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    Madden

    I'm not positive I watched lord of war. I think I did, but the fact that I can't remember for sure says a lot about how good it wasn't. I do remember watching Ghost Rider in the theater and thinking "That God cage didn't ruin this movie too".
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    If you can figure out how to unplug him, I found a video online showing how to plug a dog. It should work on a rabid dog fucker too.
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    no homers no blax thats the rule

    Apparently amod needs to be reminded But also, it looks like I either missed or forgot about a flame out. I'll go look up this @tritonas charachater.
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    MMA Thread

    Bro. The back foot went because the front foot slipped. He had moved it so far back after getting rocked that it was going on it's own if he hadn't moved the front foot back. You're trying to say there had to be ice cubes under both feet. I'm just saying it could have been one. But in...
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    MMA Thread

    That heavyweight fight about halfway in. ::Chef's Kiss:: I realize no one wants to watch them because they are disgusting, but that one bitch turning and running away is exactly why I like to see a heavyweight women's fight once in a while. You can't stay a HW as a female if you do any kinda...
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    MMA Thread

    The video he posted is gone, I assume this is what they're talking about. It was definitely just that one leg. The X video has more angles and you can see he stepped back to brace after he got rocked hard, then brought the lead leg back and it slipped. But what is less obvious in the video is...
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    Star Wars: Starfighter (2027)

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    Madden

    a suicidal alcoholic who moves to vegas to drink himself to death. You're not refuting the claim that he just plays himself in every movie.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    he clearly found himself in a chad powers situation. If he had scored, someone would have told the entire world he's really eli manning in a mask.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Fuck. That's a good question. Militaries definitely use dogs. If they are considered equipment, I don't see why that wouldn't make them an arm. Sure you could argue fatigues are equipment but not arms, but I would counter with 'they don't use their pants to attack enemies'. On the other...
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    Star Wars: Starfighter (2027)

    I'd never heard of cade skywalker. But he was 130 years after the original trilogy so I'm for it. If they want a clean slate to work with that's what they should have done from the start instead of shitting all over the EU and the new republic Leia and Mon Mothma built.
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    Madden

    Which fucking movies are you watching? He is not the only redeemable part of any movie anywhere. The only good cage movies are Raising Arizona (which was good despite him) and Ghost Rider (in which he was mostly CGI) I looked through his filmography and Windtalkers and Matchstick men weren't...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Owned. Yes, I'm a guy with pit experience. Put mine down after about a year the first time he attacked another dog.
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    College Football 2026-2027 Sorsby Finally Won a Bet

    And it was dumb looking. If you're going to get flagged for simulated restroom use, at least pretend to take a dump. Grab a magazine and thumb through it.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    To be clear, that PI was a makeup call for the one that gave the ravens a TD when the wide receiver lowered his head and knocked the CB down like a billy goat. But you're right, they were able turn it into a TD and we weren't. Just the same, I'd rather there have been no bullshit PI calls at all.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Man, Cam went down like a sack of potatoes. Did he get a concussion on that play?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I like the way you gave your stalker some personal info he can jerk off too while not giving him any specifics about your whereabouts. Well done.
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    College Football 2026-2027 Sorsby Finally Won a Bet

    Oh come the fuck on. He was taken #3 in the draft. Yes someone was saying he was going to be a good NFL QB you fucking retard.
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    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I think the phrase you're looking for is a DDOS script written by a woman.
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    What tickles your pickle

    I just found out I'm not as fat as I thought I was. Comparatively speaking.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have tried saying it was something I saw in a porno. But she thinks things that happen in porn is all camera tricks so I haven't gotten much traction. It's not like I'm asking her to grab the ceiling fan and spin around on my dick. Just, you know, suck on the balls a little more. Finger my...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Don't I know it. I have tried so many times to bring up exes to my wife because I liked a thing they did. Shut the absolute fuck down immediately every time. I don't understand why she doesn't want to learn how to do a thing i like. Fucking nuts. If she gives me notes, I pull out a pen...
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    They used to have mike mccarthy as a coach. How is this the first time in their lives?
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Lawd Jebus! So the jets will ruin 3 promising careers next year and be broke for the next decade? Can't wait to rub this in bubbles's face.
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    Madden

    Oh lets enjoy his best scene ever together
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    Madden

    I'm probably going to watch it but that's the worst fucking madden impersonation I've ever heard. Cage is such a shitty actor.
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    You Can See Everything (2026)

    Someone save me a google search and give me the TLDR on what theranos was promising to do.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    and the jets still couldn't beat them? @Bubbles , care to comment?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Reminds me of the time we had an anonymous survey and as soon as I finished I got an email thanking me for finishing it. I don't think they understand what I'm looking for in "Anonymity" Pic related
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Here's the last time you posted it. They're a little more clear on the timeline. Kid died sept 4th last year. Also, the original article said he died from blunt force trauma and had 180 abrasions. Apparently the pit bull broke into the coroners office and turned those abrasions into bites...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    That was posted in this thread already. But it's also not a pit. First clue is 180 bites. Pits bite once and never let go. Second clue is the picture of the dog with no pit bull features. Wait, I just checked the article for a date and they are claiming it happened sept 4 2026. Bullshit...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    AND REHIRED as a DC BY THE COWBOYS
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    College Football 2026-2027 Sorsby Finally Won a Bet

    I think he was fucked by UT. Same as Ricky Williams. The university did too much to protect them because they were stars and then in the NFL they got thrown to the wolves.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    Hell, even I thought he was retarded when he was going for it instead of taking the easy 3 pts. That's without even thinking of the possibility of the injury. 99% chance of a positive result that increases your momentum going into the second half, vs 50% (at best) chance of a positive result...
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    South Park

    Chin up buddy, you're on the right track. Keep blowing through those stop signs and you'll get one eventually.
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    Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

    With almost any TV series there are different writers that take the lead on each episode. There is also a team of directors. Figure out who's doing each episode and I bet you'll see a pattern.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Yes because I've seen them slow down. That's why sometimes when I'm feeling like an asshole and see someone speeding the other direction, I like to flash my lights and watch them slam on the brakes.
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    2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

    @Bubbles Jets almost had it. Gotta be quicker!
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    Mugshawtys

    That's why she had to drug him though. ModernProbllemsRequireModernSolutions.gif @Foler can you confirm which of your watches she got?