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Yea, So... I was dating this chick, and she seemed really cool, and we were getting along great, but then she started to open up to me and told me how her last boyfriend got her hooked on heroin and then how she started whoring herself out to feed her habit. Damn, why are all the cool chicks...

Bad analogy, it"d be more correct to ask if it was the Apple of dildos, Lelo is the brand name... And yes, it"s an apt comparison. Lelo brand vibrators ARE better and will last longer than regular vibrators, but they cost 10 times as much as any other vibrator... Not quite Rolex territory...

Would have given you nets... if you wouldn"t have included the picture.

I know that it isn"t really the appropriate thread for it but the "are guys onlt as faithful thread" is long gone... so i"ll post on this relevant derailment. Last week, my stepfather, who cheated on my mom and gave her AIDS (found out about a year ago after she was hospitalized for over a...

lulz, whoever came up with u mad bro was the greatest troll of all time.

3 (8oz) cups of water weighs 1.5 lbs, and I can easily drink double that in between pissing. But maybe you"re not much of a man and have to goto the bathroom every pint you drink? You must not be much fun at a bar.

Ok, 8.5 pounds is fibbing a little... but 1.5 pounds is absolutely nothing, my weight will fluctuate that much in any given day easily.

this.

Maybe because their troll radar has been overwhelmed by a large amount of gaydar interference combined with #totes #retarded #useless #hashtags dot com over the past couple of days.

Exactly, that"s how he knows that he is in the friendzone. And yea, if you like a girl you "should" approach her within the first 3 seconds of noticing her and begin flirting/creating sexual tension within the first 3 minutes, if you"ve known her for 6 months, you blew your shot by several...

Err I"m a slow poster, what you had her number, called her, and found out she wasn"t interested? Or what?

On the other hand: If you"ve kept your conversations truly short 1-2 minute snippets, AND she"s physically attracted to you, you might still be able to salvage things if you grow a pair and tell her what you really want to do, which is date her and make babies with her before she moves.. not...

How long have you known her, you might already be friendzoned depending on how many conversations you"ve already had. Don"t really want to go into "game theory" but, basically: if you build comfort/rapport BEFORE attraction, you"re screwing yourself (because she won"t be screwing you).

Awww, now I feel bad for negging you the other day for your trolling and whiteknighting.

In other words, they think you"re a giant pussy, willing to roll over and would love to raise someone else"s kid while the father gets to continue going out, partying, and making more baby mommas while you stay at home reading bedtime stories. Reality check, your sister and her boss don"t...

The path to nofapuary demands it.

You didn"t fix shit, his sentence still ended in a preposition. Also, the correct word is exposed, not overexposed.

No, I am surprised that when someone tells her she is retarded and posts bad advice, she totes plays it off like she just be trollin" dot com

A woman bragging about being able to get men on a gaming message board... Is like a man bragging about his world first kills on his online dating profile.

Stop posting. You"re retarded.

Starbucks is a great idea for picking up girls actually. The first couple approaches I ever made were at a borders/starbucks combo when I was living in San Antonio. It was a good introduction to pickup. Opening with "you are beautiful" and paying for their drink is what the terrible idea is...

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That chick doesn"t weigh less than 100 lbs unless she"s 4"10" edit: realize now he said Chinese, so she may very well be under 5", and therefore 100 lbs doesn"t sound too farfetched. But probably closer to 110, then again, impossible to guess accurately without a height to go by.

wtf do you have against short women?

Dude, you"re not going to get most American chick to get more direct than that either. Even if you know, and she knows, that texting to "hang out" at 10pm means sex. Usually if they are more explicit, it"s because you "can"t" meet up, like I"ve had girls send me dirty pics and stuff because...

Yea, the rules of no fapuary specifically state that sex is allowed. I"m guessing that "play" is the literally translation, but a better translation would be "hang out". Because that"s exactly the same text that women over here would send... Fat girls need loving too... I"ve actually...

Enjoy the playful banter and flirting at work, be glad you have eye candy at work. Don"t ruin it by taking it beyond that. My dad met my stepmother at work, she went from a nice person to a complete and total bitch. Good work environment > all Don"t shit where you eat.

So that you sound less retarded in the future... It"s charges have been filed. Or if only 1 charge... A charge has been filed. Charges: A criminal charge is a formal accusation made by a governmental authority asserting that somebody has committed a crime. Filed meaning the paperwork...

Worse than non-proportional boob jobs, lip injections, or nose jobs? There was a chick in the air force I worked with that got a chin job... fucking face looked fine before, ugly afterwards. You know how you listen to your voice recorded, and you think it sounds weird and unnatural? I...

Careful, you"re trying to use logic to figure out how a woman feels.

Kinda pointless isn"t it? A) wear a condom to prevent stds B) wear a condom to prevent kids If A) isn"t a factor, then make the chick get on birth control. Major surgery... versus a shot once every 3 months... hmmmm.

Well, I do too, evidently. I like how everyone latched on to the fact that I can"t always get off right away (some girls I"ve been with have had a problem with it, some not). And I don"t normally go for more than an hour, but w/e that"s not pertinent to the story.... The true moral of the...

The difference is that you banged her after you got the condom. Not... cuddled up next to her and fell asleep. And right, it wasn"t 3 hours of straight banging, it was a lot of fuck for 20 minutes, use a toy on her for a while, get sucked off for a while, use fingers on her for a while...

I"m not saying I do everything right... but there are definitely things you CAN recover from, and things you can"t, that one is SO far in the can"t recover category that it isn"t even funny. To any of the white knights that congratulated you following that post for not "raping her", you guys...

He didn"t have to say it, it"s what he was thinking. And the girl picked up on it. Actions speak WAAAY louder than words.

This isn"t advice to you, you are beyond hope, but for anyone else reading the thread. But when a girl asks you to fuck her. You do it. If you don"t have a condom, you fucked up. So you either risk std, or you break the relationship. There is NO recovery from... "yes, I"d like to fuck you...

She lives in Miami? (I can tell it"s miami by some of the pixels, and having been to miami once before)

Actually, it is "exactly" because of the "Millie has a dick thing" that I like Ravv.. I was banned for a few years because of it. It"s not that I minded not being able to post, but browsing a forum is kind of difficult without a user profile to save threads and other settings like posts per...

Done

I tried that once... And then at the age of 24 I decided I didn"t want to be a virgin any longer and decided to learn what works, not how I "believed the world should be". Then I learned what "actually" works... implemented it... and it worked. I"m not "a ladies man" or "rolling in...