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  1. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My farts are like a trumpet, often measured by my friends in decibels before they're forced to clear out. Nothing quite like a powerlifting diet to clear an apartment out.
  2. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    About the same for me. She's engaged now, seems to be happy, so good for her.
  3. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm pretty sure I explained I was in a 5 year relationship, Deathwing.
  4. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Right in the feels.
  5. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Agreed.
  6. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    That's not what I'm saying Khane and you know it you fuck. Who brags or even mentions what they lift on a rack pull? "Yeah, I do like like 235 Yates Row. /flex" Unless it's one of the big four, I couldn't give two shits what you lift.
  7. Itlan

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Glad to see Eli brought up in this shit filled thread. Any news on Sherman's elbow? Will he be 100%?
  8. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're going to ruin this guys life for the lulz? Real nice guys.
  9. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    My favorite part was when they mentioned he rack pulled 435. Who gives a shit? No one fucking does rack pulls unless you're stalling at the lockout of a deadlift but strong off the floor. Stupid fucking article.
  10. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Yeah, real incredible genetics... Why am I even responding to this stupid shit?
  11. Itlan

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    This is stupid. I hope the Pats stomp the Hawks. You're a Giant for life, Bill. <3
  12. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    You do know it doesn't have to be one or the other right? Every workout for me begins with a strength-oriented compound movement (i.e. the big four). I don't spend the rest of my workout focusing on strength, but filling the muscles with blood and focusing on time under tension. You can be...
  13. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    I'm jealous of his calf insertions, that's about it.
  14. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Bradley Cooper looked like a fat shit in American Sniper. If that's your goal physique, you're fucking retarded. And yes, powerlifters tend to hold extra fat. Know why? Look at Alan Thrall. Fucker takes in 10,000 calories a day. Still looks better than anyone on this forum and 99% of the world.
  15. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why are you still pining over this chick? The girl I was talking to hasn't texted me since Monday morning following her "I'm just in a shitty mood." crap and I literally don't give a shit if she ever texts me again. Try doing that... try not giving a shit. Also, cut your fucking hair. Or grow...
  16. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd rather watch a sitcom starring Tenks and Famm than BBT.
  17. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Some people just want to celebrate. Fuck, sounds like 5 opportunities for an open bar and to be completely inappropriate in a social setting. I'm in!
  18. Itlan

    Buying a bed.

    Feather bed caused me major back pain. Now I sleep on concrete. Much better.
  19. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's exposing herself to Sutekh. That's all that matters.
  20. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're on point man, the specifics of the situation don't really matter.
  21. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think I've made it aware if she needs to talk I'm open to communication. Haven't bothered speaking to her last 2 days, she left midway through our workout yesterday. She looked like shit and her body language was all off. Whatever. Gluck to you man.
  22. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey man me too. Brohug.
  23. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    It would, but my gym doesn't allow chalk and I have a very, very special deal ($25 a month instead of $50) so I'm not trying to piss anyone off. Straps it is for me man.
  24. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Mixed grip puts your tendon at a very serious risk for injury. It can tear, like: Biceps Tendon Tear -- Deadlift - YouTube Hook grip? I guess you don't value your thumbs. And a belt is absolutely safety gear. Ever see a 180 pound dude squatting 500 pounds? If he didn't have something to...
  25. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Makes me think he's a hungry skeleton. But I'll wait to hear the... weight.
  26. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Just strap up dude. You're going to hurt yourself because you perceive others are judging you? Are you fucking kidding me? And yes, a mixed grip puts you at a much higher risk for injury than a double overhand. It also creates imbalances. Deadlift isn't a forearm exercise, do fucking farmer's...
  27. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    What kind of weight are you squatting 4x25? And why? Lol.
  28. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Just strap up man. Fuck mixed grip.
  29. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had a 5 year dating relationship and dumped her cause she got fat. Man I miss her...
  30. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Did you bleed through your nose? It wasn't a true grinder if you didn't! But a 315 squat is very nice. I just reached the 1/2/3/4 goal myself with a 405 pull on Friday night. 1000 pound club is very close.
  31. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Usually how it happens! I feel like a fat slob on my rest days.
  32. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My point was he's not going to get in shape being a dumbass at home doing 20 pushups and 20 crunches. He'd be better off jerking off until his calf cramps. Get a program, stick to it.
  33. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Why do you always look so sad?
  34. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Join a fucking gym, get a decent PT, learn how to deadlift, bench, and squat. You don't get in fucking shape by saying "I want to do sit-ups."
  35. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He's attractive because he's in shape and well-groomed. His face is garbage man. And Kirun, reading through one of his posts just has "confused homo" written all over it.
  36. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Guys, Ryan Gosling isn't even fucking good looking. Come on.
  37. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I mean, if I was gay, I would definitely want a dude with two huge horns, no?
  38. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Someone point me to the men's fashion thread. I need help.
  39. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This makes me weep, cause I wear Express jeans (not the finest jeans but it aint the fucking GAP or Old Navy, etc.) and my quads have exploded over the past few months and my waist has shrunk to the point that a 32 fits correct in the butt and waist area, but my quads don't fit. A 34 fits my...
  40. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes, I think you might be gay. I'm not even trolling. Think about it.