districts, and no one could name any of those. Geography is not taught well here. Shit, I bet it's...
  32. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm making rolls, too. They're called Dirk House Rolls. They are delicious.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    This is how I party.
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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Sure you can. Harry Pooper.
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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Hell Boy
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    Parent Thread

    This will work to your advantage when she's a teenager, and you can call her "cuff sucker," which sounds like a swear, but isn't.
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    Parent Thread

    Hey, mothers, watch this. Remember, you're someone's hero. OMG These Kids Being Interviewed About Their Moms Are Insanely Cute | Thought Catalog
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do you live in the Gulag? Secured a fresh goose for Thanksgiving. Not going back to turkey this year.
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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Outbreak
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics