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  1. JVIRUS

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    ONE HUNDRED GRAND!!! My friend insists that Nicolas Cage has a "quiet dignity" and has never made a bad film, in fact they have all been amazing. How should I kill this man?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Roundabouts have been added randomly to the area I live in, it is soul crushing mayhem being on the road with fools that absolutely cannot learn to navigate them. In this town's infinite wisdom many of the 4 lane roads that were once major arteries for local travel have been reduced to 2 lanes...
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Is it ok to enjoy Star Wars 4-6, Logan's Run, Lynch's Dune, Planet of the Apes movies,and2001, appreciating each and every one of them for what they are, no more, no less? Or does that mean I have to hand in my nerd card because I'm supposed to have different levels of reverence and suspension...
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    GMO, Monsanto, organic dreadlocked nonsense?

    Sup, my old job as a personal trainer had me making meal plans for hundreds of people, many of which had strict goals to achieve and chose to spare no expense on the way to said goals. I also have a damn huge family and love to both cook and eat, most of us are foreign so we like to eat weird...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    ^^ made me think of this
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Jackass neighbors that have always been hyper affectionate with their pets. They have a newborn now. I was outside doing random lawn shit and during a typical "sup man" "hey" kinda dialogue I ask where the dogs are because I have literally never seen these people without their pets. He just...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    freak pet owners that make out with their dogs and talk to the fucking things like they are people, constantly. Over time I've noticed that these wackos are often younger married couples without kids, with the female being particularly obsessed. Moment kids are born, though, they put the dogs...
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    Why are people such whiny cunts on this forum

    Whiny cunt makes thread about other whiny cunts
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    Art

    Don't give a fuck about the meaning or whatever others think, I like to look at this painting, abstract or not.
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    MMA Thread

    tough break for silva
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

    ^---
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Heard a parent talking about a SIX MONTH old infant as having "early signs of ADHD", due to the child's egregious behaviour of "moving too much, all the time and never stopping". Sweet mother of god who the fuck would feel better with an infant that 'moved less' or whatever. How I weep for the...
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    Flash/Browser Games Thread

    Ancient...that game ruled. 66 minutes total, badass way to spend an hour. +1
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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Joe Versus The Volcano
  18. JVIRUS

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    All men and women are equally beautiful...even the terrifying land-whales like #1 above that looks like she's gonna attack my cock as if it were a glazed ham.
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    MMA Thread

    In my opinion Hendricks' was NOT tapping his hand movement merely resembled the tap out motion, which is not uncommon in grappling/JJ, though I cannot recall many instances in the UFC of that happening. Dana looked like a bored boyfriend as GSP kept talking about his personal issues. I also...
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    Planetside 2

    Speaking of SMGs ESF and lib piloting, I made a goofy video in celebration of the optimization patch of exactly those three things!
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    Buying a Hot Tub?

    Once dry humped a chick briefly 100% due to hot tubs. Murderous haunted tub or not youneedto get one.
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    How would you re-socialize MMOs?

    The most social games I've played are the ones with the least hand holding and "story driven content". Stuff like Eve, Shadowbane and Planetside have the most socializing for me because virtually all the content is purely player driven. Hard for someone to socialize with other humans when a...
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    say something nice about the poster above you

    His movie recommendations have been simply wonderful.
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    Electronic Dance Music

    For those that dig this sorta thing, I shall shamelessly whore some industrial dance music I've made;
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    Robocop - Remake

    Maybe I just like having my dreams crushed...but I still click on Fedor spoilers and I still want to see this movie.
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    Ever, Jane: A New MMO Set In The World Of Jane Austen.

    Jesus fuck dude , do devs learn nothing even after all these years? I just bested the Duke of Wellington in a wicked parlay and he only dropped a fucking hand knit cap.
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    Which MMO *DO* you actually play now?

    Planetside 2 and Everquest 1
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    Cat vs. Pelican

    A fucking daddy longlegs could NOT bit a cat OR a pelican. Maybe in the 1/1000000 fucking chance it somehow, for some stupid reason either animal lets it bite their eyeball ( no chance but theoretically possible ) the cat would die but the pelican is resistant to such poisons, therefore...
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    MMORPGS, what do you miss?

    The #1 thing I miss is being able to help noobs and low level players. Cannot give items away because they are BoP, level restricted, so quickly replaced it wouldn't matter anyway, or programmed not to drop for higher level characters. How I loved giving stuff away, and now the best I can do...
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    13 moons forum Intro

    You've ruined your lands you'll not ruin mine.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Do you care if a guy is uncomfensized?
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    Girlfriend wants to move in, how much should she pay?

    My advice on this issue would be...just be honest and talk about it like a man. Ask her what she thinks would be fair, speak your peace, come to an agreement and move on.
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    Remakes that are better than the originals

    Both are enjoyable and not precisely a remake but >
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Holy shit that totally gave me a flash back to so much fun collecting green nuggets of food in that game =D
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    Best mind blowing movie.

    Requiem for a Dream.
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    WW2 vet survived Nazi's only to be beaten to death by two teenagers

    What may have given the old man a better chance of living is the assailants caring enough about theirowngoddamned lives to consider the results of their actions. Angry and want to fuck someone up? Being bored? Those are emotional states I can understand. But being generally angry and so...