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    30 Rock

    Then what? It would suck? Agreed. If only conservatives made TV and movies, we'd have nothing but Veggie Tales and Trump Prophecies to watch. All starring Chris Pratt, produced by Mel Gibson.
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    The D&D thread

    That sounds sweet. My orc bard would fit right in. Does the whole party have to be evil, or can there be a truce for a common purpose?
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    The D&D thread

    At first I thought that orcs look suspiciously like lesbians now. Then I realized I had it backwards. Lesbians have always looked suspiciously like orcs. The orc on the horse is clearly supposed to be mike pape himself.
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    The D&D thread

    Does it change any of the core mechanics? Or is it like a tasha's that just adds options?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Is this based on your exhaustive research into the one furry you know?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lol. Written by a doctor. A chiropractor. Can quackopractors prescribe drugs? If not, they're not real doctors. Decent article, but nah, that poking thing is just a small part. You can poke with a baseball bat too, that doesn't make it a stabbing weapon. Her daggers have sharpened...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did you ever tell us his age? I don't see it.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    But they're not sai. They are knives. The way they look, the way she uses them. She can call them teddy bears if she wants. It walks like a dagger and talks like a dagger. It's a dagger.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I agree with you. Maybe he meant faggot. I bet most of the long hairs you've known were faggots.
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    The D&D thread

    I remember when my daughter came into the room in a tizzy about otherkin. I was like Although I was surprised that the shit we said as a joke had become reality for some 'people'.
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    Doctor Who

    At one convention I learned that if you ever see a scene with him that doesn't show the bottom half of the actors .... his dick is out. Especially if it's a scene with someone else. The gayness is the only reason he got away with it for so long. He'd slap his dick on a costar's shoulder while...
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    30 Rock

    I find that I now like older shows that I didn't like when I first saw them. Hawaii 5-0 for instance. I'd say TV from the 70s through the 2000's holds up really well. Come to think of it, I wonder when it all went to shit. I bet we could pinpoint a time.
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Vets don't want you to know this, but when your pup has a fever, you should give it mustard. Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Try again, those aren't sai. I can see why you made that mistake. But look at how she's holding them and look at the second panel in the strip and you'll see they are clearly knives with huge hooked quillons.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Raphael is a dude? Holy shit this completely changes the erotic fanfic I'm writing.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That sounds like a very well adjusted pill addict.