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  1. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Would you do it again?
  2. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I agree. Let's see dem titties.
  3. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That really does sound like one day he's going to beat his wife because her mashed potatoes are dryer than Lend's cock. And I know you're trying to get me killed you fuck.
  4. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hence the I would never bring her back to my place part.
  5. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Everyone is making solid points! No I'm not thirsty, but... cocaine-addled chimp sex sounds promising.
  6. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm afraid of bringing a bipolar woman to my house. I'll have to figure out another plan of action.
  7. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is what I fear the most. Like how deep does the well go?
  8. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So I met this girl, pretty dope, great body, smart as hell, etc. Reveals to me she's diagnosed bipolar. I feel like a shitty person but I'm about to just bail and disappear. I don't have the patience to deal with that, honestly. Am I a horrible human being? I know, all women are bipolar, but...
  9. Itlan

    Kurt Cobain was murdered (probably).

    Sorry I don't have shitty pop-rock tastes. Go listen to Quiet Riot or whatever other faggy ass music you listen to.
  10. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    PIana is probably on Nolotil as well. Seems to be the newest mania. But yeah, these guys aren't even fucking human anymore.
  11. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Have you fucking seen Big Ramy lately?
  12. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Grandma.
  13. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    So drop another 500 cals!
  14. Itlan

    Kurt Cobain was murdered (probably).

    They're going on tour.
  15. Itlan

    Kurt Cobain was murdered (probably).

    Both of those songs are trash.
  16. Itlan

    The Fast Food Thread

    Fresh mozz is delicious on cold cut sandwiches tho. Provolone is king to me of the readily available cheeses.
  17. Itlan

    The Fast Food Thread

    Both of these options suck.
  18. Itlan

    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Puscifer are fucking garbage.
  19. Itlan

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Ridiculous* And the word you're looking for is "retarded."
  20. Itlan

    Kurt Cobain was murdered (probably).

    If you're going to post Van Halen, at least post some of their legitimately good music, not that bullshit.
  21. Itlan

    Kurt Cobain was murdered (probably).

    YES. YES.
  22. Itlan

    Kurt Cobain was murdered (probably).

    Jar of Flies was in constant rotation going through high school.
  23. Itlan

    Kurt Cobain was murdered (probably).

    Alice in Chains > Soundgarden > Pearl Jam > Nirvana. My opinion is my opinion, fuck right off. As for the 80s sucking... Iron Maiden? Metallica? Megadeth? Venom? Queensryche? To say an entire decade worth of music sucks is just fucking idiotic. And I only listed metal bands since that seems to...
  24. Itlan

    Everquest - Live Servers

    A lot of shit like that, where you could just infer what the terms meant even from a young age. Really helped to round out my vocabulary, and I scored a 710 verbal despite being a piece of shit high school. I have Brad McQuaid to thank for that. Don't fucking put that on your resume Brad.
  25. Itlan

    Bloodborne

    Absolutely same. I bought DS2 and DS3 and it's just not the same experience at all. I'm not the defensive type I guess? Plus I much preferred dodging side to side than rolling, pistol whipping Wakandans instead of bashing with my shield, and just being a lot more competent vs. a mob of mobs in BB...
  26. Itlan

    Everquest - Live Servers

    Words like elysian or umbral. When the fuck would I come into contact with these words in my youth? Elysian maybe when you start reading Greek tragedies, no idea when I'd come across umbral. See mom, I wasn't pissing away my teenage years!
  27. Itlan

    Ocean's Eight (2018)

    Some pretty sexy asians in this.
  28. Itlan

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I think you should stop being friends with him.
  29. Itlan

    Everquest - Live Servers

    EQ taught me a lot of words I probably wouldn't have come across otherwise. I think I was 9 or 10 when I started playing, so a lot of shit I didn't necessarily understand lol.
  30. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Ground turkey isn't that healthy. It also isn't that fucking tasty, especially if you're getting 99%.
  31. Itlan

    J49: An Erotic Life

    The writers have really gone downhill lately. Threw her a twenty and that was it? This storyline better finish soon or I'll be forced to stop watching. Actors are still top-notch though! Doing what they can with this piss poor effort with the plot.
  32. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    You people have the weirdest issues. Sushi. Lots of sushi.
  33. Itlan

    Everquest - Live Servers

    I used to just facepull with my BST.
  34. Itlan

    No Man's Sky

    Yeah I had to see what the hype was all about. Different strokes type deal I guess, this literally gives me no boners. Seems like a fun game for the genre though, I see the appeal, just not for me.
  35. Itlan

    No Man's Sky

    I guess I don't understand the appeal then.
  36. Itlan

    No Man's Sky

    I'm watching CohhCarnage on twitch and I genuinely have no idea what I'm watching.
  37. Itlan

    No Man's Sky

    What the fuck is the point of this game?
  38. Itlan

    What do you do?

    PT just seems like bullshit compared to an actual sports doctor. What if I wanted to get into something like exercise physiology ("sports science" if you will)? Could someone tell me I'm wrong here?