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  1. lurkingdirk

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Heh, my dad always drank caesars. I'm not sure if the burger or the asparagus put me over the edge...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Not sure what to feel about this..uh,..."dish?"
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Me, too. So much sodium, and for something that is so easy to do yourself. By the way, the tomato soup I made today, if I may say so myself, was just delicious. The difference between using fresh tomatoes and canned is huge, and having a nearly endless source of basil helps. I started with...
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    Parent Thread

    Man, it's tough, but kudos to you as parents for doing what is right, and not what's easy. Well done!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Truth. This is excellent advice. Get a new, oldschool slow cooker, man. Hit the Salvation Army and St. Vincent DePaul's stores.
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    Bar Ownership?

    You could do this. You can save quite a lot of money by not having a female bathroom, as it won't be needed.
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    Whiskey

    This is crap. Sorry, I don't mean disrespect. But no one, not even the very rich, are opening the finest Scotch every time they pour a drink. Try a bunch of cheaper stuff, find what you enjoy, have that on hand. Hence this thread - ask for suggestions. Good idea. I have very good, very...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Feeding 50 tomorrow. Here's the menu: Tuscon bean soup with chicken sausage Tomato basil soup Potato and corn chowder Meaty chili Home made bread fruit salad green salad Home made ice cream (raspberry and cherry) Most of the produce required for these come from my garden. I love it...
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    People (or Person) That Need to Die

    I have no memory of this place.
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    Whiskey

    Try Canadian Club rye whiskey. It's a lot of bang for the buck. Even more bang for the buck is Canadian Mist. About 17$ for 1.75 litres. Neither are awesome whiskey, and both are rye based, but they're better than a kick in the head with a frozen boot.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Easier if you take your pants off first
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    People (or Person) That Need to Die

    He said Alec Baldwin
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    Jack Nicholson, 76, has officially retired without fanfare. Sources say loss of memory is the cause.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    A favourite weekend activity for the family is to spend time on a Saturday making pizza dough, and partially baking them. Then the kids get to "decorate" their own personal sized pizzas at dinner time, and we finish them in the oven or on the grill (depending on season). I go back and forth...
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    And kids. Don't forget the kids. Let's recap: Made bad deal with dangerous people. Published it in an easy to find thread with a google search. After much trouble, and great cost, problem solved. Posts pictures of entire family. Posts pictures of dangerous people. Really, what...
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    If you were asked, would you say "non functioning air bags and a warped frame," or would you find a better way to phrase it? My father worked as a used car sales man for almost 40 years. He would have found you and kicked your ass if you did what you're saying. You are the reason used car...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My wife makes "pizzas" sometimes with English Muffins. The kids think this is the best thing ever. I make amazing, from scratch pizza dough, and they're like, "meh, this is alright." she breaks out the English Muffins for pizza for lunch, and they think she's the greatest chef on the planet...
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Preferably with your wife naked on the hood. But whatever.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    That is correct. Sell the car as is. When they ask you if there is anything wrong with it, and you say no, that's where the trouble starts.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    No, it doesn't. If there are significant things wrong, like non-functioning air bags and warped frame, and you don't disclose this when selling a car, it could result in legal action against you. And you'd lose. Think how sweet it would be if you sold the car, they had an accident, and died...
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    Parent Thread

    Haha. You should get one of these:
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Would you disclose the accidents, the repairs, the bullshit previous owners, and all that? Or would you be "that" kind of private car seller, and say "Nah, it's great!" to the buyers? I couldn't, in good conscience, ask what he paid for this car. Necessary disclosure, and all that. He'll...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Thanks! That sounds just like something I'd make, so excellent. Here's another challenge. I took possession of three pounds of fresh (never frozen) boneless chicken thighs this afternoon. I have about 20 people coming over tomorrow to watch football. I'd like to prepare chicken...
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    What the hell are you doing to the place? I've rented many times in the past, and every time when the landlord did a final walk through with me, they gave me my deposit back on the spot. I tend to do small repairs and such in any place in which I'm living, because I don't want to wait for...
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I want to know what's going on with the original thing in this thread. Any progress?
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