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Nah man, you'll be fine.

My mom was kind of like my wife for the first 25 years.

I already made my chicken a lot more tender than my mom ever could, and don't even get into cooking a steak. My dad is a much better chef than my mother, though I'll never tell her that.

I don't have a single memory of my parents being happy together. Nothing but pure hatred and animosity from the time I was 5 until my dad left (I think I was 13). Never had a relationship with him until I was about 17, and in a lot of ways I blame my mother for that shit. What I'm trying to say...

Tha fuck. I need to find that deal.

Isn't packing a bag and leaving your kid always a bad idea? It can be construed as abandonment? Make her sleep on the couch, Ameraves. But seriously, what did she lie about?

Aren't BodPods expensive?

This doesn't add up... lol.

Snap her CDs and throw all her clothes on the sidewalk.

You should get really drunk before you move out and claim everything as your own. Establish dominance. Then cry and ask for her back.

He's having a career year. Granted, I haven't seen many Suns games this year, but I remember when he backed up Nash and I thought he was impressive even then. Still seems like a lot to give up. Is he playing more #2 this year?

His nickname IS OBJ. Only retards call him ODB. Stay away from my players, assholes.

I eat 2 pounds of meat (mostly chicken and steak) a day. Am I going to die?

Is this why I tease little boys?

No, you're just being a pussy. It should not be pushing on your vertebrae, you need to work on your form.

Is a manta ray a pussy pad? If so, ditch it you fucking pussy. If you have pain on your back from the bar, you're not tight. Like, at all. It's impossible for the bar to be pushing against vertebrae if you're pinching your shoulders back.

The problem with deadlifts is that most people do not understand how the posterior chain works, or the fact that deadlifts really aren't a BACK exercise. You're engaging with your glutes and hammys far more than your erector spinae, but most people believe it to be a "pull," so they PULL with...

Considering my left vastus medialis has exploded while my right is paltry in comparison, I believe I have some issues with my right hip. This was confirmed yesterday when I tried to do side planks and collapsed as my hip couldn't support the load. God dammit.

Also, since we were discussing shitty form and proper mobility, I just wanted to reference this article and MAINLY the 11 minute video at the bottom. Planks: The Magic Sauce To Fix Hip Tightness and Increase Mobility | thePTDC | Planks Exercises to Increase Hip Mobility What he does in...

Dem chest dips doe.

FW, jesus christ dude. And the only girl who swallowed was my ex of 5 years. The others would run to the bathroom and spit it out.

Glad you added that last bit. I've dealt with people like Tenks is talking about. Unlike him, I try to help them and walk them through it. I once met a girl who tightened her tongue and just like jammed it into mine/my mouth. I was like bitch, you need to relax. Loosen your fucking tongue...

Since you brought up hummers, anyone else just not bust from blowjobs? I've had some pretty spectacular girls (and some fucking AWFUL ones honestly) and I just can't man... it sucks.

Think he mentioned he runs 35-40 miles a week so I'm assuming he's a hungry skeleton.

Sounds like you need to up the calories man. Or just wake and bone.

I usually watch amateur porn. Idk, professional porn gets tired sometimes.

You want to be cuckolded? There's PLENTY of men willing to do THAT, but that's a very slippery slope my friend. I'd keep that fantasy in your head, you deviant.

Maybe she can put it inyourbutt. Some people are into that idk, supposedly it stimulates the prostate. But you had a vasectomy? Never mind. Terrible advice. Sorry.

He did that same shit to me in the NFL Thread and GoT.

Good.

I'm done with this emotional roller coaster of a thread.

I get infracted all the time for dumb shit. Going through the pages I figured Sutekh was trolling or a really sloppy liar. Still a dumbass for putting on that charade.

So then high bar or front squat.

Oh I agree with you, I've had mobility issues myself. In fact, I used to suffer from constant back pain and it took me a while to realize just how much of a fucking pain in the ass (literally) tight hip flexors and hamstrings can be. This was also causing a severe buttwink. As soon as I fixed...

You've never bailed on a squat? I don't see where the risk of injury in a squat is if you can't get out of the hole, you just unload the weight.

50 pounds runs you how much? I see on Amazon it's about a dollar a pound, but I've seen sales in ShopRite for like less than 50 cents a pound.

Is... is that a lot?

God I can't wait for this game to be over.

You sound pathetic.