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  1. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Maybe I need to see some comparison videos but it seems like there's a thin line between the 'safety' and 'crippling' version of that tackle. I'm more worried about the fucking WWF back suplex tackle. I guess we need to get some necks broken before the NFL will decide to look at that.
  2. Hoss

    The Acolyte

    I only recall the sith synthetic crystals having a chance to assplode. The jedi used natural crystals. I suppose an explosion could have been possible there too, but they weren't being as harsh as the sith who forced the crystal to bend to their will. I do believe the color was revealed upon...
  3. Hoss

    The Acolyte

    I get the feeling that it's going back to some of the little used lore from the legends series. Red is synthetic and flawless, but the other colors represent your role as a jedi because you change the color while making the saber. I only remember seeing it in one or 2 old republic and earlier...
  4. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Isn't the hip drop tackle basically the seahawk tackle from a few years ago that they started teaching to everyone because it was safer and more reliable?
  5. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Gotta say, bold choice for that heffer to wear a fucking cowprint coat. But then again, compare her to everyone else in that video and maybe she's considered in shape for that town.
  6. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'mma pass on using the toilet binoculars. Does that place have the highest rate of pink eye in the world? Logically, some place in the world has to be #1 and this is as good a reason as any to lead the pack. GIS for pink eye capital of the world was pretty gross. You can all thank me...
  7. Hoss

    Blade (2025)

    Until I double checked the name, I didn't even realize gorlock was a dude. But even so, in this case tranny != trap. Traps have a chance to trick a dude into fucking them. Instead of wooden stakes, gorlock carries around bread sticks to sop up the blood.
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    Blade (2025)

    Is Timothy missing his legs? Because we need a white tranny who identifies as asian and is missing at least 1 limb. I will also accept gorlock the destroyer if it hasn't killed itself yet.
  9. Hoss

    The Acolyte

    I loved rogue squadron. Even when they had a token jedi flying with them. Wraith squadron too. As much as I like the jedi, by and large, my favorite books were the ones without jedi. But yeah, even if you say the making of a red lightsaber is a sith technique, someone could have just found...
  10. Hoss

    The Acolyte

    Not that I'm ready to go all in defending this yet, but a couple of points. #1 not all bad jedi are sith. Sith are a specific order. People can be evil in different ways. #2 Even if it is sith, as long as they remain hidden (ie leave no survivors) it should not be surprising. I mean, we...
  11. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I am making an assumption that he's paying for this. If not directly, then through something like taxes or POA dues. If so, no way they can just change the rules without notice.
  12. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    We had an electric can opener growing up. Had a bad ass grinding wheel on the back that we used to sharpen knives. I used to sharpen knives just to watch the sparks fly. As an adult I've never had one because it just takes up too much counter space and we don't open cans often enough. There...
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Rules are written down somewhere, right? Stick to your guns. Don't let some power mad dipshit change the rules willy nilly.
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Ever try to crack duck eggs? shells are so tough I found using a knife was the most effective way.
  15. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    This is the Cowboys' year. I can feel it in my boner.
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Damn. 1.1x is the fastest I can go on a podcast. What I find more useful is trim silence. Castbox is the only player I've found with that option but it's invaluable for people who always talk like they're shatner delivering the big monologue. It was "Dark - 30" for me. Which meant when the...
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    Dating

    She's a jedi like two-pack. They struck her down and she only became more powerful.
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    Dating

    How did that bitch die in 2009 and star in a movie in 2014?
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    Dating

    I'm not even talking about your mis-characterization of that scenario as a 'bad play'. This is not the section for calling out communist lies.