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May need to make this an official SS rule. #63: If you aren"t getting the right responses don"t get defensive. Apologize then bow out. Just choke up those negative internets and move on. For example, if you get caught making a repost thread the proper response is "Shit, sorry. I fail hard...

That sounds awesomely ominous, like you have photo"s of her trading government secrets with the KGB and she wouldn"t fucking dare cross you. So if she isn"t secretly living with someone that pretty much narrows it down to being either ridiculously shallow or bat-shit insane.

Well there"s not much else to tell really. It took "Thomas" nearly another month and a half to break up with Judy. She accused Bob of raping her and Thomas bought it. What"s kinda fucked up though is once Thomas came to his senses and broke up with Judy, his parents let her stay with them...

I once had a friend. We"ll call him Bob. Bob and I had another mutual friend we"ll call Thomas. Thomas had a girlfriend named Judy. Thomas and Judy had been together for awhile but Thomas was kind of an asshole while Bob was a nice guy despite being a bit of a womanizer. Judy came onto Bob...

You sound like Utnayan.

Can I borrow 200 bucks? I"ll pay you back. Promise.

~You"re~ scarred? I got banned 3 times and each time had a chick with even bigger balls go to bat for me or otherwise all eight grand and change of my posts would belong to the Samus Aran account. I can"t take a piss in the morning without checking behind my shower curtain first to make sure...

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tl;dr version: An NDA is only pointless if the game sucks shit. la~ It"s not like an NDA means jack or shit anyways. Oh noes, what are you going to do? Revoke my account? If I"m going to break that shit chances are I don"t give a fuck. It"s like banning someone who"s about to quit anyways...

I think again it comes down to them trying to apply single player game mentality to the MMO genre. You release a week before your competitor, little timmy who doesn"t know what"s on the horizon goes out and gets mom to buy the first game. Now when he wants to get game #2 his parents say no he...

Same. Never have I giggled so much in my life.

Y"know, I plugged masturbation into google search, and the second link was wikipedia. I was like, "Hrmnn..." At first I"m like, "Oh, okay, some artists rendition of mastubation. Arty, but not erotic." and then I scroll down and I"m "Woah, vagina!" And then I go down a little more and am...

I had a significant event this morning and then I grabbed my towel and wiped it off.

I imagine it has something to do with MMO"s having the perception, real or otherwise, that you need to take subs away from other games. You don"t have that with most other genre"s. Half-Life 2 being a good game didn"t stop me from playing CoD4. On the other hand let"s assume Aion is anything...

A lot of posters here while they may not be your average customer are in life situations that make them the average customer. You see it a lot in EQ nostalgia posts mixed in with some retarded point they"re making. How many times have we seen the "I"d like to see a game like EQ again with forced...

Blizzard tried that. It didn"t work out so well. It obviously depends on the success of your games but Tigole especially and a handful of other devs used to post here and on other fansites as well (EJ, etc..) Then Tigole leaked that there were changes in the pipe for some raid zones here...

Yeah, I want to be violently told to fuck off back to WoW by people who have no interest in the health of your game as it pertains to the real world market because they believe their deomgraphic alone has the buying power to keep your company afloat. Oh god bless fanboys.

That Tigole is a secret Nazi sympathizer? That the artists will keep trying to sneak in suggestive imagery into all their games like a giant cock in the barrens? That Blizzard"s french theme park will be a financial failure?!? <3 Good point though. I don"t even have a wife and kids (big...

Maybe you and Mippo can guild together then. I hear he"s a pro and you"re a nub and you could learn from him.

tl;dr version: Ignore utnayan and stop shitting up threads by chain gun replying to him. WoW has a major advantage in it"s had 5 years to become convenient to play in addition to all the content it has. Player run servers suck balls. I"d rather them man the fuck up and just keep posting. If they...

Please, it"s upper management. They"re too busy inventing new titles to give themselves to do actual work. 8(

Does anyone actually use their thing? If you"re retarded enough to download and install that shit you deserve to have spyware on your PC. Not like companies don"t do that shit all the time either. You kinda just assume if a for profit organization offers you something for free there"s a catch...

You act like this is a new thing. It"s human nature to shit all over things the moment we hear about them. Look how well the "THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!" glass is half full philosophy has worked out. I wouldn"t have it any other way either. I mean, as a gamer, Yahtzee is right. Pessimism just...

I wouldn"t exactly brag about the medal of honor series though. 8(

Is it just me or does she look cross-eye in that picture? I kinda giggled watching the Blizzcon streams this weekend and it"s like a direct response to games like Copernicus and SW saying that WoW lacks story focus and how 4.0 is going to add that as a major focus.

Dude, Zommy"s wife was -hot-. And it"s a green bay packers clock that has Brian Noble"s autograph on it. 8(

Recycling"s a bitch. Fuck Wisconsin.

No loincloths in this household. 8( Maybe I"ll get the nice asian lady who lives down the block from me to hold up a sign declaring how much I roxor.

Fuck yeah. If you can get away with it, I -highly- recommend it. Wireless keyboard is pretty much a must but wireless mouse is optional (I prefer wired. Old habits die hard). I bought a fellows CD-case like 10 years ago similar to this one (-much- thinner though): and put my mouse on it...

Pro-tip: Computer desks are terrible for computers. They"re for old people who don"t understand how important air flow is. All you need is a couple of folding tables and maybe an ironing board or two. Also, buy a step stool and then cut a groove into it and you can pretty much stack two...

How are you not running dual monitors by now? I"m fairly certain on the back of any MMO it flat out states on system requirements that you need a second monitor and a tvtorrents or netflix account. Oh, and while I"m thinking about it...maximized windowed mode needs to be retroactively added...

Color yourself lucky it"s just heavy breathing. This is the kinda shit I get: That"s what I get for posting about our cuddle parties though. He"s never forgiven me for that and I can see the betrayal in his eyes every time. 8(

You know, I don"t even read my PM"s half the time and mine are usually just of the "hey how do i get posting rights?" and "I want you inside me" variety. Hell, to get Tuco to read his PM"s you have to call an escort to his house and ask that they tie a note reading "check your PM"s" to the...

Or if you work for a large enough company, you can often buy the PC"s they"re phasing out (that were old already 4 years ago when they were purchased) for 50 bucks. They play WoW and toontown online pretty well and let the family access facebook. Not much else unfortunately. I sold more of...

Gamers, sure. That"s about 15~20% of your population, maybe, if you"re lucky. Rest of your population are people who bought a sony vaio from best buy 3 years ago or got a Compaq tower from Wal-Mart 4 years ago. No seriously.

Clearly this is the wave of the future: GeForce 3D Vision Kit

No no, it just wasn"t increased threat range. I mean they flat out changed their roaming paths to head right for you. Trust me, spend enough time kiting and you tend to learn pathing routes and -every- time I"d get low on health from a bad pull or something, suddenly mobs would roam where they"d...

I swear to god EQ had special code where mobs would alter their paths just to go near if you if you were low on health. It never fucking failed. Want a rare mob you"ve been camping to show up? Be low health with no mana!

Oh man, that would make for an awesome encounter. At 20% Arthas stuns your raid and you have 1 minute to answer 10 questions about WoW lore. Pulls from a pool of like 1000 questions with new ones added each week. I get a woody just thinking about it. Especially when a question asks what...