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Should I wear a singlet?

Going this Sunday with this girl I've been seeing. Should be pretty fucking gay.

I do the same, I also have extremely tight hamstrings and glutes, so I work on those as well.

I actually misspoke in that post. I meant I need to build my hamstrings. I'm forcing my quads to flare out because they want to buckle and take over the load because my posterior chain is shit.

Khane is my bro for life.

$0 for me. Anyway, decided to change up my leg day a bit: Low bar squat - 5x5 Sumo deadlift - 3x10 RDLs - 3x10 Sumo squat - 3x10 Calf raises - 5x10 I'm think it's a little too hammy dominant and may sub in front squats or simply add them to the routine. Really need to build my quads...

It would still hurt, Kurin.

Right. But there's also the possibility this scumbag co-worker has met our hero. I slept with one of my co-workers after having met her boyfriend, mainly because it's quite clear she's not happy and I thought she'd move the fuck on. This dumbass forgave her, she's still miserable, and they're...

I was trying to maintain my alpha male role. I've personally never been cheated on (that I know of?) so I can't honestly say how I would react. The rationalist in my says I'd be pissed at my so who is cheating, but I suppose it would be dependent on the situation, most importantly who the guy is.

And the cut begins. 2300 calories. Ugh.

I'd rip out his spine, cause I'm alpha as fuck.

^^ Who the fuck is okay with this? Someone should be dead.

Lol I suppose I should've prefaced it with "she's wanted to get in my pants for the past eight years." She looked decent back then but I was committed. College ruins peoples lives, and their stomachs.

I mean it was a shitty situation, but she brought it on herself with her god damn contorting. And yeah, I don't think a kiss on the forehead would've helped the situation but that's just me.

Why would I forehead kiss her? That's some patronizing shit.

So were the Cowboys.

Potent at killing you, yes.

I believe he was being facetious.

Lasagna is shit.

Why wouldn't you let her upgrade from her fukly functional 5s to a 6? Seems reasonable.

Or I'm not attracted to fat girls? I need a girl who has a better body than me, not some fucking landwhale.

Glad to see U.S. top 5.

Okay, I'll be sure to keep you guys updated.

Oh no sadly this did happen. She said as she was leaving"you're not the first guy to disappoint me, and I'm sure this isn't your first time either." I guess she was trying to say I'm always impotent? Idk. Whatever, I feel kind of bad but don't fucking play parlor tricks and pretend you're still...

Also, girl I knew in high school came over the other night. Let's just say she does an amazing job of hiding her stomach, and when I took her clothes off, I went flaccid. I asked her to leave. Am I an asshole?

I don't know what 9gag is. Sounds like porn.

I told you I'm not good with numbers. 159/10? I'm really out of my league here. And no, green text doesn't apply to iPhone. It's purely a 4chan thing. Khane is confused. MOVE ON FROM THE GREEN TEXT FUCK.

She's a 15.9/10?! Holy fuck.

Correct. I browse Imgur too often at work.

I appreciate it. I'll keep her on the back burner until your results are presented.

Which equals... ? Sorry, I'm not very good with numbers.

Why are you expecting something from green text to make sense?! Jesus christ guys, THAT is not what I'm focusing on! I'm wondering if I should even continue to pursue things with this girl.

I spend too much time reading green texts, I presume everyone understands. A very attractive girl, Deathwing. She's aesthetically pleasing.

What do you meansoundlike?

Guess I'll follow Khane since the dating thread is dead. So I basically befriended this girl at the gym, total qt420/10, and she wakes up at 5 am to workout with me. We go out to eat, she sits in my car with me for hours at a time just talking, etc. One night, I ask her to chill and don't get...

The point is why go out and order chicken or pasta? I like to order things that are either time consuming to make or something I just don't want to/can't make myself. Chicken alfredo isn't exactly a fucking difficult dish to prepare lol.

Punch her in her cunty fat face.

Came here for pee talk.

Uhm, Leveon Bell > DMM and Lynch. Also, if you think Romo is a shitty QB you're an idiot. And I hate him more than anyone (Michael Boley planting him and breaking his ribs is one of my favorite moments ever).

2014 sucked.