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You dun goof"d.

It"s true. She and I will sometimes sit there for hours with some hobby brushes cleaning off every inch of our balls and delicately washing them. We don"t stop till we would be proud to invite our families over to eat off them. Doesn"t change the fact that she would just love to be smashed...

Exactly. I was clearly being a sissy. Having three brothers growing up helped too. I remember my older brother beating the shit out of me. My mom? "If you"re going to kill each other, do it outside." I got him back though. Elbow drop to the happy sacks when he wasn"t looking. Of course later...

When I was a kid I managed to drive a huge ass fucking nail through my foot. I learned that day not to go to my father for sympathy. "Walk it off." He didn"t call me a pussy, but I could sense it. Then a few months later he chopped his thumb off in a lawn mower. Walk that off asshole. I love...

Out of curiosity, did you actually get diagnosed with that or is self-proclaimed.

Uh...yeah you do.

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I love you Brad.

See, if Grobbee were smart he"d come back here and post a bunch of stuff he likes to do just so people would swear off ever doing it. "Oh yeah, I like licking ice cream off my lovers nipples." Then you"d never be able to do it without thinking about him.

Might I suggest that in addition to this wondrous scheme to trick girls into thinking you"re interesting, you also stuff a magnum condom, a thick wad of cash and a hotel key into the pages of your book so when you stand up or show the book to them you can have them "accidentally" fall out onto...

I have a question. Lost, are you like...3 different people? Your posting ability radically changes constantly.

First three results for my area was a divorced mother of 6, a lesbian with capslock issues and punk girl with no job who claims school is for suckers. I fucking love Wisconsin.

Because clearly the courts are going to set a maximum amount of time he can see his son because they"re assholes like that.

Considering some of the coaches we have around here...

Only a limited amount of experience with it personally but I had a similar situation when I was 19. Employer started twisting facts and denying notices that I had even made in writing. In the end it was basically my word against theirs and the court sided with me. The burden of proof basically...

Update on my pursuit of my lost love. Received this in my email a few days ago. 8( Also Brad, grow a fucking pair please. 8(

What we need is for Dabamf to post about how we shouldn"t be judging him because we totally don"t know all the details and we weren"t there so we can"t understand.

Image is also 2 years old. Fuck if I"m going to update it. Besides, I don"t know how, but the dude will find a way to ban me for the 4th time.

Win the SC2 tournament and you can get one!

We may need to have a land title dispute. We just need to watch out. Erronius might recruit zombies. Maybe if we push a little harder when can get "it" to arise from the grave...

I nominate Alcestis for gold title status. "Lady of the Internets" imo.

I think I like that better then what"s actually there. We"ll run with that.

I"m so proud right now. <3

I know, I didn"t mind. I mean my brothers and I shared her all the time. Even my mom and dad got in on the action now and then. I just didn"t care.

Well, I guess it"s time to give back to this thread. Yeah, I was in love once. Head over heels actually. And she crushed my heart. I"ve been holding off because I still haven"t gotten over it. I mean, this one...I honest to god cried when it ended. I have never and probably will never find...

I think that was Cam or something after his story about fucking a 400 pound marines wife and leaping out a second story window.

Sup.

Hold on a sec now buckaroo. Who"s trolling? First off, your question is pretty goddamn stupid. "Hey guys is (bad thing) still bad if you remove all the aspects about it that make it bad?" I submit that you"re the fucking troll here. As soon as people mentioned shit like integrity, honor and...

What Sutekh said. Obviously is you lack integrity, dignity, honor and respect then what the fuck do you care if she leaves? From a purely logical standpoint being in a relationship in the first place at all is pretty goddamn irrational. In your hypothetical situation where disease is not an...

You still haven"t answered my counter question. In this hypothetical situation where disease is guaranteed to not be a factor and honor, integrity and emotion don"t enter into it, why wouldn"t you cheat even if you knew for certain that you"d get caught?

You do realize in this scenario you"ve created there would be no reason to not cheat even if you knew 100% for certain you"d get caught.

I imagine it"s one of those "If you need to ask, then you won"t understand the answer" kind of deals.

Hi, welcome to the thread!

The girls who broke Blaezenfury"s heart.

Trust me on this broseph. They aren"t. This isn"t IM time with your girl. We aren"t going to put "j/k lol!" at the end of sarcasm to make sure you catch on. There are exceptions of course but for the most part any advice you"re going to get here about anything is going to be shit no matter...

Personally I"m more confounded by people taking the advice of people who have never met the involved parties so seriously and getting excessively defensive about it. Pretty sure I would be curled up into a ball and cry myself to sleep at night if I took the comments I get over in the MMO...

Falcon punch is always an option.

I want to know how the rest of this post ends. 8( I like to think he brought some chick home with him, told her to go wait while he dispensed some wisdom to his childrens and got about 3 paragraphs in when unable to contain her animal lust she pounced on him. It was all he could do to hit...

Marry her then just work different shifts. It"s been working for my parents for 25+ years. <3

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