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Yeah, Red Rocket going down really fooked you.

Oh, I've used pans a lot, but not a pot. She cooked cornbread in a pot?

I realize I'm up 50ish, but I'm still apprehensive about winning. I think the Chiefs have conditioned me to be only fairly optimistic if even that.

Just for reference's sake if you happen to be in this situation, don't refer to the hospital bed as the "Death Bed" to the wife or friends. I'm one of those guys that will have something smartass to say as my last words, and sometimes gallows humor misses the mark. Just another tip from...

That's a nice score. I don't think I've ever used a cast iron pot, outside of a dutch oven.

They are here delivering a hospital bed today and a commode. Feels. Even on oxygen, I'm having a hard time just walking to the bathroom. At least I can still type droll shit on ReRolled.

I've tried a lot of different things in my life, but aspic isn't one of them. Now I'm curious to try it.

Bernard Pollard; it's cheaper.

Is fart raping yourself considered fart masturbation or should I have an attorney look into it?

49. I'm pretty sure I'm not the oldest here, though.

Yeah, that really wasn't fair. Too much Debbie Downer. I've got a really bad ear hair situation going.

Got damn that sounds good. I haven't had any kind of restaurant pizza or carryout pizza in over a year. And yours had the three main food groups on it: bacon, sausage, and pepperoni! The Pig Trifecta.

You receive the deed for your burial plot in the mail.

This is going to sound gay as fuck, but deal with it. Use that money in a way that will give you two great memories. Eat, travel, do something crazy together. As I sit with my wife going over our lives together, we don't talk about that one time when we bought a gun cabinet, or that badass...

I'd travel if I had unneeded money. If they'd let me out of the house.

Only on Rerolled/Foh is it never certain who is giving and who is receiving handjobs.

Nobody ever told me it was optional.

I guess I've never made the playoffs. Does this mean you and I play each other twice?

Holy crap, your bench was on fire.

You ain't fat.

I really couldn't believe this story. He could buy a pair of way better headphones and not blink. Self-entitlement, stupidity, or other shenanigans not mentioned? Whichever, I doubt he'll be missed.

Good for you, Onoes. On all fronts.

Packers are far and away the best at draft and retention. There are numbers out there, but I'm lazy.

He wasn't the only one. I forgot the golden rule about 'bitching' about negs. Man, were my feelings hurt.I'm not sure I can go on. It's all good, I'm sure I've received more than a few kind pity Tuconuts since I went on hospice. Attachment 119668

$37.93 today. I don't think a long-term long position would be a horrible idea. Two years maybe?

Ahh. Well, that's what I get for being a cheap bastard and not getting the upgraded sports package. Fucked me over in the ALDS, too.

Low blow, man!

Over-medium

Evidently it was a terrible troll job, but his ignorant ass negged me for it. And too pussy to sign it. So sorry, Mr. Sensitive.

I'm feeling thick as a brick. This IS Thursday, right?

Just to clarify: molds from which to make replicas of my cock, not the mold from Soygen's cock?

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Yup. Bring cream just to a boil, pour over semi-sweet chocolate, mix til glossy. Approx. 1 cup cream, 9oz. chips. I've used half/half and skim also.

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Chock full of protein, too!

I haven't heard, is Bailey even going to be serviceable after his head wounds?

I really do appreciate that, Erronius. Seriously. But I've found that BBQ really fucks up my sodium, and that sucks. Chinese food, too. Krip, even I don't want to hear myself sing.

We had company tonight and I made chocolate ganache covered brownies. It's so easy to make ganache, the effort/ass ratio is very favorable.

I guess that means it's too late to try and scrounge a decent RB? Well, I've had fun actually winning a few games this year!

Can't sleep. It's getting harder and harder to sleep at night. I don't seem to have any problems sleeping during the day. Maybe I'm afraid to let this day go, or afraid the next one will be the last. No idea. I've actually had a pretty good week, although I did gain 9 lbs. in two days...