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Wulfric (Maine Coon) and Bellatrix (Tabby). Goddamn, when I was younger I never dreamed I'd be 30+ taking cat pics all the time...

Case in point. Salient, reasonable, all that.

I assume it's going where any discussion of Cutler always goes: To wherever it is a bunch of real men who've never played football in their lives go to talk about what makes someone a pussy. It's always an illuminating discussion full of salient points of view, patience, and reason. Such...

This. You don't often hear people who've done it themselves talking shit but hey, what do they know, right? Thank god we have all these armchair coaches out there to tell the rest of us how it is.

Sweet thread, tough guy.

Also big "thumbs" up on Gemma Arterton, Kate Beckinsale, and Olivia Wilde.

LOL. 1) Learn how to fucking read - I said BELOW, not above, fucktard. 2) Quantity of posts means little when quality of greater post count is so full of fail. Good effort, though. Clearly, you are a Scarlett Johansson disciple. Good for you. You obviously aren't alone. I was as...

Jessica Alba is still insanely hot after two kids. Here's one man's breakdown: Scarlett: pros: Fuck me eyes, incredible lips, great tits, unnatural ass, decent actress. cons: Decent-sized schnozz EDIT: cons: smoker. That shit's only hot if you smoke. (TIL: I smoked 2 packs a day for...

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I really hate to post in the FSR yet again w/o a pic but... This is literally the hopes and dreams of your childhood at the point when your dick woke up. This kid won the spank-bank lottery for ever and ever. If this very sentiment doesn't reflect the intent behind the original post, then...

An old favorite: How did the mother from <insert arch-rival state/area/country> know her daughter was on her period? She could taste it on the dog's dick.

Dude... It's clearly a fishing joke. Read it again.

"also" As in, "The Wolverine was flawed, yet enjoyable. Also, your mother needs to wash her cunt once and a fucking while or I swear to God I'll only fuck her face from now on..."

Years and years ago in (I think) my first semester of college, I was in a world mythology class and had a ditzy blonde prof with the IQ of a gerbil with down syndrome. She assigned a ridiculous, open-ended project that was a huge chunk of the final grade. I chose to write an epic poem wherein...

Ask your mother. She's well-acquainted with it.

If I could give you 10,000 internets for this, I would. I proclaim this in a post shamelessly devoid of pictures. I simply have nothing as spectacular as this. Amen. \m/ motherfucking Mastodon.

I don't know if I could do Safety Dance.

Duly noted.

The thing about most digital jukeboxes is that (usually great) bands like Zeppelin, Tool, and others who have the rights to their own music often do not license it to the jukebox companies. I could listen to Lateralus on repeat for the rest of my life, 77 minutes at a time, but it's never an...

Bill Paxton's greatest creative achievement by far. This includes Aliens.

Good call with Disciple. Not enough people seem to appreciate that album as much as it deserves.

That would involve me going to a black bar, which uh, yeah...

A couple phenomena inspired this thread: 1) It seems like whenever I feel like ponying up a few bucks to put on some tunes I actually like, I blank out as soon as the money goes in the jukebox. 2) You're out to have a good time, play some darts, whatever blows your hair back, then some...

It is compulsory in many restaurants, although obviously not all.

Actually, I just got tired of arguing. I had a response and decided that it wouldn't make a damn bit of difference because your opinion is based on living in Bizarro World wage and tip-wise. That said, today is a new day. The response went something like this: 1) bullshit on $2.00 reporting -...

EDIT: I like kittens.

I never said I had it harder than your grandfather, either. Or my own, for that matter, one of whom worked at a GM plant in Flint, MI for 40 years (and is still working as a limo driver at the age of 87) and the other, who was a pig farmer. You're putting words in my mouth. I'm not about to...

Whatever, man. I'm not gonna spin my wheels and have a bullshit troll fight with a bunch of unreasonable dicks who like to talk in circles. Here's how it is: Lazy, entitled servers who whine about "cheap" customers are fucking assholes Shifty, crooked fuckers who cheat the system, IRS...

I'm out.

Whatever you say chief. They knew they were getting paid. Who knows, maybe in twenty years I won't give a shit about any of this anymore.

I'll acquiesce "moderate retard" and call it a night.

First of all, calm down everyone who seems to think that I've equated serving to neurosurgery. I haven't. Jesus Christ. It's a job that demands more than people seem to think. The fun part about this is that I WAS a waiter for a long time. The schedule flexibility and decent pay made it a...

Your complete lack of understanding of the service industry is actually kind of impressive. Do you need a degree to be a server? No. Do more than half the servers I know have them? Yes. Your assumption that servers are whiny scum is a common one and is actually one of the primary causes of...

How's your turnover? If it came down to working a single shift for you or eating dog shit every day for the rest of my life, I think I'd eat the dog shit. Being a condescending fuckwit to your employees is unacceptable in any industry, but you do it in an industry where the good days are still...