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Eh, that"s a common reaction with girls, I"ve noticed. Some can"t fathom the idea of a mutually beneficial relationship even with such an age discrepancy. If she"s 18 right now, she"s on the brink of entering college in the fall. Needless to say, a new environment changeseverything...

... come on now. That sounds like a possibly hilarious, "I accidentally an underaged girl" type story. To your question. I can"t offer any personal experience on a large age gap. Most people I"ve spoken with say it"s relative to the ages themselves, even if the number of years is the same...

At first, it looked like you"re playing pattycake with disembodied hands. Then this happened. ... I"m sorry.

Bust a nut in her Frosty the next time you get her mom Wendy"s food. Don"t forget to super-size it. If it"s important to your girlfriend and her non-mouth-breathing family members, I say you go. I personally don"t have relatives so awful I felt I could never "pander" to them, so I can"t truly...

^ Glad to hear it"s working out for the better. A chick who doesn"t like ballroom dance and would rather walk around for hours than pay for parking? Sounds like a winner, in my opinion. Dabamf: Assuming Korean girls aren"t much different, I"m thinking that she wouldn"t have a problem pushing...

Haha, that"s like a surgeon coming out and saying, "Well, I have to tell you something, but maybe you"ll toss me off your kid"s case if I do. You"ll have to pay me the agreed-upon money, because I successfully removed ALL of her cancer... with mets. She"ll make a full recovery. Is that okay?" Of...

Ronaan: At first guess, she mentioned the guy thing to gauge your reaction and make herself seem more desirable to you, though it"s a bit of selling refrigerators to Inuits at this point. Don"t scare her off though with anything like "love", fuck. When in doubt, reflect her own level of interest...

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Almost as creepy as putting her picture on here not once, but ? The best part is, if she really does lurk FoH (or reads this thread), she knew you were "in love" with her when you first chatted . Your entire post/dating/fucking history is there for the taking, to be pored over and anally fisted...

Sure, you could say that he wasn"t into her outside the sexual relationship. After all, none of his posts really say anything of the sort. However, knowing her pliant personality, she never said anything at all, either. From her new boyfriend, we see how quickly she can be smitten by someone...

Nah, he didn"t break it off. Jessie was the one who wanted to "take things slow", ie. stop advancing the relationship, although he probably wishes he jettisoned earlier, heh. Even the batshit insane 22 calls in one day... hetried to call her back. This happened after the "take it slow" talk, so...

You were probably always, and now even more obviously are, in her friend-zone. ... Prepare, friend. Guess who she will try getting comfort from when her dude inevitably gets tired and leaves her covered in his and his best friend"s jizz?

Holy shit, the blue one. If some really amazing chick I knew had those kind of nips, she"d definitely qualify as a "girl who broke my heart". Right after she broke my goddamned skin. ... need to counteract nasty nips with some decent random ones.

You really are trying, which is great, but... this isn"t kindergarten. You don"t need to ask the best friend of the person you like if they think she likes you back, what chance you have, her opinions on the matter, and if she could please deliver this football-shaped note to your crush. It...

Eh. Saying that when it"s just the two of you is funny, but I can"t imagine not feeling mortified if someone tried to use that line in a group of shared acquaintances. It"s such obvious "game" bait. >.<

Brad:Grobbee is right - do not game Asians. They can sense that shit. For the age thing, a general good answer is, "I know I"ve asked you twice already, but honestly, I can"t tell at all since you don"t look a day over 19/(believableundershooting of age here)." Pause for compliment acceptance...

Everlast: Sorry, man. What reason did the chick give for dumping you before the horrible string of failed relationships? Eh? Do you define this as in currently engaged in a successful relationship or as Doctor Phil type "credentials"? As for naked pics: I"m not sure you all would like the...

If things were as bad as you claim in previous years, I"m certain neither of you have much in the way of self-esteem. Starting new things is almost paralyzing at that point and it takes a while to recover from that. Sounds like she"s aware she"s at a juncture. Let it go. It"s not your...

In your second sentence, your logic simply doesn"t follow. She could drop by without having the motive of genuine interest: such as, keeping a back-up plan on good terms, and so forth. Go get "em, tiger. The court can take away your wife"s internet if you press them hard enough. They can even...

I was implying she sounds like the unconditionally trusting sort. It wasn"t sarcasm.

Churchill: The pic... are you serious? O_o My first reaction was, "Whoa, I hope this opinion changes as time goes on, because she hasn"t really thought about it to the point where she"s ready (for a first conversation)", but on second thought, how truly wonderful. There are still people in the...

Nicely done; everything about what you"ve said, the timing especially, was spot on. You executed that really well. Heh, you touched on one of the reasons it"s tough to post in this thread: people you know could be watching.

Wow, Tenks. You"re sensationalizing this. From what Eomer"s saying, she"s the one who continually brings it up. Mentioning an item in hopes theotherperson will take responsibility for something that could destroy A Good Thing when he himself is part of that Good Thing doesn"t seem strange to...

I don"t want to continually insinuate that what she"s saying might not match with what she really wants, but it truly bears repeating here. Bringing your attention to "she"s interested because she"s never had sex with a woman and it"s a new experience" reasoning. Is this the real reason? Is it...

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I"ve finally figured it ALL out. The roots, the thread, theeverything. All this at the ripe age of 27; whatever shall I do with the rest of my life? Fuck all you ignorant cocksuckers. Now I, too, can join the enlightened ranks! {edit}: Much love, OhSeven.

I can"t believe this got lost in the used up douchewater churning about. Yeah, Ronaan. That wasreeeeeaallyassholish of you. ... What the hell, man?

You"re only partially right when you said I was going to ignore most of your post. In fact, I ignored all of it. I"m certain it was much of the same. I"m sorry: I can not point out twisted logic to someone who doesn"t appear to use it very well. That really isn"t an insult; it truly is...

You must have a barn out back. Yet again. I"m not arguing that 50% of marriages don"t fail. That would be utterly fucking retarded of me seeing as how that information is laughably easy to obtain. Unlike you throwing out random numbers like 90% in previous posts, I can comprehend statistics. The...

We need more people out there who don"t doom their marriages before they begin. I hope to God your fiancee thinks "like me" and other previous posters, despite you misrepresenting all of our positions. ... On second thought, I hope not. Poor chick is going to be stuck with a douche...

So, let me paraphrase 2/3rds of your post. "I choose to not tell my fiancee because there is a 50/50 chance thatshewill cheat, and I"d rather attack this issue from the side (aka STRIKE THE FIRST BLOW)." Holy shit. This is just getting better and better. xD

Spell my name right, please. There really isn"t an excuse for CTRL-C and V failing. I"ll ignore the condescension, but I apologize for getting irritated when lumped into a category with a random-ass statistic by someone who knee-jerk assumes I"m the norm and not the exception. Frankly, I...

I don"t give a shit whether your fuck buddy knows. Obviously, she does. Fabulous straw man (woman?) you set up there. I was concerned with if your FIANCEE knows. "Let me put this in terms your child like mind is failing to understand". I"m in a successful, rather long-standing polyamorous...

If either Sharmai"s fiancee (or to a lesser extent Sharmai"s friend"s boyfriend) knows nothing about this fantastic "I don"t burn bridges because I give in to my throbbing dick/cunt sometimes" set-up, sorry to say dude, but you"re a world-class douchebag of the worst variety. Not saying there"s...

Goddamn, what is this pansy-ass attempt at vindication nonsense? Assuming GamerGirl lives at home: Tell her mother while you"re banging her, in GG"s room, then have a post-fuck cigarette or toke it up together. That"ll teach the ho.

Closure is only important if she still has feelings for the guy. It"s usually a nice synonym for "absolute last chance". It"s odd that she wants "closure" from a guy she said, ad-nauseum, that she"s done with. Sounds like all those times are a feeble attempt at self-convincing. As for the...

Bolded part - if it"s truly over between the two, why does it matter what this guy is or isn"t feeling? Why should she care? Why is she graciously giving someone she says she doesn"t want a relationship with anymore a chance to "explain himself" and thus keep you as a friend until she knows? Her...

I hope you aren"t implying the two are related.

Buh? Mazim: Don"t think about "the ex" as one giant failure. Think of going back to her each and every time as separate failures. Tell yourself to man up already and quit making the same mistake over and over again. Lab rats don"t even do that shit.

Dude. She"s either using or actively psychotic. Make like the captain held hostage by pirates and abandon fucking ship.