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Eomer means that when your girl said she"s "sick of assholes, blah blah", she was just paying lip-service and telling you what she thinks you want to hear. I think she actually thinks she believes it too, which makes that bullshit even more maddening. Sounds like she"s already decided what...

Once upon a Thursday dreary, while I pondered spriest theory, Over many dumbshit stunts pulled by a dirty whore, While I Mind Flayed, T8 shoulders flapping, suddenly there came a Rapped, rapped, rapping at my modded Chevy Cobalt door, I was stoned, and nothing more. Ah, distinctly I...

The chick has a user title of "can i pee in your butt?" and is (likely) screwing a guy on the side with a handle of XgunsmokeX (pictured below humping some car like a douchebag... with some additions). Apparently he hasn"t realized that the more XxXs you put in your name, the more awesome you...

Why did they suddenly multiply time and money in the second line when it was time + money in the first? Money = time would then make it 2money instead of money?, AND THE WHOLE THING FALLS APART

If you broke up with some girl for unexplanable reasons, and she said that, it wouldn"t strike you as a little odd? Or even a borderline guilt-trip (depending on context - txts can be misconstrued as easily as posts on the internet, and considering she cited your constant "picking at her" as a...

... did you actually say this to her face? Even the baby part? {edit}: Also, .

Please tell me she was confused on how to tie the obi/cord and not the actual "put it on like a fucking bathrobe" concept. {edit}: Even then it"s a matter of following diagrams. Any 7-year-old Boy Scout can tie a knot; I"d hope two grown women could do it too. >.<

I understand what you"re saying, "I"m weird and unorthodox and if I want to send a girl a package immediately... if she"s the girl for me, she will love it without fail." So you"re going to keep on, batting a low average until you stumble on "the one". Eh, I suppose that"s one way of going about...

Send her a package.

Further on what Big W Powah! said: Dabamf meant "hope" as in breaking up with Anne now could be the kick she needs to realize what a good thing she has, rather than delaying the inevitable outcome further. When someone, anyone, is on the fence about any decision, it takes somethinghappeningto...

lost"s chick"s pic is another one for my theory: a Playboy Bunny suntan tattoo can be used in lieu of a tramp stamp to proclaim ho status. Eomer:You"re right; perhaps the whole conversation thing is being overanalyzed and blown out of proportion. However, I do think it"s telling that...

I had no real words at the time that haven"t already been said, so I opted for pictures. Sorry for the confusion. Eye-roll for the complete non-committal quality of the email... which just looked like a giant hedge. I"ll tackle the rest of the post later. Goddamn. @_@

Empire: In her slinky red dress and everything. Watch out, she"s talking business. bofa:If you"ll be cooking it while she"s there: don"t cloister yourself over your pots while she flips through Showtime in the other room. Keep it interactive. Makes for great conversation and, if she"s up for...

Nah. You already did her a huge favor and moved her after you found out that she"s a stupid slut (which is more than I would"ve done: next time if you threaten something and someone calls you on that shit, make sure you can follow through). She has no remorse whatsoever and just used you for her...

Oh man. No offense intended Eomer, but I"ll bedamnedif that doesn"t sound like a carefree "we"re still going to prom together rite?" email. You"re not prodding the woman to make a decision at all; you"re trying to usher her there with the wind current from a feather you"re rapidly waving by her...

I don"t think you"re giving her enough credit. After all, shedid"take the initiative" in essentially breaking up the relationship because of a (IMO) rather wishy-washy reason. If one voluntarily fucks something up, he/she should be the one to fix it and make the first move, by my book...

Welcome back. =) Unless this is a game and she secretlywantsyou to chase after her, I don"t see many advantages for you if you"re the one to attempt bridging the distance she requested/caused in the first place.

That was fucking money. A nice thing to come home to after being at work, doing inferior nursely things, catching retarded mistakes "doctors" like him make. Just today - I can"t wait until that tool accidentally prescribes 10mg of hydromorphone when he meant morphine, and watch him eat his...

Exactly. You were initially responding to bofa, who might care about a relationship in the long run, but is currently NOW in the stage of "gaming" this chick of his. If he thinks this is lasting material, he can later drop the act. You yourself said it is good to fake confidence you may not...

aychamo, I think you don"t fully deserve all the shit that follows you around here, but for someone who said (), advocated waiting at least , ripped into Dabamf for not being able to get laid and having a girlfriend while you yourself have "", and to top it all off, claimed that "it"s been so...

Is she a mother? I realize it"s a bullshit holiday as it is, but chicks expecting stuff like that when the day isn"t even specifically about them has always confused me.

Drawing on personal experience here. You remind me of a guy I broke up with for nearly the same suspected reasons, Ronaan. Afterwards, he acted like everything was gumdrops and rainbows. It"s pretty obvious when that"s bullshit (especially when the guy cries on my shoulder while I told him...

Ah, got it.

That depends, Brad. How big a gap are we talking about here? ?

bofa- Go for the kiss. Dunno, I agree with Fulorian about the age thing. Think it would start things off on a strange foot, if you were interested in being serious with them. For pure surface-deep relationships that aren"t going anywhere, I can maybe understand that. Guess it depends on the...

To me, his behavior doesn"t sound like a defense mechanism against you going, since you took time to keep in contact with them while you were away at college. Sure, you"ll be abroad for an indefinite amount of time, but that doesn"t mean a contact blackout. It doesn"t logically follow, but we...

Will do my best at long, thoughtful advice. God forbid I need it from you myself, one day. =) I can understand your hesitance in backing the intensity of the relationship off, especially if this girl is truly not like other Korean girls. The thought of "goddamn I came this far, might as well...

I must say, when I first started dating my beau, he said this once early in the relationship and I woke up to himwatchingme while I slept. My knee-jerk reaction was "...", even though I thought much later that it was endearing. Tough to say, but you probably came on too strong. Too late for...

Other than speculation on our end, the only way to find out about Anne"s (retardedly huge) discrepancy is asking her directly. She"ll just get defensive and you"ll get nowhere. As you said, the only thing to do is really ride this out and see that she"s truly committed now. If she doesn"t turn...

Soygen said it better than I could. Just an addition: Not only does it mean you don"t pursue the person, but you don"t string along/toy with your current "pretty awesome guy" for that long while sorting your feelings out. Come now, she had sex with Jay on again, off again for several years. She...

Anne has wanted a relationship with that other guy foryearsnow. Old habits die hard. She lied earlier when she said she was over him, I personally would have a rough time believing her now that she"s saying the same thing. Sigh, Eomer. I really want to be an optimist for you, but reading all...

I know I keep mentioning that girls love to play games, but have you considered that perhaps shewantsto be forced into telling you what the matter is? Chicks (including the submissive sort) toy like that when they want to incite you with their antics. A "no, it"snotokay. Don"t fuck with me...

Mmm, thanks for the clarification. Someone is still removing themselves from the other, which appears convenient. Ha! Gave the overanalyzation advice partially because you seem the sort to do so (is it condoms? is she preggo? is it her family? an emotional/health/relationship/sex/love pentagon...

Considering that a mere month ago you proclaimed there were no secrets, no bullshit, and the two of you are completely honest with each other, it"s strange that she now clams up. And she goes back to her normal self with friends but changes when you"re alone together? After all that, the chance...

Nice comeback, but no tits of the ex-girlfriend as icing on the cake? Or of any of the chicks? It could have pushed your story over into "epic" territory, Jimmy.

She wanted all the perks but none of the responsibility from the very beginning; considering the consequence of fucking with your feelings and still going through with what she did is worse than anything else she could"ve done. Neither could even tell the truth. Save your dignity and don"t even...

I"m not sure I even classify this insane bitch"s serial fuckings as cheating anymore, since OP has shown time and again with his actions that her behavior is acceptable (enough to stay with her, that is). If this isn"t trolling, my money is on tseveng being acuckold boyfriend. Maybe he gets...

Tseveng"s girlfriend used to suck dick for coke. I seen her. <embed width="540" height="435" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i286.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid286.photobucket.com/albums/ll116/chuckbane/Bob_Saget_A_hoy_.flv">

Goddamn, it reminds me ofThe Shipping Newsby Annie Proulx, which I was forced to read in high school. Mainly that scene where the main character is listening to his wife fuck some other dude in their bedroom, and he"s trying to go to sleep while sobbing andtears are running into his ears. Jesus...

Ah, I meant "long-term" and "serious" as in, "don"t put much (if any) emotional investment into the relationship". There"s always going to be outliers, but I assume that most mature guys at 29 aren"t interested in the flitting around, serial 6-month-monogamy of their younger days, hence using...