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  1. Hoss

    Dating

    Makes sense. Bitches are more likely to change their politics for a guy. Most of them say they must match politically because they know deep down that's true. But when they meet the guy with 6 feet and 6 figures, that idealism shit goes out the window.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    This past weekend I saw a lot of old people who were in wheel chairs and mobility scooters. My primary thought was about how much it would suck to be stuck sitting down all day. That was enough to motivate me to start exercising again. Well, probably. I'm still motivated, but we'll see if...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    bro, the tourists aren't out driving with the school busses. Those are the working people. The tourists are still in bed sleeping off that legendary sedona night life.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have 2 guesses. #1 is that red lights are their phone time and they're not giving that shit up no matter how loud you honk. #2 is that maybe there is a sign there that they see and you missed or forgot about. I recall an intersection when I was young that had no right on red signs and the...
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    Mugshawtys

    Not saying she's not hot, but that's a rough looking 25 year old. I would have guessed late 30's and wouldn't have been surprised if she was in her 40's based on the photos.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I think you already know the answer to that.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I have a plan to fix pharma advertising. They're already required to list side effects in the ad. I think we should go one step further and require them to show people with the side effects. I don't think this will make pharma ads go away because those ads aren't about getting new customers...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    With the tipping bullshit on POS devices these days, it's no longer quicker to pay with a credit card.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Butchers masquerade is still firmly #1 for me.
  10. Hoss

    Dating

    Yeah, if there's any evidence, it will be on the PoF forums which appear to have been nuked years ago. We can argue about something else now. But I am still going to ask my wife if she remembers it since we met there.
  11. Hoss

    Dating

    I feel like this will be the 3rd time I have mentioned that it wasn't obvious exactly what the setting did just from the description. It might have been something like "block people looking for hookups". Pretty sure it was a (or maybe THE) dev who outlined it on the forum and said they would...
  12. Hoss

    Dating

    It's called bullying. We used to be a real country. No, it was real. This would have been over 15 years ago since I'm coming up on my 15th anniversary and I met my wife on PoF. I found the information on some PoF forums that I didn't even know existed until I googled the issue. I don't...
  13. Hoss

    Dating

    my experience is that they don't tell the dudes. Also, If I'm remembering correctly, the girl didn't know what it did when she checked it. I only knew because I dug into some discussion forums.
  14. Hoss

    Dating

    I don't think you appreciate how low Izo's standards are. Back in the day when I was on plentyoffish, I found out there was a setting a girl could choose that filtered out any dude who had ever searched for or viewed profiles of girls looking for short term relationships. I thought I was just...
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    Dating

    Don't you think it's more likely that there's something wrong with you than there being something wrong withe very woman in he world? You must be pretty bland. Is this a picture of you chatting up a girl? I don't say that to troll, but seriously it sounds like it might be a you problem...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I remember a local comedian saying the best part about dating a fat girl is, no matter where you grab, it's like grabbing a titty. Ya know, you can be doing em from behind, and try to reach around but your arms cant reach. Don't matter just grab a handful of arm and start playing with them.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Been a while since I went to Vegas, but when I did pretty much all of the casinos had non smoking sections. I smoke cigars. I remember being in the golden nugget chewing on a cigar at a table game. A woman sat down next to me and asked "You aren't going to smoke that are you"? Well, I...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    30 days ya say? Are you absolutely sure you're not just seeing periods? That's something you're going to have to deal with from any girl. Young girls don't know how to handle it yet and their shit fluctuates much more from month to month. Try carrying chocolates in your fanny pack and offer...
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    What tickles your pickle

    My favorite part was that it took over 1500 lines to make the second website say NO after the first one used less than 80 lines to bitch about shitty website design.
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    Mugshawtys

    Even those of us who are in that demographic were obviously playing video games instead of getting in trouble.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    It's gotta be animated though without the narration of the action.