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One of my ex-girlfriends and her husband adopted two refugees from an orphanage in Haiti and it seemed like it took two or three years to get them home in America. They were able to make trips to Haiti 5 or 6 times a year and visit with them/hang out/buy em stuff, but it was apparently a very...

The dude's gotta pretty nice dick too, so there's that.

So in other words, fuck the Constitution and the rule of law and more vigilante, mob justice?

Yo, how does that free air smell Big P? Grats.

Lol, I hate it when Fanaskin makes a good point that I have to agree with.

You do understand that the "taking up resources" during the matinee argument is about as logical as the "they're taking our jobs" argument right? You got nailed good, just admit defeat like a gentleman.

Settle down nerd.

If you spiked some bread dough with some vag juice would it rise??

Let's look at this from a strictly biological perspective. You agree that the 'ejaculate' comes from the urethra, but isn't pee. What would be the purpose of this ejaculate and why would it come out the urethra? It's certainly not for the purpose of lubrication because that's already taken...

Lol, you do realize that a woman's urethra is not located in her vagina right? It's a little hole right below her clit. The 'squirt' comes out of the urethra, therefore the only thing it can be is pee.

I just don't know why anyone would rather be a bottom than a top...the whole point of being a man is sticking your dick in things, heh.

Ya that's much less offensive than the Monica threads.

Lol, of course that already exists. Kinda.

You wouldn't distribute the 10 unless it was set up like (10-6)(8-2) and then you would use the FOIL method First, Outer, Inner, Last. (10*8) + (10*-2) + (-6*8) + (-6*2) Shit, nevermind. You're right.

Hah hah that's awesome. Would it be possible for one of the photoshop gods to get me a Zissou in blackface avatar?

Are they gonna dump the whole season at once like everything else? I actually liked season 3 better than the first two. Will watch season 4 fo sho.

I don't think so. In the above example 10-6*8?2=? if you do it your way: (10-6)*(8/2)=16. But if you do it by order of operations, you get 10-[(6*8)/2]=-14 or 10-[6(8/2]=-14. So in a way you're right you can pair them either way but only when interchanging addition and subtraction or...

Yo, you right monic. Sheeeeeeiiiiiiit!

You got the right answer, but it should have been 9 - (5*3/3) = 9-(5*1) instead of 9-5(1). The question is....is there a difference and will it always work either way? The answer is no. So try this....10-6*8?2=?

Can we have fun with Order of Operations? (8+4/22)-5*3?3=?

I bet in Canadiastan you don't need a license to pop non-game animals like squirrels. Just get a .22 and go into the woods. It's fun.

Lol, jesus. Deserved or undeserved you guys have really gotten under his skin. Just chill out and quit pushing his buttons for awhile. Most of us don't want to see you go or see the the 'shaw on perma lockdown either.

Lol. That's a good one.

Indeed

You do realize that since you keep overreacting to it, that only encourages them to act out more? I thought you had kids.

1996 called, they want their look back.

You forgot to call him a nerd.

Enjoy a victory lap bros.

Bleh, losing interest quickly now. It's obvious this would-be zombie is a charlatan, trolling for cheap, and obvious laughs. There's no glorious story behind his absence. Probably just a dude trying to pull the long con and couldn't quite pull it off at the end.

This thread makes me feel alot better about hitting 40 without ever being married. I really don't want to be on my own for the rest of my life, but jesus, marriage seems so hopeless. 2 years without sex, a full time job + school and you still come home to a pig sty? I'm just not equipped to...

Looks like she might have created a little lysergic acid diethylamide from her first chemistry set, 'nam sayin?

Johnny49 is a true American Patriot.

Jesus Titty Christ am I glad I recently ended a relationship with a woman that had that same dynamic going with her son. That experience left me so scarred I seriously won't even consider dating a single mom with a lone boy. Not a fucking chance. I weep for the future. The number of boys...

Pretty sure he's stated that he uses Nair. WTF am I doing with my life that I know this??

Adventures in Crazy Town

Ya no shit. I only get to check this thread one more time in the morning and I'm off in the wilderness for a couple days with no ability to check back in. If she knew you were an atheist I bet she just tucked that away in the back of her mind to be used against you at a later date. Thank...

Just getting caught up with the latest misadventures and it's probably a moot point now, but a quick question for Julian - did the crazy nurse with super fundy Christian parents know that you were a committed atheist? Cause if not, that was another powder keg waiting to explode.

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What's sad is the typical FB morons will read that headline and think that scientists are on the verge of FTL travel. Nevermind the fact that we haven't even figured out cold fusion much less something that requires infinite energy.

Ever thought about lasering that bad boy and being done with it?