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I thought those were because of small sample sizes.

The great thing about being old is that I can stop worrying about shit like bluetooth everything giving me cancer. I'm definitely going to die of something weight related before I get cancer.

Broh, I didn't even know there were bluetooth remotes.

Back when I was using apps I had that happen to me a bit. One time I matched with and hit it off with a phillipino girl. One day I asked about how that could happen and found out you can specify your match location separately from your physical location. In her case, even though she lived in...

You need to talk to him and find out what clues he needs to know something is a real issue for you. We don't know you in real life. You may bring up 1000 trivial things for every serious complaint. You may make light of the serious complaints and they sound like a joke. We just don't know...

Ahh I remember when I posted FRODO LIVES all over my social media to spoil LoTR for the people who were waiting on the softcover version to come out.

Nextdoor is such a disappointment. I was really looking forward to arguing with my neighbors but they always lock and delete anything that gets mildly interesting. The only reason I haven't deleted my account is because of lost pets.

Lol yeah. All of our company wide announcements have those big red letters at the top that it originated from an outside source. But it looks like it came from hr, so this must be a scam right? Nope. Just comes from the payroll software which for some reason can't be considered internal?

Ours too, I was reporting everything with a link that I didn't expect. Most of them came back clean and IT tried to chastize me.'theres no reason to report emails like that" I was like, look, the fucking link looks suspicious I can't help if it's because of your system. Suspicious is suspicious.

That's the spirit!

Some of yall haven't studied at the school of BOFH http://www.bofharchive.com/1995/bastard95-01.html Simon showed us the way. Why do you eschew his teachings?

My company just sent the most ridiculous test phish email ever. It was from BANK. Not, Your Bank, or naming a specific bank. Just BANK. And the subject was MONEY TRANSFER. When you held over the link, the popup box said "do.not.click/instant.retraining...." and a bunch of other gibberish...

I hope you told him your name was ching chong chow.

Maybe his kicking problem was that the hoores stopped relieving his stress.

I don't know when the accusations came out. You don't think the whores coming out messed up his head? Kickers have fragile minds.

So you can't use phones and you call them immediately. Either you're admitting to breaking the rules, are a retard, or both. I'm going to say retard is most of it since you couldn't figure out that you can skip a step if it is unavailable.

Youre ridiculous. If you want an answer right now, call. Period. Email is the second slowest expected response. Here they are in order of quickest response to slowest. Call (don't leave a message) Text Teams Call and leave a message Email Snail mail You have no right to expect a fast...

Yes but you do it every day. You are never actually away from your email. No need for a fucking auto reply to let me know your response time will be exactly the same as it always is.

Keyboard on my laptop, the function keys (F1-F12) do double duty for other things like muting the mic, changing brightness, etc. The problem is, to use the F keys, you have to hit the function button at the same time instead of the other way round. Fuck that shit, I use F5 refresh more than...

You be a soft g if you wanna be. Me? I'm hard g all the way ginger. Also, nobody argues over how to pronounce jif. Maybe mexicans say 'hif', but they don't count they probably don't know how to spell it.

Cowboys A+ We're going unfuckingdefeated next year boys. We might not ever lose a game again. I've been saying since the middle of last season that we weren't a player away, we were 1000 lbs of players away. We needed O line, D line, and linebackers and we got it. Sure I wish we could...

I'm probably wrong, but to me it's not true short order cooking unless the waitresses holler out your order in code and you can watch them work the griddle.

Y'all don't consider Waffle House a short order cook place? I've been in a few short order places, and if there's a difference between them and waffle house, I can't remember what it is.

Was he distracted by your titties?

fuckin darkies always stealing shit

yup same here. Except it was denting my dice tray and the papers I was rolling on before I got the dice tray.

I have a set of spiky dice. I love them but I never use them.

Ever tried alternate shapes? I rolled some barrel shapes and didn't like them. A wedge or an arch might be OK. But also what about a doubled up 8 sided dice or tripled up 12 sided?

That is not the same game as in the video. I may look for alternate rules.

I ask because I suddenly want to play it.

Is that a game for autistic kids?

Is that thing on the left a game of some sort? Looks boring as hell.

I just wanted to update that the VPN says I'm in japan now and I'm a little bit excited and little bit worried about what kind of local commercials that's going to bring me.

I didn't think about that. Large ice cavern or just an open field I guess.

How much info do you need for a character portrait? One of the only things I want to do with AI is generate a character picture. But I can't figure it out. Daniel Tiberius Sharp. Half elf bard. 22 Cha. Wears a black dragon mask, black cape, bare chested, white dragon skin codpiece Green...

My dogs recently got about 5 more feet in their yard. Old owner put all the fences well inside the property line for some reason. Storm blew down the fence so when we rebuilt it we put it on the property line. The new owner of the property next door just assumed the fence was the property...

I'm just curious how the mistake was made. Did you have a survey done and it was wrong? Did you have one done and ignore it? Or did you not ever have one done?

It knows you're single and this is your dating market now, bud. As if you needed more reasons to grieve.