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I do not remember that. She had ginger kids with weasley?

The only thing worse than luxury brand knock offs are the luxury brands themselves.

I use a VPN a lot and when I download podcasts, it tries to insert local commercials. Right now the podcaster thinks I'm in Ireland and I'm loving it. Commercials just start talking jibberish, which I assume is Celtic. In case anyone is wondering, apparently sepsis is a real problem in...

Ecclestons era. New who. Watch some of the old ones at your leisure here and there.

If it does, who else wants to chip in and buy it?

Holy shit molly. Is that bad mexican surgery or is she pulling a face? Judd nelson is the hardest to recognize.

What of the rickshaw rump rangers?

Fat pitbull got me

The only problem with the data is people are retarded and don't know what a pit bull is.

I'm too autistic to die. Pretty sure I will live forever because I have to know how everything turns out. Here's a good thing to watch that helped me put things in perspective when I was younger...

Got another dragon fight coming up in our next session. I'm going to try to drop 2 tons of rock on its head again. Wish me luck. Last time I never got a chance because the dragon kept killing everyone and I had to heal. Does silvery barbs override that legendary action where you can fail a...

He went by MMOCraig. I don't remember massa craig, but I can see it.

He's an erayser alt, broseph. He's still active here.

Bannana dude is definitely either dead from a cocaine overdose or he got into rehab, cleaned himself up, and will die from an overdose in a few years.

yeah I'm with gav on this one. So how do we get the jets cheer declared racist? I think getting boeing to buy the naming rights will be the easy part.

I agree with the second part. But he was saying that the turn to smoke thing was OP and nonsensical. Even if it was just an invisibility spell, he was justified to be worried because she could have run around and stabbed them all in the back. The closest analogs I remember to a force hide...

So, did anyone else notice how bad the body doubles were in the hand to hand fight scene of mae vs osha? I thought they let mel brooks direct an episode. They were so bad, they might have been dudes in wigs. I know you can't exactly have the actress fight herself. But didn't they have any...

I love me some yoda, but motherfucker never detected sidious or his master. This just showed how long the jedi had been blinded by their own hubris. Actually, I'm pretty sure he was conducing his experiments in caves on backwater planets. They were just planets that he owned. Except that...

Who said they were dark side? The force is not only dark or light. You realize that really was just a force hide, right? I know everyone has been calling it "turning into smoke" but he stabbed into the smoke and killed her. Meaning it was nothing more than a hide and he had blindsight.

Well then, what would it take to cause a jets fan mass suicide event? What if we convinced everyone that the "J-E-T-S" chant was racist. Then we could sell the naming rights for the team to Boeing and make them spell a longer word. "D-R-E-A-M-L-I-N-E-R-S". Just spitballing here. We all...

You sure that's AI? Looks legit to me.

literally can't tell if he's talking about dicks or soap dispensers here.

The obvious answer is to stand to the side, hold your hand 2 feet away directly in front of it, and karate chop the pump. Repeat until you get enough in your hand to clean up. Leave the rest to dry on the sink, floor, and wall.

The answer to this is to open the dispenser up and dip out some soap. Make sure to leave the top off. When the woman complains about you 'getting the soap dirty' roll your eyes and remind her that it's soap. Soap, is soap. If you can't trust a vat of soap to be clean with a few poop...

Did you miss the part about face recognition?

Padawans get training sabers to start. The training sabers can only stun IIRC. Of course, that's probably EU lore.

Got a question about initiative. One of the members of our party recently paid for DNDbeyond and realized they could create a campaign and let us all create characters using all the paid content. Anyway, I moved my character over last night and for some reason it's showing me to have +4 to...

Start calling your local card / comic book shops. Around here, the only way those places can stay in business is to host games. They usually get like 5 bucks per person per game. Around here the card shops have games specifically for kids. And by that, I mean adults can play but they have to...

Bro, where's the poor people option?

My driveway could use a power washing. Does he take commissions?

Our plan is similar, but we're not going to sell the current house. We're just going to buy duplicates of everything for the new house. Fuck moving.

OK lets use your handy tips. That dog had a high, wide, slow tail wag with a full body wiggle. That means slightly aroused and friendly. I rest my case. First time in the pit bull thread?

Little buggar was just playin. Lookit that tail. I LoL'd out loud when the citizen was like "give me your baton" and the cop gave her a weapon. Did the thread say anything about why the cops were harassing that innocent citizen and her little dog too? Whatever it was, it seems to have...

Let me put it this way. If that happened to me, I don't think I'd tell anyone the way you described. Not my foh gun bros, not my wife, not my karate buddies, no one. I'd tell people about the guy getting in my face and how I thought I would have to put him down. But not how I was weighing...

I'm happy to finally see female dwarves properly represented.

I noticed that our IT department has started using "Blocklisted" instead of "Blacklisted". Removing some of that excess diversity from the computers is a much needed step in the right direction. They still use "Whitelisted", praise gaia.

HBO wasn't scrambled for a long time. You could get it for free just by hooking up the coax to the box and plugging it into your TV. Source: We were broke and stole the shit out of cable when I was a kid and we had HBO. The utility box was in our back yard so even when they cut us off...

Bro, the holiday special is fucking awesome. I get drunk and watch it every christmas eve.

I'm there for "Bad Cop, Good Dog" When does it release? Is it Porn? Pretty sure Tom Ryder is a porn star. I may be out if it's porn. I'll wait for Ossoi's review.

Speaking of that, fucking UPS has been delivering my neighbors packages to me non-stop. I have my goddamn house number on my carport. Motherfucker isn't even looking for it. I'm going to buy some more numbers and put the address where it can be seen from every angle I guess. My neighbors...