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Heh, great minds think alike.

Looking for an invite if anyone has a spare

Well, in Cleveland there are at least 3 different clubs (plus more private places that I haven't visited) plus a regular bar that has a well advertised official "swingers" night. So I willing to bet there is at least something in the Twin Cities. I found out about them through my girlfriend...

Depends on what you consider old I guess. I'm 30. At the swingers club I went to everyone was 25-50 (a few of the girls were younger than 25, but not many, the majority of the people were 30-40). Most of the girls weren't fat, certainly better looking and more in-shape compared to what you'd...

I've got to say, it is certainly strange to have an open relationship with my current girlfriend. I've talked to her about other girls (including sharing photos and texts with her), but yet at the same time I always feel a twinge of privacy/insecurity every time she asks to borrow my phone (the...

Oh, my bad, I misread that.

Back in the day, you used to just be able to say Oral Herpes and Genital Herpes... then those damned crazy kids came along with their oral sex and just fucked everything up. Anyways, relevant to this thread, there are sex/swingers clubs in most cities (I just went for the first time last...

My girl got a "fire massage" from some pyro specialist. Saw a couple girls getting tied up with ropes, and they had some kind of vacuum latex baggy thing too which was pretty cool to watch. They had a room set up for teacher/student fantasies, and I used a leather whip on my girl there and...

The difference is that in this thread people talk about the stupid and fucked up things they do. In that thread, people talk about the stupid and fucked up things other people do. What do you want to know Keg?

There used to be a headphone thread on the other forum. For the price...http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16826105554 Are by far the best available. They are virtually indestructible, and audio quality is decent, although maybe a little heavy on the bass (which isn't really a...

No, but there is much speculation that the 2014 kia forte would be updated/refreshed to be more inline with it.

100% True and great advice. The girl I'm seeing right now... we hooked up early (first night we met)... and she kept testing me to see if I "loved her" or was just using her for sex. I was honest with her and said I liked her, but it's mostly just that I enjoy having sex with her. Turns...

Why not 10 times

That said, if you hate condoms, you should at least pull out, or get her on long term birth control like an IUD.

condoms are cheaper than a kid by a couple orders of magnitude

You could also try upping to 2 protein shakes a day, but replacing the milk with water or skim (some flavors are much better for this for me, like chocolate mint) to cut down on the calories. A protein shake will fill you up significantly more than a small bag of nuts. Another good option...

This. A million times this.

For every time you do not masturbate to the picture, I will masturbate 3 times.

Getting from one far side of San Antonio to the far side opposite isn't a 20-40 minute ride... it's more like a 90-120 minute drive or a 4+ hour bike ride. Right, if you're living/working downtown, maybe thing have changed in the past 6 years since I lived there to make it more conducive to...

Bicycling seriously is not feasible in San Antonio, shit is too spread out. I dont remember a single bikepath existing in the entire city, and the street layout basically forces you onto the freeways unless you enjoy traffic lights every 1/4 mile for a 20 mile journey just to get to say... A...

There isn't an easy answer to that, so I'll direct you to what helped me. (I was a virgin until I was 26, I'd never even kissed a girl ever) There is an "online community" of people that focuses on picking up girls, much like usasexguide.info except for "real girls" instead of prostitutes. They...

Definitely try to get a place relatively near where you'll be working. Trying to get across town during rush our is an exercise in futility. The inner Loop can be stop+go traffic for miles and miles often times even worse than just driving directly across downtown (especially on the west side as...

Backpage for prostitutes. cross reference with usasexguide.info and/or theeroticreview.com if you are scared of getting scammed CL casual encounters if you don't mind getting spammed, but it's very much like going to a bar, gotta play the numbers game if you want to get laid. It takes 20...

In Ohio you can get a ticket for driving during emergency road conditions unless you are police/fire/emt/other safety related jobs. I think it's about 200 bucks. I've been pulled over once, but was let go when I showed my I.D. badge. It's actually not that bad driving in unplowed snow with snow...

Or it's just an epic level troll.

I have not ever fallen in love with a prostitute. I have however, gotten offers for free sex before (from multiple prostitutes). But I tended to think of it as more of a loyalty/retention program (like a car salesman) moreso than any possible skills I had in bed. I do think, that some...

This... Also, you can probably look at my 2001 list to see the start of the sequels taking over. Sure, there were a few successful series before (Star Wars, Bond, star trek, terminator) But Harry Potter, LoTR, Fast and the Furious, Spiderman (2002), were really the cornerstone, I think that...

If you hadn't figured out that GRRM was tired of writing about Game of Thrones before this and trying to do anything other than writing new SoIaF content, you should have opened your eyes.

Scumbag rerolled.org poster: Filters out fuck from his comment with asterisks. Attaches photo of Buzz Lightyear saying fuck.

2001 was a great year for movies. Star Studded/Blockbusters: LoTR: part 1 Harry Potter 1 Pearl Harbor (crappy movie in general but cool action scenes too) Black Hawk Down Oceans 11 Training Day mah Wakandan Hannibal The Fast and the Furious More artsy/thinking movies: Donnie Darko...

At least I don't eat it directly from the source, unlike the pedo poster below me.

urbandictionary.com You could also just click the "abbreviations" link at the top of the page of the sexguide

As someone who now frequents both usasexguide and hoofshots 3.0, I must be extremely deviant (I'm sure you're all shocked). It's actually been really useful. I'd post about my exploits over the past week or so since I started using both it and backpage, but this isn't the girls that broke...

Yea, you sounded halfway serious about double bagging it not sure if you were joking or not... Latex vs latex is more likely to break than latex versus skin. Also, it doesn't hurt to use your fingers first to get her wet. I'd not advocate anyone licking a prostitute's pussy, even if I'll do it...

I'll rate this post 3 out of 4 stars. 1 star for each of the women I'd fuck. But no seriously, Cleveland is a hellhole for attractive women. I'll look at Cleveland's backpage and then Columbus... and Columbus looks like a fucking modeling agency in comparison. My only consolation is that I...

Great, so you both agreed that the relationship had no binding long-term commitment to it. Not that marriages naturally last longer than other relationships, but it sounds like this one had a ticking time-bomb clock attached to it from the beginning.

I'm going to have to disagree, but give the exact same reasoning. You have been dating this girl for 4 years. She is basically making the decision to shit or get off the pot for you. And the fact that it coincides with her 4 year anniversary with you is probably not a coincidence. She married...

Anyone under 5'0" is eligable to be called "a little person" and eligable for scholarships and whatnot. So I'll repeat for him... Post pics of your midget wife.

Although I do have a history of having unprotected sex with hep c infected drug addicted bitches. I posted her alchoholic ass picture before. Found out that the drunk ex girlfriend that I originally hooked up multiple times for 2 weeks in July and then again on New Years found out she was...