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  1. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    That's a wisconsin 9. She might get off easy.
  2. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I was wrong about the date. It's in 2 weeks. A few of us have glue bombs. That's a good idea. We also have alcohol and have already set a troll on fire.
  3. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I've never heard of a corso dog, so I'm going to assume you're a college football fan and taking a shot at Lee Corso having a stroke.
  4. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Situation like that makes me wonder if a tazer would work on them. I always figured if I had to shoot a dog that was attacking someone, I'd do it point blank and make sure the person wasn't in the line of fire. With a pack like that, it's not as easy.
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    bacon grease is better
  6. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Sounds like its hobby stuff then. Unless they're releasing some kind of supplemental material for those movies. Toys or game, maybe.
  7. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Say what now? If it was in california it doesn't count. Homos get their balls on the news at every weekly gay pride march.
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    To me, it looked like there was a driver in the car. Looks like a dude wearing a ballcap looking at her. Must be the sun visor or something. In that case, I'm gunna guess either the window doesn't work, or she has done $15,000 worth of damage to a caddilac SUV on those bollards and has been...
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm not a fan of mulch in general. But the red stuff is cheaper and holds its color better. That black shit will be gray in a month.
  10. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did she get out of the passenger side of that car?
  11. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Bruh. If one of your maps winds up getting used in a movie, you GOTTA sneak an FOH reference in there somewhere. Like maybe an image of your balls? I dunno, just spitballing in case you don't think you can get away with the actual letters FoH.
  12. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Is that a stat anyone keeps? Any stat is useful if used correctly. Just put less stock in estimates and unconfirmed reports. That's why the death stat is so useful. If a person dies, you know there's a high likelihood they're going to investigate and find the actual dog.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    LOL that was a chihuahua attack bro. Not sure which side of the debate you're on. A pit woulda ended the misery and we would have had 36 deaths that year.
  14. Hoss

    Computer Issues

    This is exactly what I was doing and it wasn't working. It either didn't change, or I got a popup saying there was a problem with the app and it was swapping back to edge. Apparently my computer was just being a little bitch yesterday, because today all of those methods work. Yesterday it...
  15. Hoss

    Computer Issues

    I know. But there's not. Edge must have become sentient.
  16. Hoss

    Computer Issues

    It doesn't give me the open once or set default options when I right click and select open with. Doing it your way would be just for that one file, right? Either way I bet there's no option. I'll check tomorrow.
  17. Hoss

    Computer Issues

    I have a new computer running windows 11. Edge is being an asshole. It wants to open every goddamn thing. I go into settings and try to change the default apps for things like HTML and PDF files, and it always switches right back to edge. Anyone know how to fix this? I didn't want to rip...
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    There's no reason a gay can't be a decent QB. Jeff Garcia was pretty good until he got full blown aids. Don't forget Donovan McNabb. TO was definitely fucking both garcia and mcnabb. A lot of people suspected Montana was too. If he can play the game, I don't care what consenting adult he...
  19. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    OK I got crazy ideas for the dragon fight. Poke holes in them or help me refine them as you see fit. I can create a large object up to 10x10 feet between 500 lbs and 2 tons. I figure boulder is pretty cheap so maybe I can make a 2 ton boulder for less than 140 gold. I can also animate an...
  20. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    We're going to fight our first dragon this weekend. It's a white dragon. I'm trying to think of something I can create with my song of creation that will give us an edge. The DM likes when we think outside the box so even if there's no item that will directly help, there still might be...
  21. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Look, you like to spend your money on ice cream and wild turkey; I like to spend mine on stupid DNA tests. Don't judge me.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Having done a few doggie dna tests, I'm pretty sure every dog is a pit mix. Those dogs fuck.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I thought about looking up bites and even other dog maulings. But he said murders, and I figured we probably have the best stats on actual deaths. Dog kills and maulings can and do often go unreported, so we'd be down to relying on estimates. I can see why his propaganda site doesn't push...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Interesting pit bull hate group you linked there. "In the 15-year period of 2005 through 2019, canines killed 521 Americans." I had no idea the numbers were so low. 90 million dogs, 300 million people, and this happens on average 35 times per year. Even if you look just at the 18 million...
  25. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Blood for the blood god.
  26. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Our dogs fight over them once they're caught. I think she just wants to play. We used to have a greater pyranees who caught rabbits regularly and ate them. We'd find the hind end sometimes. No telling how many she just ate all of without us seeing it. Also no telling how the fuck she caught...
  27. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    The squirrels like sunflower seeds.
  28. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Ours attract squirrels. Our dogs really like the squirrels. One in particular. She's only caught a few but it's fun to watch the hunt.
  29. Hoss

    Dating

    I used E harmoney when I was dating back in 2010. It was like $10 a month maybe. I got more pussy off of it than all the free dating sites I tried combined. But with the free sites, I talked to more women. But damn. At those rates, you might as well use a one on one match maker. I'm not...
  30. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My jimmies are rustled that feet are expressed as a fucking fraction of a meter. I don't even give a fuck that there's a difference between US and International. All of my fucks were officially given to the meter part of that bullshit. Meters should be defined as a number of feet. Besides...
  31. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    You're forgetting about the scenario when one team has the game firmly in control, a kicker with a big leg, and a coach with big balls.
  32. Hoss

    Land chads, when will they lern?

    I think this proves he's not properly autistic. If he was, he'd have done the link correctly and deleted the page reference. Wait, can you be autistic and stupid? Maybe that's what he is. https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/the-news-that-makes-you-go-wtf.13588/post-4749897
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    Land chads, when will they lern?

    you can do it the autistic way. Click on the replies for each thread and count them yourself.
  34. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    She cried herself skinny? So that was all just water retention in the first 2 photos? I hope dem titties didn't get drained too.
  35. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    lol no dumbass. For sending Jim Breuer out when they expected burrow. I assume he got up there and did a quick set with kelce. Couldn't hear the announcement, I assume it sounded like jjjj brrrrrrrrr
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have a work computer thats really old. 5-10 years I'm guessing. I put in for a replacement a few months back and got one quick. It was one we had in stock. I swapped over to the new computer and spent a couple weeks fighting with crashes. Turned out the most important program I run was...
  37. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I do it nearly every day. For about 5 minutes before I start looking for it.
  38. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    you've never seen eskimo hookers.
  39. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    At least babies wouldn't be a problem. From her perspective I would finish by sucking the cum back up into my dick. Or no ... wait I would start with that, followed by 2.5 minutes of furious pumping. out and in out and in.
  40. Hoss

    XFL

    Damn. Why was he trying? Did their kicker get hurt, or is it a special rule of the xfl that you can randomly pick a player to kick a fg for more than 3 points? That would be a sweet fucking rule actually. The extra points should be based on the player's weight.