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I don't have sex with imaginary women.

I used to do cardio 5 days a week in the Air Force. (55 situps, 60 pushups in a minute) I could run 3 miles non-stop and my 1.5 mile time was 11:45 I also had a 40 inch waist and weighed 230 lbs at 5'8" (I'm currently at a 34" waist, believe me, I LOOK like I'm in MUCH better shape at 30...

If you ever have any openings for more "beta readers"... I'd love to volunteer.

Try living in Cleveland. There are zero women that pass test 1 and 2.

Ummm.... Isn't Grinder for gays only?

I'm weeping... for humanity

Oh, almost forgot, maybe the girl has Hep C. It's only blood to blood contact, so unless you like fucking during her period, you're probably ok, but if you had unprotected anal sex, maybe that's what she was worried about.

First world problem.... my business partner purchased a great car, now I can't buy the one I want because I have to be special.

Ummm, 1 liter of water weighs 1 kg (thank you metric system). You could probably drink 1 liter of water in a sitting no problem, maybe you just hadn't pissed in a while. 1kg + or - on a scale means absolutely nothing. 2" off your stomach is much harder to lose (unless you were completely...

Where did I say I disapproved of his behavior? I personally don't like to lick ass... I also don't like to have anything up my own ass, but my guess is he's probably alright. I find it REALLY REALLY strange that the girl told him she "had something" as opposed to actually telling him...

I've known girls like that, not specifically caused by the situation in the movie, but meh, I thought she did a good job with that role. Unlike some other people, I enjoyed the first half of the movie more than the second half, there were quite a few laugh out loud moments for me.

I'm pretty sure that sticking your tongue up a girl's ass says more about you than about the girl you are with. I highly doubt this girl specifically asked him to lick her ass. It sounds more like he volunteered to do it as a means of getting her lubed up... as opposed to just using actual lube...

BTW, thanks for that. Good advice Well I did start off as sedentary, only started adding in the exercise after Thanksgiving, but it helps explain why I'd get so much hunger pain and would cave in to cravings, and why occasionally going up to 2500 or even 3000 calories (once) didn't stop my...

Just going to chip in and say that expecting to gain that much muscle while losing body fat at the same time is a pretty unrealistic goal. Your diet sounds like it's in great shape. If you want to lose body fat, diet is what is most important. You're eating at a calorie deficit so you're good...

New 2014 Corvette looks pretty amazing, I may have to start saving up

If you want a computer that "just works" a 250 Samsung Chromebook is a better option than Apple.

I kind of liked the mistborn approach to magic, was still pretty awesome, even though it was all (mostly) fully explained.

I went from a 2008 Lancer Evo X (very slightly modded, 35,000 miles, MT) to a 2009 BMW 335xi (29,000 miles, MT) a few months ago. Both cars are AWD, 300ish horsepower/torque (my evo was closer to 360) The BMW makes for a much nicer/more comfortable highway cruiser, slightly better gas on the...

This was my dog, he was hit by a car yesterday and killed.

Actually, my life is actually pretty boring and monotonous when I'm alone, it does kinda make things more interesting when the person I'm with is a little unstable. I did grow up in a pretty fucked up situation though, so maybe I just miss the chaos a little.

True story. Went over to the alcoholic engaged ex's again tonight, she was drunk. I told her if she continued drinking while I was there I would leave. She grabbed and opened a beer. I left. Sex with her is amazing, but so totally not worth the drama.

MOST of the time, hooking up with a prostitute has actually worked out well for me... meet up with a chick, pay money, have sex... go home. But that's not an exciting story, and so I don't relate the stories of the times that it has worked out well... The problem is when I tend to find girls...

I started lifting weights in the middle of November after I discovered the fitness subreddit. I've been really impressed with my gains so far. I have already basically doubled the amount of weights I'm using (30lb incline press to 60lb) (100lb on the leg press to 180) (30 lb on the rowing...

I believe summer of 2011 was before Fedor started posting his tranny pics, so I guess the problem was I wasn't desensitized enough.

I wish, I'd need to lose like 40 lbs minimum. Pretty sure he's quite a bit taller than me too.

P.S. For New Years, I hooked up with an alcoholic chick that I'd fucked a few times this summer (29, no job, lives at home, but very hot and a little crazy, has felony assault charges on her record for spitting on cops), I texted her "happy near years" and then she basically said "I'm lonely...

TL;DR: Chased out of house by boyfriend wielding a chef knife Ok, so about 2 weeks ago I posted up on CL looking to get laid. A decent looking chick, not hot, but about a 7, responded. She wanted to meet that night, told her I couldn't, but I'd be able to maybe the day after. The next day I...

Your first problem was listening to a girl's whining. Your 2nd problem was adapting your behavior to match what a girl said she was interested in. Hint: They do shit like that INTENTIONALLY to weed out the men they don't want to have sex with (compliant bitch-men). Edit: p.s. Single...

I just thought it was funny that the comedy advice given over the last couple posts is pretty much the exact plot synopsis of 500 days of summer.

And then she will marry the very next guy she meets/fucks the week after breaking up with you. I saw it in a movie starring Zooey Deschanel, must be true.

I wish we were all gonna be here for the 21st... alas, apocalypse

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lol. Just thought I'd update since I was referenced. Still living with the Ex and her 3 kids while I look for another place. I own a pitbull so it's VERY difficult, definitely wish I wouldn't have moved in with her so quick, or at least I shoulda kept my place for a couple months just in case...

FTFY

No, you cant skip bases in baseball.

Age:30 Occupation: Air traffic Controller Job duties: prevent aircraft from flying into one another. Specifically Ill talk to aircraft climbing and descending to the south from Toronto, Buffalo, Rochester. Also Responsible for sequencing every Newark, Teterboro, and Kennedy arrivals from...

I am firmly on the side of telling the truth on the Internet. If you can't be honest with complete strangers, who can you be honest with.

As a percentage of women that I message, I have a higher rate of actually getting a response and/or a date with women from craigslist than say Okcupid or PlentyofFish I also will regularly get responses to ads that I post up on M4W on Craigslist... good luck getting a woman to message you...

Jives with my experience as a single 30 year old with a stable (government) job, no kids or ex drama, and who only recently (5 years ago) started trying to meet/date women. It's not just that I'm becoming better (I recently started working out and tanning again for the first 6 years with a...

Sometimes even without 7 beers