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  1. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    If you drafted Charles and didn't draft Ware, you're an idiot. Wallace is actually looking like a very decent play these days. Not sure how long that trend will continue but it's worth investing a bench spot in.
  2. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    Fuck you Aaron Rodgers. Fuck you.
  3. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    This is all very old news. You can mainly thank Archer Daniel Midland for the massive consumption of HFCS, and government tariffs keeping imported sugar at ridiculous prices so that we're all cornfed mules. Did my thesis on this exact subject.
  4. Itlan

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So the new Jerseys have an afterimage effect and an ambient glow? Wow. Technology is amazing.
  5. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    Winning by 2 with Deangelo left to play. Do I bench him? It's the smart move right?
  6. Itlan

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    IRG3
  7. Itlan

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    What's the over/under on the Saints-Giants game? I could see 100 points.
  8. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    Is Tyrell Williams the hot add with Keenan going down?
  9. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    Allen has the tight end whisperer coaching him up, however. So DT is getting an MRI on his hip and Sammy Watkins is out for awhile. I need some receiver help as well apparently.
  10. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    Fuller looks promising. Having Hopkins on the other side and Lamar Miller running the ball should give him plenty of looks.
  11. Itlan

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    AJ Green looking like a fucking stud again holy shit.
  12. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Are you sure you're not just dehydrated? Also I have restless leg syndrome, so I'm aware of how annoying twitchy legs are. I'm assuming you mean involuntary muscle spasms as opposed to my constant need to shake my legs though.
  13. Itlan

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Finally Julio.
  14. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    If Sterling Shepard is available grab him. Corey Coleman would be another decent target, Kevin White as well. Also, I was completely wrong about Cooks apparently. Sorry guys. Holy shit.
  15. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    I just don't like that Cooks gets essentially no red zone TDs. Even Beckham and Brown get them.
  16. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    I would agree, and I can see you going either way. I had Evans his rookie year with OBJ. They won me the chip that year, basically by themselves at times. He had a down year last year, hoping for a bounceback season.
  17. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    He's very boom or bust from what I remember, and most of his TDs are 40+ yarders. Which don't get me wrong is awesome statistically and provides big points in bunches, but I just remember getting a lot duds out of him. Not a big fan.
  18. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    I'd say Evans over Cooks honestly. That game is going to be a fucking shootout, and Brees has a lot more weapons this year. Could free up Cooks, or reduce targets, and he's a PPR machine, not much of a TD guy.
  19. Itlan

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    You guys are so mean. What if he's a hidden talent? What if he has so much talent it fucking overwhelms him on a daily basis because there's no game that will allow him to fully reveal the depths of his TALENT... Until NOW.
  20. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    Foster @ Seattle or Duke Johnson @ Phily? Full PPR. Leaning the Duke. Think it's going to be a good year for him.
  21. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    GZCL. 5/3/1. Any specialized benching program. Frequency and volume, that's how you grow your bench.
  22. Itlan

    Everquest - Live Servers

    Man I remember being like 9 years old and coming home from baseball on the weekends and farming those damn geonids at the bottom of CC because they dropped diamonds. Good exp too, might've been in my 40s? By the time you cleared the top one, the bottom one had spawned.
  23. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    For strength? There's better programs. Much better programs.
  24. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Are you that fat?
  25. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Lmao I didn't even catch that. The well goes far deeper than I originally thought.
  26. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    Fair point, didn't even check the league names tbh. Makes a lot more sense that way. I was scratching my head wondering why Bell with a 4 game suspension would be the #1.
  27. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Do you even know what a vagina is? Cause apparently you're having sex with baby dicked men.
  28. Itlan

    Fantasy Football Advice

    Jesus fuck how did Antonio Brown last that long? I'm taking him #1 overall if I get the opportunity.
  29. Itlan

    Eric Andre Show S4

    He said the interviews last like 2 hours and they just cut it down to the best clips. Could you imagine being interviewed for 2 hours like this?
  30. Itlan

    Everquest - Live Servers

    I remember selling my account for $700 and then stealing it back. God I was a little piece of shit.
  31. Itlan

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Dope car.
  32. Itlan

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Oh fuck this thread, I'm out of here.
  33. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Shonuff. That's enough. Gilg, do it. If I could find the fucking time to do it I would too. Don't be ashamed, some hot ass girls in yoga.
  34. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    I love Jack Daniel's honestly, but I've also had Stubbs and it's not bad at all. And yeah, I got the spicy one as well.
  35. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Monthly wax has been my experience.
  36. Itlan

    I just ate a whole chicken AMA.

    I live in Jersey, but I'm in NY state from time to time.
  37. Itlan

    MMA Thread

    Agreed on all counts. There were times where I thought they were both dead in the water, but no one can take a beating quite like Diaz. I swear he's mentally retarded.
  38. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    No idea what he looks like. And I said steroids because I'm lazy lol.
  39. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Oh wow an insecure dude who takes steroids claims to bang tons of hot chicks, so many he can't count, all while being on a giant nerd forum. Yeah bro, you're the man.
  40. Itlan

    I just ate a whole chicken AMA.

    Oh word? You're not that far from me then.