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Moving is actually one of the leading causes of depression according to my years of training as an internet psychologist.

I have few material possessions and even fewer that I would be loathe to part with. I have had no problem uprooting myself every couple of years ever since I joined the Air Force, I don"t have a collection of a million different things, as long as I have a bed and my dog with me, I can call any...

Your mistake was letting her move in with you (you were nice to her) AFTER she treated you like shit. You rewarded terrible behavior, she knows she can continue treating you bad and you won"t do jack shit about it.

The people I work with were just today lamenting the fact that I"ve been dating only 1 girl for a while and not meeting up and dating random girls from craigslist. 90% of my coworkers are married with kids (literally 36 out of 40), so I guess they were living vicariously through me, or...

Filling this out from my phone, in bed, next to my sleeping girlfriend. I"ve decided to move in with her. It might seem quick, but I do think I can spend the rest of my life with this woman.

This.

Ummm 32 - 17 does not = 20. She wasn"t desperate to lock down a baby-daddy, she was married to the babydaddy until she was 26ish.. P.S. when she"s 40, assuming she didn"t have any more kids, all of her kids should theoretically be out living on their own.

lolwut? The children argument I could understand... But to say that there is no difference between a 20 y/o single mother with a newborn and a 32 year old single mother with a 17 year old is ludicrous AT BEST. P.S. wtf does the white rapper from Detroit have to do with my situation?

Really? 4 weeks is too short a time to introduce me to her kids? We aren"t talking about like a 3-5 year old that might start thinking I"m his daddy... How long would you wait?

Thank you. I realize I was starting to get a little defensive in my last couple posts.

She"s quite a bit more attractive than the women that Cam gets (no offense intended) Listen, here"s the problem as I see it: feel free to correct anything that I say that you think is wrong. There are MANY women in their early 20s who do not have kids. Most of them are batshit crazy still...

13? You mean 3? Anyways, I"m not too concerned about her "ability" to conceive children, even if it"s been 11 years since she has done so. Lots of women today are having kids into their 40s and beyond, 33 or even 37 isn"t exactly "pushing the envelope". I have a mandatory retirement age of...

Oh, no worries about that, it"s not like we"re talked about doing it anytime soon or setting a time table... it was just one of those hypothetical "would you if you could" talks. I don"t want her to do it unless we were married first. And I would want to wait a minimum of 9 months to a year...

P.S. I"m totally ok with the fact that I could be married to a G.I.L.F. in a few years

What? There hasn"t actually been any drama. Her and her Ex have been divorced for like 8 years. She was in a different 3 year long relationship that ended last year. I"m 30, she"s 32. She has a 17 year old, a 14 year old and an 11 year old. Her family is full of scumbags from what I know...

2 months

I talked to her about it last week (followed your advice). Basically told her that I really liked her, enjoyed our time together, but that I didn"t see a future with us being together if I"m unable to fulfill my goal of starting a family, and that I thought about adoption, but didn"t think it...

Yes about prostitutes (If you go back a few weeks ago in this thread I had to tell a couple different girls about possibly having chlamydia), she was one of the people. Anyways, her test results came back negative, so I didn"t pass it to her. And she has told me that I should stop fucking...

I"m sure this varies on a city-by-city basis, but it"s actually pretty hard to get a quality prostitute off Craigslist in Cleveland. Women that try to legitimately advertise in casual w4m are flagged off the site almost instantly, the majority (I"d guess 90%) of the ads posted will result in...

About the same rate you"d expect to pay a "decent looking" female prostitute for a blowjob. I don"t remember the exact figure, I"d guess 80? I wasn"t drunk.

The former. He spent about 20 minutes working on it, I was hard, but yea, it wasn"t working. So then he suggested I try fucking him. That was even worse. I started to go soft after about 7-8 minutes of that. He seemed to feel pretty bad about it, not just because I was taking a long...

20 year old chick that lives about 4 hours away (west of toledo). She used to watch my cam, while I would watch her, she is overweight, but still decent looking, I"d guess 190lbs at 5"4?. We talked for about a month. Her room is usually slow, maybe 30 people at peak, and often just 4-5 when...

Met a cross dresser off craigslist. I got a blowjob, and then fucked him. I used protection. He looked like a woman, was "passable". It was disconcerting and disturbing to me, however, that I felt his dick swinging back and forth when I started to fuck him. It is not something I am interested in...

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I actually was going to post this up when I saw this thread slip to page two. I figured someone would get a kick out of it, don"t normally see something like this posted. My entire sexual history. Names in parenthesis I paid, followed by the source of how I met them and the year. ashley 1...

step 1: talk to women step 2: ??? step 3: get nudes

Well done sir, you just delivered the Egg Mcmuffin of witty Internet slander.

Good enough for patrick stewart... good enough for you. It shouldn"t take a scientific study to convince you to do it.

3 took it matter of factly, said they"d schedule appointments with their drs, 2 of them even said thanks for the heads up. 2 sounded completely pissed (I know I"d be). Considering the statistic that I just read that 2.4 million people catch chlamydia each year in the u.s. I guess it"s...

So I caught chlamydia (or possibly gonorrhea, waiting on lab results). Not exactly proud of that, I should have been smarter, and used condoms... the burning has mostly all gone away within 4 hours of taking the antibiotic, gotta love the miracle of modern medicine. 30 years old... I"ve had...

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Exactly, a girl asking why you are mad at her is actually good. That"s her admitting that she cares about how you feel about her. But it"s also a shit test. Answer with Soandso told me that you hated clingy guys tells her that you A)talk about her behind her back, B)think about her when she"s...

Conversely, if you only do what"s comfortable (going to work, going home, eating out at a fast food place, sleeping) eventually the things you do "least" often will drop off your comfort list as well, and soon you"ll find yourself bothered by talking to people at work or unable/willing to talk...

You acted reasonable. She was being unreasonable AND she still cares about him. If she didn"t care about him, she wouldn"t be defending his behavior. She obviously hasn"t fully moved on.

Double Ds?

It"s possible she was interested, but just had "too much going on" to date (you). Doesn"t mean she hasn"t dated anyone else, or wasn"t willing to possibly fuck other guys that she"s attracted to casually, but she wasn"t interested in a relationship, likely she associates you with bad, boring...

Broke up with a girl after dating for 2 weeks... Pictured: the reason I dumped her.

Did you take her out on a boat? You know... because of the implication?

I"ve posted some of my most epic conversation failures in this thread before, if someone wants to dig them up they can. But MORE OFTEN, being upfront, honest AND assertive has a positive effect on women (for me). The results of doing nothing have been predicted by at least 6 different...

Text her back. Say, "I"ll take your key, on the one condition that I can come over and have sex with you whenever I"m horny." Use those exact words. I know it sounds corny and sleezy. But it"s the only chance you have of avoiding the friendzone at this point. It"s a drastic move...