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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    J49: An Erotic Life

    What kind of degenerate brings an open top drink into a public bathroom
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    lol holy shit man. Get a fucking grip.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Yeah right. Thor will have the only positively reviewed performance of this movie thanks to the cisheteropatriarchy. McCarthy will be thrown in person for daring to be a woman in public.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I knew this was gamergate's fault somehow!
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    Your guilty pleasure movies

    Every mummy movie starring Brendan Fraser
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    At least get him to go to Quaker steak bro. come on
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    They randomly assign you a race/dick size when you first start the game and you can't change it. Sounds like they've got it together.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Shit is photoshopped dawg. And of course they fart in the suit. Who is going to take off a full body suit just to let one rip?
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Any time comcast does not something that isn't directly aimed at fucking their customers raw it just makes me more nervous for what they are planning in the future. Although this might be the first time they've done something not directly aimed at fucking their customers...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    lol I love that the two dorms that Mizzou had to close recently due to drop in enrollment were named "Respect" and "Excellence". You can't write it better.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Racist Cartoons In College Newspaper Spark Outrage Among Students All this because of this cartoon.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I wonder if it would be "racist" if Obama starting rounding up and executing white people or if he'd just be being an asshole. After all, his race does deny him power and privilege.
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    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    Ball definitely bounces differently. It acts heavier in general it seems to me. Also seems like handling is less responsive like turns/power slides have a wider radius but maybe I'm crazy.
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    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    Hoops mode is dope. Lots of opportunity for awesome aerial shit. Might like it better than standard.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Hugo Boss should design all military uniforms. Nazis knew how to fucking dress man.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That last sentence is entirely a figment of the authors imagination. The only time anyone uses the phrase "ethnic food" is to generally refer to all non-American cuisine. "Hey honey do think we should have ethnic food tonight or just get some italian?" Is a sentence literally nobody has said...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I hope it goes to the Supreme Court. Goodell is such a shitheel.
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    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    Got sucked in by the free weekend, ending up buying it last night. Aerials are hard.
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    Removing Itunes and Amazon DRM

    Bro you don't own those. It's just a long term rental. Welcome to the future
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Nobody is hoping is hard as me that Brad succeeds. I can imagine now. Brad drops Pantheon to rave reviews, it truly is EQ for the modern Era, the best MMO in a decade. People fall to their knees in his presence, prostrate themselves before the prophesied returned king of online gaming. Pilgrims...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Truly disgusting. Lurkingcuck, inventor of feminism, drinker of white male tears.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    One more rapist shitlord off campus. Take that patriarchy.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Here comes soy with his "man of the people" . Like I'd ever believe you honestly got 146 nets entirely off of one line posts. You are the cheap dime store mask over the monstrous face of this rotten to the core administration.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    The mods are going to quietly liquidate their assets while pumping valueless nets into the system to maintain the illusion of a functioning economy and by the time we realize we've been left holding the bag of shit that is rerolled, they'll be sitting on a beach in the Caribbean somewhere...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I upload attachments all do and never even post them.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Bourgeois disdain for the proletariat on clear display folks. Disgusting.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I have damning evidence from a whistle blower inside the organization that mods have been doing insider trading and short selling our hardearned tuconets on the market for years. I mean lurkingdicks clearly fradulent nets closely followed by being promoted to mod should be enough for an SEC...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    This forum is now moderated by old men who only want to talk about their irregular bowel movements and their divorces all run by head dindu in charge draegan. It's all down hill from here.
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    Weather

    Good thing he had his wipers on. Could have been a disaster.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Why don't you fix his avatar while you're at it Herr Noodle?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I'll never forget what I've learned here today. Gentlemen.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Lol go for it cucklord. Strike me down and more shall rise in my place. #shitlordlivesmatter
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Look at this upjumped faggot bitch made American Inventor mod. Got his mod pants on like a big man. Look out everyone, he's a big man. A mature adult.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Just making sure we're on the same page bro. I'll bring the wine coolers.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I only golf when I'm hammered
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    There is no justice to be had in this wasteland.