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How is this shit not rickshawed yet? Moderation around here is garbage.

If I asked somebody what their favorite hobby was and they answered "water" I think my brain would instinctively shutdown to protect itself from whatever else is going to come out of that person's mouth.

You aren't factoring in your stare and fart rapes.

Cad is reaching tanoomba levels of white knight here. I think we figured out who the guy asking for j52's spunk filled rubber was.

Didn't he fuck a smack head $10 street whore in his sons bedroom while he was in the hospital? But yeah you should feel bad Cal. How rude of you.

How many $1 donations is this going to take?

Haven't checked this thread in a while. I'm assuming the beta is out by now right? Can someone shoot me an invite?

Absolutely everything about this game points to it being Spore 2: More planets, less content.

There is an "equal pay bake sale" going on in my town right now. $1 for men and $0.75 for women per cookie. I can't decide whether I should tell them I identify as a woman or start crying about how triggered I am by their ableism by having no consideration for my type 1 diabetes.

I don't know why anyone getting out of a marriage would want to see anyone. If I got divorced tomorrow I'd probably spend a couple weeks in a cave of my own filth doing whatever the fuck I want and enjoying some peace and quiet.

So when's the wedding?

You should move with in with her bro, I can't see any way this doesn't work out. Keep us updated :^)

Muslims would never tolerate such degeneracy.

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1456547016864.webm

Western civilization was a mistake.

School calls police after pupil looks at Ukip website in class | UK | News | Daily Express Police intimidation for visiting the website of a political party. Itzena would be proud.

Cheddars serves honey butter croissants to the table. Pretty damn good.

This is the only online community I participate in anyways. So yes.

Pantheon is my no. 1 most hyped future release right now. It's the only game where no matter how awful or great it is, I still win and will be greatly entertained. BRAD MCQUAID HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

I think I'm going to start calling burgers liberty sandwiches. I'd eat that for sure. Beets are the only questionable thing on there for me but I'd give them a try.

Court strikes down will that would create scholarships for white, straight students - The Globe and Mail

I use "I hate all seafood" as a sign to immediately disregard any food related opinions that person has. Almost everyone who says this had some fish once or twice when they were a kid and judge all seafood based on that experience.

My brother has a friend that eats almost nothing but fast food, frozen pizzas, and fish sticks. He will pass up gourmet dinners for that shit. Whenever he's at a function with food, he'll get a plate and put a tiny portion of whatever it is on there and eat a bite or two and then an hour later...

All I can see is bread Big Ern. That's just poor food porn. Gotta take that top bun off and show us some meat.

You should have seen the credit card statement he posted. Dude needs an intervention.

At least one of those dollars is Soy's.

You masturbate to trap porn. You have failed both your parents and Jesus.

There's no such thing as a perfect victim SHITLORD!

Ronda Rousey: I thought 'about killing myself' after Holly Holm knockout | Sport | The Guardian The "most badass woman in the world" only reason for living is literally to have a man's babies. Feminism died today. Time to pop the champagne shitlords.

Local multiplayer with a few bros is better than fragging randos online.

I got married last summer, there was no announcement in the Charleston papers, and I don't have a facebook. Checkmate atheists.

THEY DON'T MAKE BOOTS IN MY SIZE YOU SHITLORD.

I did the dishes too.

I wasn't born with a silver spoon up my dickhole. I can't afford fucking spider silk bootstraps. Check your privilege.

WWF No Mercy or bust bro. The pinnacle of wrestling video game experience.

What's the best material for sturdy bootstraps? Genuine leather or some kind of synthetic?

I had to make dinner tonight. I don't think this marriage thing is working out for me bros.

Their wifi is shit. Half the time I couldn't even connect to the network just one floor up from the router.

I'm touched. We should hang out sometime. If I brought my N64 would you play Mario kart with me?