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    Parent Thread

    At my son's school there is a retired police officer who lives just down the street. He walks over and watches the entire morning routine every day (buses coming in, parents dropping off). This is apparently something he arranged with the school. He has a direct line to the police hotline for...
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    Aw, she's waving at you!
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have a recipe for gnocchi that is actually flour and ricotta cheese based. Even easier than potato, but I recommend the potato variety.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Sorry, but please don't go full retard. You went full retard.
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    Parent Thread

    Not a porn site, but whatever. Better?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Why not? Butter, sandwich meat, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, whatever. Why is butter a bad part of that?
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    Sunshine titties.
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    Parent Thread

    Anyone else know a few parents to whom you'd like to give this book?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    As far as keeping butter out, I buy it in boxes which have four sticks inside. We keep one stick in the cabinet in a butter dish, and with seven people in the house eating toast for breakfast and sandwiches for lunch, we go through the stick in a couple to three days. The rest we keep...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    A couple of things: I have a friend with a pumpkin cheesecake recipe that will make you have mouthgasms. I'm getting it and will post here later. Butter on pasta before sauce would, I think, have a similar effect as rinsing your cooked pasta. It would negate the benefits of the starch on...
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    Sean complaint box

    I want to know if Sean has dealt with his gas issues.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Rolling is more labour intensive, but I like it better (if I may weigh in). You don't need the board pictured above (unnecessary, as he said). When I worked for a restaurant as a chef we made our own gnocchi. We rolled it all out, cut it into segments, and used the back of a fork and our...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I may just take you up on this challenge. We shall see. Do you use a frozen or a fresh turkey when you do this recipe? The turkey I've had that I most enjoyed (but still kinda meh) was Gordon Ramsay's recipe
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I've done about eight different preparations of turkey, and none of them have been terrific. I've never been thrilled with turkey prepared by anyone else, either. I think I'm just not a fan of turkey. Even when it isn't dry, the texture of the white meat can give the perception of dryness...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I may never cook a turkey again. Far too dry, not as nice a texture as other options. When possible, I'll do a fresh turkey, killed that morning. Another good option is duck. Cook them right, not greasy at all, and far better (in my opinion) than turkey. I don't need to be traditional...
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    Sean complaint box

    Stop being coy. You KNOW your best part is your ass.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So is my wife. Try almond yoghurt, works like a charm for her.
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    Need a game to play with my kid.

    Keep these things in mind The 22 Easiest Ways To Destroy Any Friendship
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    Need a game to play with my kid.

    Monopoly? Settlers of Catan? board games? Anyone?
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    Sean complaint box

    You're really spreading the love around the forums today, aren't you?
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Doesn't work. You have to add the equivalent back in when you take the one square out.
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    Sean complaint box

    I heard Sean is quite gassy.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Expectation vs. Reality
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Halloween is upon us!

    Try these for inspiration. there are some seriously creepy things here. 20 Incredibly Bizarre Vintage Halloween Costumes Flavorwire
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    The Animated GIF Thread