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I don't want to dogpile here, but this is definitely a head scratcher.

Heh, that's awesome.

So many ways to go with this comment. I apologize to a_skeleton_03 for not knocking this softball out of the park.

True. Maybe tomorrow, I'll try anything once. Serious question: What does a dying guy get/buy for his wife for Christmas? I'm accepting answers from the Brain Trust at RR.

Our Costco had prime grade ribeyes that looked like Kobe one time, and I think it was 16.99/lb, and I passed. I still regret it; they haven't had them that looked that good since. Big difference between prime grade and select grade meat. Don't misunderstand, the select grade is great for slow...

Damn it. I forgot all about that. Including that one, I've got two to get done this coming week.

It's hard to pick a favorite, but I haven't been secure in my manliness to look at the Kuriin threads yet. So probably the selfie ho's.

Not quite sure how to continue this thread. Update it, or ignore it. I'll update for now, I guess. I'm on oxygen pretty much full time now. Can't really walk more than 20 feet without it. I'm pretty happy I've made it a month so far, but I can tell things are declining. Late...

Fucking refs.

I use the big stock pot.

I ordered veal tongue at a restaurant in NYC one time, because it's not something you usually see on a menu. It was fantastic, just like really tender beef. Then the chef/owner came out to thank me for ordering because he said I was the first one to order it.

I really didn't understand that article at all. No idea what 'dabbing' means. But if it means doing a gay unnecessary dance after scoring a TD, then I'm against it.

I really wanted both teams to lose, but that was a great football game to watch for fans.

I just assumed everyone was a Chiefs fan.

I volunteer to shove a Festivus pole up his butt.

That was a pretty fancy catch.

I didn't know she was a midget, too. Dumbass J0u812

I heard a rumor that Les is going to Mizzou.

I had forgotten all about that. Thanks Obama.

Actually it's a kid's army helmet. Very hard to remove once we got it on there.

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I bare my soul with a real life picture, and no one even has to common decency to mock me. I go unnoticed as if I were in the gangbang line at lurking's moms house.

Thanks gents. I have a feeling this is going to be an emotional day, but I'm going to do my best to keep it light.

Can confirm this if you've ever seen a Taylor Rain video and her prehensile sphincter.

Noodlemod is Duppin? I'm ugly, but I've got mad charisma. 789 001.jpg

Completely doable. I have 2 RBs. Both are Chargers. Someone snaked me out of Forsett's backup.

Shoulda went with a vacuum cleaner. Bitches love vacuum cleaners.

Missed a scratch out.

Well, man, at least you are still humble. I'd be trash talking like a mofo too if I was 11-0.

Due to a diarrhetic and .5ml of sublingual morphine, my blood pressure dropped so far off the charts is was immeasurable for several hours and I kept dropping out of consciousness. For some reason that made my wife nervous. Add on to that a severe case of stomach flu, and my hole body turning...

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I wish that stat actually meant we were good.

We both left a shitton of points on the bench, Edko.

So, I picked the wrong week to sit Jameis Winston.

I knowyoucan cook.

Anyone trying anything new for Thanksgiving? The dishes we're taking this year are an old favorite: cauliflower/broccoli salad w/ red onions, bacon, cheese and creamy vinagrette And a new one, because I had it at a local BBQ place and loved it: Spoon Corn Bread.

My wife and I tried the fried cheese curds because I was all excited about them. Really though, I'd just say average. Love Culver's burgers and fried chicken though.

Peyton and Brock sound like gay porn stars. I'm just saying.

You know what, I probably would if we had kids. What I DO have is tons of nephews (and a niece, but I wouldn't throw her in this lion's den.) I have given my login info to my wife. She's got a pretty thick skin, so I think she could hang, but that will be up to her. I remind her daily that...

This cracked me the fuck up.