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I just want a change to promotion series. I could have the shittiest luck on the planet, but I have only had 1 good game in a promotion series where my team wasn't mentally handicapped.

Trying to get back into silver2 after a brutal losing streak.

Ranked match: First 15 minutes go 6-0 as ahri. Top lane Vi is 0-4. Gank and countergank top 3 times to bring Vi to 4-4(I eased off to give him kills) Vi ends game at 12-4 after getting fed. I end game at 9-2. Everyone congrats Vi on carrying team.

No, they just get pissed off. Shirt I wore through TSA every time I flew till a skag in Vegas kidnapped it:

I hate AP yi because the ones on my team are always garbage feeders and kill stealers. I should clarify, a kill is a kill, but sitting there auto-ing waiting to alpha strike at the last moment and letting teammates die is fucking annoying.

First pick, says "since im first pick im going mid" takes anivia. they instantly lock fizz. first pick says "ive never played anivia whats her counter? goes dorans ring against fizz and goes 0-5 before 10 minutes Fucking BAD Its been horrible. I can have 1 game with people who I can...

Lol, wait 5 minutes, q again. Last pick doesn't want to support and autolocks nasus and tells everyone to suck his cock and that he fucked their moms. The one thing I found once you passed 1600 elo was people volunteered for support and games became much easier. Make anyone that queues in a...

Promo series again: Take Zed mid. Last pick doesn't want to support. "We need an ap so we will duo mid" locks anivia with clarity and barrier. I dodged, not worth having another shitty game on my history because of some 12year old.

Dodging instantly loses you the series and it was my first game in it. Second match we won after some heavy carry in teamfights. Third match had a feeding fizz mid who blamed everyone else the whole game. He couldnt have been anything more than 800 elo prior to this. Edit: I have said...

Once again, reached another promotion series. First match: last pick calls adc after someone who has second pick calls it. Obviously person who is second pick takes ADC(which he fucking sucked at). Last pick rages in chat(mind you I have played 6 games inbetween my last placement match, not a...

Fuck these promotion series. After 5 series I can honestly say that they give you the WORST teammates you can possibly ask for and think you should be able to advance with it. Fucking riot is full of American Inventorjew sadists.

Girl breaks up on facebook. 3 hours later I start throwing pokemon pickups at her. She accepts.

Bro, babies don't fully digest and absorb nutrients. Bro beneath me is my comrade in arms, but he only does it with breastfed children and masturbates while smearing it on his face.

Facial hair of a true man.

This. edit: fuck make december 1st through 6th count.

Oh man, I will never forget the first warglaive we got off of Illidan. Our guild had downed illidan previously, but he was still a pain in the ass to do so he caused a few wipes every week. This week, everything was perfect till the last few %. I was on my mage when shit started going...

OH GOD A GIRL THAT DOESNT HAVE A PENIS EVERYONE QUICK /SWARM

Is that what most guys with small dicks say too?

Vi's pre6 ganks are pretty strong, especially if you are with a lane that has a snare, root, or stun. Land your Q and force a flash or get a kill(unless its jayce because jayce.) The knockback gives enough time for someone who hasn't engaged to catchup or if they are already there to secure a...

Fucking love ethiopian food omg

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Urgoslav again.

I do not want this thread to die as the impending day of aliens and gunshots and jesus is coming up. Please give us updates as shit goes down.

I just call her 6 because of the VI tattoo on her face and from the lore.

I have fucked married women/ones in relationships... does that count?

Not best man, but I am a groomsman. I have been friends with the bride for longer actually, she just knows my 1 night stand shenanigans and doesn't want any of her friends/family members to have it happen. I don't care if I am a side fuck or main plan for them leaving, mostly because I don't...

I should contribute. My best friends wedding is coming up in june and I am having trouble deciding which date to bring(or to find more potentials). I am not allowed to go stag because they don't want me one night standing any of the girls there(or sleeping with more bridesmaids), so I have...

Plan B: Roofies

I enjoyed troll rolling people on my marauder 3v1. Dunno what current pvp is like but I used to be able to 3-4shot people with all my cooldowns up and still do significant dps after they were down.

I am on battletron right now, just don't have the dps to kill it I think. I am pulling 77k but I end up dieing after exhausting ghoul sac, pot, lichborne healing, and a bunch of deathstrikes. I have a bunch of LFR gear mixed with malev gear(since I don't play often) , I think I need to try...

whats the channel name?

Anyone try Brawl'gar out yet?

I was gonna go with 600 to be safe, but I will take 800.

Oh I know why, its because I haven't changed my gems from pvp power to resil since the last change. Its not that I'm undergeared, its I am missing a good 1-2k of resil from gems

Tampon, apply directly to the vagina.

Hard 2 play

Abusing cleaver stacking on riven is hilarious. Q 3 times on someone and they have 30% hp

ehehehe

Logged in, realized I had to pay for additional quickbars, logged out and uninstalled. Limit of like 10 warzones per week as well? Stupidest F2P ever. Did they ever balance marauders/sentinels?