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  1. Zapatta

    Cheated out of my youth

    NM
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Uggos gotta pay. https://nypost.com/2024/02/10/metro/nyc-teacher-had-inappropriate-relationship-with-male-student/
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    Hep C Russian Roulette..
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    It's a scam. Saudi Arabia has only 2 classes, super wealthy and dirt poor. The wealthy aren't indigenous people, they conquered the population and worry about getting ganked. So SA has a super long history of placating those indigenous folks by promising massive public works projects especially...
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    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    Mix dry Coleman's with Soy Sauce and you have made the Hot Mustard sauce found in all Chinese take out.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Well I have always assumed all these stories were dumb cunts looking for brand new in the box BBC, but then you hear Hockey Team and that theory takes a hit.
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    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    But I do know who Abe Froman the Sausage King of Chicago is.
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    Altered Carbon

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    Altered Carbon

    I said I was fucking drunk, can you not read?
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    Altered Carbon

    So I watched S1 long long ago and sorta enjoyed the attempt even tho they butchered the fuck out of a book I really love. Today I was day drunk & had the house to myself for once so I turned on S2 which I knew was going to be disappointing. but I wanted to check in just to see how bad they...
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    High tier autism.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    https://nypost.com/2024/02/04/news/married-minnesota-mom-accused-of-having-sex-with-two-15-year-old-boys-at-hotel-after-fight-with-husband/
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    https://nypost.com/2024/01/25/business/ex-wwe-employee-says-vince-mcmahon-sexually-assaulted-her-with-sex-toys-named-after-wrestling-stars-suit/
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    Cheated out of my youth

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12996603/Kentucky-teaching-aide-Ellen-Phillips-charged-rape-boys-tshirts-hot-moms.html
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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12979881/chinese-marathon-runner-uncle-chen-smoking-brother-disqualified.html
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    True Detective

    Farrell and his arc just didn't get any depth, some of the funniest and grittiest scenes were his, but they were so short and hollow the didn't keep resonating down his 'journey'.
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    True Detective

    Yeah no shit the 2 big stars acting as the Executive Producers to do a passion project they would agree to star in to instantly get a green light because of their award winning track record brought an amazing product to the table. And yes plugging in some name brands in season 2 desperate to...
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    True Detective

    If season 1 was Brokeback Bayou he could have totally pulled it off.
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    My friends wife brought home a pug from a no kill shelter that was crippled and covered in huge scars from being mauled by pit pulls many times. I started calling it the Land Manatee and the kids got on board and the name stuck much to the chagrin of the wife.
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    https://www.8days.sg/entertainment/asian/japanese-man-4-wives-2-girlfriends-no-work-lives-them-824146#:~:text=Ryuta%20lives%20in%20Sapporo%20with,about%20his%20unique%20family%20arrangement
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    True Detective

    My point is if they had Rust played by Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Gosling as Marty S1 would have been as 'bad' as S2. The shows basic formula has never really changed, they just had 2 academy award winners out of the gate.
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    True Detective

    Most of it was, and that is exactly what made it great. Rust spouting Nihilist rhetoric and then finding Jesus at the end was the only thing that's wasn't pure off the shelf pulp. And I don't think anyone but McConaughey could have sold it. S1 wasn't high brow, it was cheap noir. None of the...
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    True Detective

    You strip out all the high tier actors, atmospheric cinematography, low hum droning sounds and artsy color tinting and the S1 script is a bunch over over the top cliche scenarios strung together one after another. It is a love letter to pulp.
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    True Detective

    S1 would have been exactly that kind of dime store pulp trash if McConaughey didn't go full glue huffing meth diet method actor. That one character and his delivery raised to bar too high for everything after. Everyone else is Vince Vaughn trying to play a villain.
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    True Detective

    That's pretty much been the majority of Foster's career. She can pull it off because of her thin veneer of non-femininity hiding the bull dyke underneath.
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    True Detective

    That movie is still fucking scary, probably one of the biggest reasons COVID panic worked on a lot of people who grew up watching it.