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Haha yes, life so easy for X or Y and not Z! Greetings from Southern Argentina and Chechnya

Here is a classic case of young female failure-to-check-privilege-hate syndrome gone unchecked. Note the attackers use of phallic weapons, and desire to "penetrate" the victim to death using said weapons. Without a doubt the victim will have a more slender frame than the attackers ( anti-fatty...

FINALLY. Now I can become what I've always REALLY been on the inside ( a skull on a vagina )

Was it this bad boy or another model that could practically strip the paint off a damn car when fully pumped?

Remember the FUCKING AWESOME playgrounds of the past?! Bee-filled, splinter giving Temples of pure insane childhood fun? Or those massive slides kids would occasionally panic on the top of? Sometimes your legs fry like bacon if it has been sunny? Half way to the damn stratosphere, baby...

Checking my privilege today. As of 10:30 AM I've driven around a bit in an old Honda and have done no work despite it being a weekday. Bought a 5 dollar Hot n Ready pizza and ate as much as I could over the hood of my car, then discarded the box on the pavement. Went back to my house and...

I feel like people being fuckheads to their kids is the next big civil rights movement issue, it's just so difficult to divide tradition and abuse. One demographic of society previously not being able to vote is an obvious civil rights issue, but with parenting it is not so clear. If I lock...

Sky diving is so much damn fun, haven't gotten a chance to go in ages. I once watched a how it's made episode about parachute construction and from what I understand very skilled old ladies carefully sew them together and fold them just right for each jump, which is the source of the high cost...

My wife's family goes overboard with gift and card purchasing for these meaningless holidays. I have two kids now and am asked what I "would like". Well first of all, I am a grown ass man and I can manage for myself. What Iwouldlike is to have a nice day with the family that...

lol dickheads dont rip off that easily

Well I got a single 85 Bow ranger on Invasion. Was forced to toss salad TWICE by invasion bosses without the choice of jelly or syrup, until I learned about a mechanic that has helped me go way farther in the game as a Bow user. I call it the Anal Puncture spec because I use Trap + Puncture...

tyen was a cancer. he should push his donkey down the stairs to purge the world of the hell spawn he has sired, and then give himself a 90th(?) trimester abortion

Ah misanthropists and misandric fools masquerading as equal rights advocates spouting pseudo intellectual babble; Forget all this nonsense and just jizz, bros. Just jizz.

Her thin veiny arms, her husky voice...o la la. Dear god what's wrong with me. Oh well, I like what I like

...someone else necro'd this...and I was blinded by trollnoomba's mutual masturbation but...I gotta chime in and say that women in power are so hot to me I can't even think straight. Be it old or ancient, I would have pounded Thatcher's dusty vag until it looked like a goddamn sand blasted tomato.

A the flying vampire snake, pal of the friendly crawling tree leech. The true cause for concern is that they always aim for your dickhole, always.

Did you see the scarf that bitch was wearing? He was fuckingaskingfor it

Dear god that last poor victim had the ability to write raped right out of him, for shame cruel ladies.

Not a B cup among them

lol at Gavlokfeeder arguing with his own fake accounts, the turd

Yet another hero is lost because of insufficient garlic intake, tis a shame.

Why do I like the Fassbot SO MUCH? He is so calm and nice, and makes the movie for me. With him and Data I would have the coolest buddies forever...I'm glad dragongirl didn't abandon Fassbender's head cuz that would have left me mighty ( moreso, somehow ) rustled.

Tanoomba

Just lost a 60 ranger with a thiefs torment and beyond fucking wicked bow. Was too drunk to play and logged in anyway, was sloppy and Rima's ice traps packed my shit in. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

"Watch: exaggerated gore in slow motion made "awesome" with psychedelic effects. An eye-poppingly callous villain named 'Mama', perhaps creating a not-so-subtle misogynistic tone until you see the co-star in action . There was all the depth I needed; tight story telling showing a glimpse of the...

Most people are douchebags, therefore it stands to reason that douches are voted in. These elected officials are a better cross-section of our society than some folk want to admit. How long do you allow a check engine light to remain on before doing something about it?

Ooooooooo 7,500 ahead of me to log in, yowch~

Keenu reeve's side butt in #2 early on set the tone, 'we are the wachowskis and we're about to shit on you. The story from the first, any sense of logic, but especially you, the viewer. We're going to shit on it all, especially the audience, right in your mouths". That sums up what I think...

I think most people are materialistic and likely to cave to peer pressure purchases, it's not just a female thing. With that said for my wife's ring I lucked out because my family has kept some jewelry and I was able to pass on a decent ring that had a cool story attached to it ( insane fascist...

Healthy skepticism of ole Sam taking on even more is reasonable, but I feel that the government isalreadyin charge of this system. Roughly 1/5 of all federal tax dollars go to Medicare/Medicaid, that's about 730 Billion total or $2300 average per person. I won't bullshit pretending to know how...

I'ma be a bit of a dick suck and have to 100% agree with Kruegen; the US healthcare system truly is as stupid and predatory as it seems from the outside. Those Harvard studies a few years back indicated that most bankruptcies in the US are from medical bills, and the majority of the bankrupt...

The Brazillians just can't help themselves, always gotta hug

When you keep trying to get the weird piece of string, or wife's hair or whatever that is stuck in front of your eye, only to discover that it's your own MUTANT EYEBROW HAIR. Truly I would be king, in the land of the eyebrow-less.

hipster friends that won't stop saying shit like "god i hate americans"

As shitty as cheap cologne/perfume is, I'd still prefer that to rank body odor. Some mutants I'm acquainted with secrete a stinky, oily substance that I would expect Frank from It's Always Sunny to reek of. It's as if they just held McDonald's burgers in their rotting armpits and then waltzed...

"The Hawaiian islands are a popular testing ground for biotech crops for many companies due to a favorable year-round climate." "If the companies are forced to disclose the location of their biotech crop fields, they face increased risk of "commercial espionage, vandalism, and theft," they...

...when all you wish for each day is ONE, just ONE healthy bowel movement that isn't a hellish nightmare

Ah that makes sense Joz. I figured it was not nearly so easy to just crucify someone even if mostly everything is monitored these days. It's frustrating to see the bangers walk about unconcerned with the law, meanwhile the 'dont tread on me' nuts are losing their minds over the losses in...

If there is so much data gathering and virtually any device can be monitored, how the fuck are there still so many gang bangers and corner boys openly dealing via constant phone use. Is it too hard to find evidence on disposable or stolen phones? These fucks kill someone every week or two and...