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( this game was a buffet of awesome weapon fun. Cerebral bore, mine layer, tek bow etc? horey shet )

Nah. She's had a good run. Oldboy or Fight Club?

My primary account is for my small business income that only I have access to, secondary is a joint account at a different bank we opened together used for all bills and vacations. Together over a decade and I have zero fear that she will try and take anything from me, but I maintain privacy...

Don't we have a bunch of dudes liketo go and wipe out the motherfuckers ordering wanton slaughter of their own citizens quietly, instead of being bogged down in conventional tactics?

jesus it's still burning long after I look away, editing in this too

That's precisely the issue. People that nose pick...AND NIBBLE...NIBBLE the booger in plain view. Icannotignore that like a blatant nut scratch. Arrrrrgh an acquaintance of mine that does this is a research scientist at the University of Rochester. Why are all my pals such freakshows?

Invisible ogres blocking doorways. Low level player "WTF CANNOT GET IN??" "Oh it's just Oogly" *Ogre appears then quickly drinks an invisibility potion* Low lvl messages me "...it really IS an invisible ogre!" As long as your starting position matched your end position you could run about...

Tool concert, hearing "Learn to Swim Learn to Swim Learn to Swim" while the crowd chanted along, blue strobes flickering and Maynard making wavy arms exploded the awesome gland in my teenage brain. Roughly how many times a day do you touch your junk and then take a quick sniff?

Yes they are, confirmed. In April I got a Commissioner pistol with SC and any toon on any server may equip it. However if it's a class/faction only gun then it maintains all limitations, though applicable class/faction may use it on other servers.

Thanksgiving cuz STUFFING STUFFING cram it down me gullet I need morrrrrrrrrrrrre..... ...Eat a poop or jump on a cactus?

Lately when pals talk about certain games they are anticipating my go to line is ; "I look forward to being disappointed by that game!" Thing is...it'sactualdisappointment because no matter how many times the crazy twat that MMOs are burns my mongled cock I get excited with each new one and...

Pfft you may have been lethal when I was lvl 2 and didn't know wtf infravision was, but ye as but one orc are not mighty

Hope Embodiment:Users become the living embodiment of hope and gain the ability feed off of the hope of everyone and everything including themselves. On one hand, Sam Deathwalker's hope that there's a toothless lot lizard at the next gas stationalonewould give me the power of a trillion suns...

I would want to live in Everquest's Norrath so that I could grow in power over the ages and personally crawl into the Rathe Council's assholes one by one and turbine them to death. Ever thought a cousin was hot?

I drink only coffee and beer, not flushing even after one piss would be a crime. Friend comes over once in a while and power shits so fiercely that bits of crap are stuck to everything on the toilet, even the underside of the lid. And... on the sides, too, OUTSIDE THE BOWL?! He's a mama's...

Deep and aggressive; all filth must be scraped off, supposedly it's bad but it feels so goddamnsatisfying Ever thought you had a super power when you were a kid?

Harry Sidebottom

Need a Florida version

Traveled to Asia and lived there a while, saw 'special economic zones' in practice and just that brief look into the horrifying lives of slaves sent me into the blackest of depressions. All those years of taking shit for granted only to find it was all off the backs of people deliberately kept...

After Casino Royale I went into the theater pumped for QoS. Spastic editing during the into scene immediately told me, "this is not going to be as good". The action scenes are brutal and would have been amazing if only ANY given piece of footage would have lasted more than a fraction of a...

B. Long as she has no roast beef down south other fugliness is acceptable.

Who is defending race specific toilets or wife beating? I'm talking about the pussification of America; Knee jerk reaction policies made by reptile brained pussies fucking up systems and cultural values supposedly for our benefit that frustrate if not outright harm us, and how having the balls...

Who cares what other people find "professional" or not. Calling it pussification is deliberately inflammatory, yes, but that is done to call attention to the issue. I believe the point of these kinds of stories is to show how supposedly in the interest of tolerance our society is weirdly...

Holy fuck this was violent..and gory..and awesome

What would I have done? I woulda walked up and been like, Uh hey my food was not cooked...what can you give me =D. The second time that happened? Wouldn't have been a second time because I would never have gone there again.

The debate is fueled by those that wish to participate in it. Though sure, ( I am assuming on your part, forgive me if incorrect ) we are not policy makers, that does not make our words meaningless or exclude us from 'the debate'. My point with my grandpa's anecdotal story was to highlight how...

Jews did it all.

Grandpa would take his rifle out of his locker after school and go shoot rabbit/fowl with buddies when he was a kid. During my days in high school a kid was suspended for wearing a t-shirt that resembled "gun imagery" ( it was a fucking tetris piece ). We went to the same high school, what the...

At 16 I interviewed to be a maitre d' at a somewhat upscale restaurant. After making me wait at the bar for about an hour the boss comes out to speak to me. He was this short, black haired super muscular Jewish dude ( think beefcake Ben Stiller ) that sat directly in front of me and hunched...

NIN live is amazing. Badass renditions of old favorites just fucking slay. Personally don't dig the newer stuff too much, also noticed that since with teeth he puts lyrics like "im not who I used to be" in there somewhere. Always wondered if it was his way of saying he simply isnt in the mindset...

Teachers seem ridiculously hamstrung...The systems budget is tied to exactly how many students there are, thus incentivizing disruptive students being kept. As for the "discipline your kids, parents!" angle I find that interesting, considering schooling is compulsory from a young age until...

What I would do? I'll tell you what I'd do...

Flames, wtf? Uh first it was one of the most psychologically engaging movies in years and second it didn't flop.

Can't fuck with perfection. If anything, who wouldn't want, like, a second dick. Real question is why aren't there more dudes that want/have more than one. Weird that there isn't a hidden sub species of those dudes like there are with MMOtrannies... ...or is there

Holy fucking shit... my jimmies have become a black hole of sand and rustle, I'll need a crowbar and twenty beers to sort this out. Bastards stealing 95% of a billion dollars from veterans, cancer patients/survivors, and dying children's wish foundations? Where the fuck is

I'm the guy on the left

Why not just "average size girl thread"

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Indians. The most shockingly simple minded, divisive racists there are.