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Chiming in here: if I were the ex-girlfriend in Tarrant"s situation, I"d think the gift was sweet... BUT I"d be unsure of how to take it as. That uncertainty may push it over into the "this is really strange" mode, especially if it was a "crate" of the stuff, as initially suggested (they sell...

If you agree to hang out with her, in her own fucked up mind, she will think that what she did to you was acceptable. "Because if he hasn"t forgiven me, he wouldn"t be hanging out with me, right?" Basically, unless she truly cares about how you"re feeling/doing without her (which I doubt -...

Haha, nice. A couple things in there made me smile. Spoiler Alert, click show to read:- Good on the "ask me about my one exception" line. You"d be attracting the right kind of girl who"d be curious to see what you wouldn"t do. Though, I can"t believe you have onlyonehard limit. Most (normal)...

Vim:Good for you. You might try the ignoring approach, because being a dick to her might give off a bad impression to her/your mutual friends if they heard what"s happened, ie. "He"s been a complete douche to her after she shot him down." Since it sounds like you go to the same parties and such...

You asked, Wherein I told you that she doesn"t consider your current relationship as "just friends" because of how you acted in the past, so that question is pretty fucking retarded for you to ask. Then you pondered on whether or not you should go to her party and give her a gift. I responded...

It can work really fast sometimes, but that stuff can also take up to eight weeks to "kick in". Assuming the worst case length-of-time scenario: if you hold out for this girl, I sure hope she"s as committed to wanting to be with you as you are now wanting to be with her after two months. That"s...

Ah, I see. Despite the weight-lifting thing which some may/may not believe, he gave really solid advice in this thread. Because of that, thought it"d be a shame if the ban was permanent. Thanks for the clarification, Ravvenn. Haha! Come on Everlast, don"t be shy. Men everywhere are curious as...

Tenks is banned... what, permanently? Everlast: I"m personally not seeing how it"s possible to be both in and out of a chick"s friend-zone, but hey, not discounting the possibility. You"re definitely going to have to elaborate on your circumstances.

Holy shit; nice rally. The best part is that they"re already pondering ways to spend the money that Brooke is "sure" and "certain" to win.

Upvoting Ashlee so Brooke loses seems... meh. But, put my vote in anyway. At this point it isn"t even about the way Brooke handled it (think she did the best she could even though it came off fake as hell: might want to work on that for your eventual porn debut, chick), but it"s about the...

A promotions and event coordinator that doesn"t understand basic rules of grammar?

This. I don"t want to be an arse, but if this wasn"t at all part of the fishy reason, I"d cut off my tits. I"m sorry, Tasha. Because of this failure, we are definitely in your debt. Time to start some sort of grassroots letterwriting campaign to people needing models in your area. xD

I can"t tell: did she use shoe polish grease or a Sharpie to write FoHSS on those titties? Or something else? ... either way, any of those options (especially the first two) deserves well-earned votes. Good job, lady. <3

Better to want to fuck his cousin than repeatedly to a with a . How"s that working out for you, by the way?

This the girl? I"m sorry, Tasha (since I know you"re reading), but we"ll be needing some sort of advance/more payment forthatround. Goddamn.

HerModelMayhemis seriously, woefully disappointing, and the dude she"s losing to hasnicer tits than she does. And if those pics are any indication, he also appears to have nipples. Come on now; she"s 25 and a mother oftwo. No way she"s going to be adverse to FoHSS on her tits.

If you"re sure beyond a shadow of a doubt that she"s interested in you first, I"d say it"s okay to hit on someone where they work. We"re talking truly overt signals though: hair twirling, coy glances, the boob brush, outright askingyouout, etc. Otherwise it"s way too easy to misread politeness...

Ronaan: While you"re waiting, I hope she gets snapped up by someone else. Just to teach you the lesson you should"ve learned by now. Haha, those are the best! Reminds me of my previous job"s notorious "Foley flirt". He was one strange guy who enjoyed getting catheterized and actively hit on...

Oh, Fat Tony. =( I shall bid good day to you, sir.

Sam, a serious question. Have you thought of dropping the real estate business for a security position? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OdKa9bXVinE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param...

He can have that Herculean mantle as far as I (and maybe others?) are concerned. Keep fighting the good fight while we monkeys fling shit from the sidelines, Scream. xD

I"m surprised you found even one link if that"s exactly what you searched for. Okay Sam. Here is a link.Please read this well.

If you could do some math for me Sam, I"d appreciate it. 2009-1954 is what? Spoiler Alert, click show to read:That"s the number ofyearsit"s been since Piaget published his thesis on cognitive development. Are you telling me that nothing has changed in that number of years?

He"s trying his hardest to work the quote system, God bless him.

Could"ve fooled me.

Indeed it does. And as you are probably thus dying slowly, this"d be the smartest thing you"ve said.

Wait a goddamn minute. ... you putrubbing alcohol, which breaks down into fuckingacetone, in your mouth?

Even hookers can"t say no to it.

I love this thread. So much.

It"s missing something for Sam. There we go. Unffffff.

I"d be scared of Sam sexing it.

He cleans up good.

"Gee baby I don"t know can I have money for meth first before I blow you?"

ROFL. Holy shit; I"m almost in tears here.

If it hasn"t been done already, it"d probably be a boon to glostylez"s "camp Sam contest" if someone mentioned this debacle in the realm forums.

You don"t own the copyright to your photo in a government-run/updated database: the State of California does. So unless someone fromtherewants to prosecute hilarious photoshops of a sex offender, and as nobody will be using your likeness for "a purpose relating to health insurance, insurance...

Holy shit, this rabbit hole just goes deeper and deeper. Here is notone, buttwo, of Sam"s court cases from 1989 and 1995. Highlights include: I fucking lolled, especially at the mental picture: "No one under 55 years of age has ever filed this many motions, ever!" Well, that was until I read...

Even more strange than that is being a stoner and never having seen Half-Baked.

Everlast hit on a couple of these already, so I"m just reiterating. - Too many activities; your opening line lacks punch. The whole "I like to be physically active" can come off as really lecherous, as the very first thing you say. But if that was intended, ignore. - Unless they"re in the...

Sure, it ain"t Eomer"s kimono, rangoth"s Packages (tm), or Zarcath"s flowers, but your other screenshot thread holds the key to this dilemma. I hear chicks go moist for . Remember, there"s no such thing as excess. You know what to do. {edit}: Also, brekk, why"d you edit your post to...