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Next time I'm in Florida we can grab a bite!

Have you tried hitting her with a golf club 30 or 40 times? Highly recommended, according to George Carlin.

250mg of test-e E3D means every 3 days. It comes to 580 a week.

You would let your wife drive you? I prefer life.

I played sports. Used to eat 2 whoppers before baseball practice erry god damn day.

250 mg test-e E3D, 50mg of dbol every day, take with clomid. You're a teenager again, except with muscle maturity now!

We all went through it. Unless you were fat in high school, in which case... I'm sorry man.

Haha 180 pound faggot. I'll kick your ass.

Test "levels" are honestly a bunch of bullshit. The whole 300-1200 range or whatever range your doctor gives you, it's bullshit. But yeah, I ate like a house from 13-17. Didn't catch up to me until probably junior year of college when I ballooned to 235+.

Most people avoid the gel if they have children, just the off chance your little brat rubs it all over themselves lmao.

It's actually 580 a week if we're being pedantic lol, but the point remains. I've seen test reports showing people over 10k, so that should give you an idea of what some people are cycling on. Enjoy your steroids!

Lol so your doctor gave you TRT? You're essentially on a low dose of steroids, that shit works.

This is called a "whoosh." It's completely normal, and most people who begin weight loss experience their first whoosh in the form of losing excess water. That's really all it is. You're burning fat, your body holds extra water. Then after a few weeks, your body says "fuck this" and flushes the...

No. No. No. Also, it depends on the person as far as what you want to cut from your diet. I rarely cut my carbs, cutting fats does the trick for me. I eat just enough to keep my hormones up, but that's about it.

This is so awkward. Stop staring into my soul.

It's just funny to think he's taller than me, weighs less, and has a higher bf%. I do have a huge, fat ass tho. I should've been a woman with this thing. 405 squat on deck!

6'1 195 20% bf? I must really not understand what a normal person looks like.

And it tastes like shit.

I wouldn't say it's fear. Just not something I care to deal with.

Multiple bags of pizza rolls* We need to put this into context.

You should talk fatass!

Find a time slot that works for you to go to the gym, something you can stay committed to. I'm going to be honest with you, there's no way to motivate you to go. You need to get off your ass and motivate yourself. If you like the "bro-split," go for it. If you want double frequency, do some...

Sign me up you pussies.

Ogre guards were good loot back in the day.

Quest bars are good, and I think I had the cliff builders bar? That was decent.

Alterac Valley was a shitshow, but it was definitely awesome listening to 40 people yell at each other on vent. Some good times there, then it became a 7 minute race. Did anyone ever participate in those server best of the best PvP battles? PvP in EQ was shit, it was pretty funny to watch.

Shit like this makes me wonder if I'm as socially retarded as the rest of you.

Double steak with guac! It's like $15!

I didn't enjoy sitting in fucking Sol B for 16 hours coming back to the computer every 20 minutes to see if my named spawned, I'll tell you that much is true.

What the fuck does $10 do? I can't even buy chipotle with $10.

Holy shit this hiatus is killing me. I NEED CONTENT.

Yeah I was about to destroy him but I figured I'd let this shit roll.

Oh I'm not saying I believed the meme, the talk on step-dad just triggered it in my memory. I'm 26, haven't been in a serious, committed relationship in 6 years. I cook for myself, do my own laundry, and generally if I want to get something done, I have to do it myself. Pay my own bills, etc. I...

That may work. You still run into the "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD" potential. I'd need to know she's not a weak parent basically, I'm not interested in raising someone's else brat. I just want to drink beer and have sex.

There was a meme recently that said "if you're over 24 and not in a relationship, just accept you're going to be a stepdad." I'd rather kill myself, for the exact reasons you mentioned. No thanks.

I'd have to rename myself itlan26. That's not a commitment I'm willing to make.

Fine I'll bite, since we're discussing 80s metal here are some of my top picks:

There won't ever be emotional attachment. Anyone who's familiar w my recent past knows how badly I was burned so... I'm kind of a walking void at the moment.

I'm usually good with shit like this, but nothing worth posting yet.

I already did. Clearly I prefer tracks like "Ain't Talkin Bout Love" to "Jump" and "Unchained." You can add "Panama" to that fucking list too. That should tell you all you need to know.