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150k a year? Time to get out of elo hell.

Bans have always been FoTM. A few months ago blitz was never banned, shen/malphite never played, WW/Riven/Skarner always banned

Loki(red) and Freya(blue) our resident adorable 2 year old black lab twins.

I am going to start banning teemo in ranked games. Sick of these fucking yordle trolls in ranked.

I still cannot get over how hilarious it is that the aliens are running windows on their computers. I thought I had it bad with those strange republican only, white only, super jesus christians in my family.... but man this takes the cake easily.

Hitachi's are magical. Nuff said.

I like my ideas better.

Did you ask her if the aliens are big and green with bad poetry who also are building a hyperspacial express route?

This can be solved by writing RR > FoH on ze boobies.

And or just PMing me nudes.

Crazy chicks are either a sack of potatoes or animals with rabies jacked up on adrenaline and redbull. More often the latter, but the dead weight ones are awful because I can't cum. No noise, no movement, just the cold blank stare back at you... I feel like I am fucking a freshly dead corpse...

inc reposts from the old WP thread and some randoms

Hey guys I was wondering if you all would invite me to play some video games with you while I drink this pbr

the forums aren't gonna explode again are they?

well it had to happen at some point

Groupon for that shit man. They always have a parlor up and with some you can be sneaky and book the time/date in advance and hand over the groupon without giving it to the girl(thus she thinks you spent more than you actually did on her).

bitches

Fucking lol.

Step 1) Porn store Step 2) Buy kit to make dildo Step 3) Model your penis Step 4) Give one to the girl and send the extra to your ex as "gag gifts" for christmas Worked for me.

I live with one and I am still out of shape and on the internet. My excuse is its the winter and my abs don't have to appear till april

Lurked for a lifetime, posted on mn now I am here. Lurk, post, or fap furiously to PGT.... hmmmm

This is why my old guilds policy of "no women unless they are bull dykes" worked well.