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Don"t ever pay another person"s bills, good rule of thumb. I know sometimes there"s extenuating circumstances blah blah. But generally if you"re trying to date a person and they don"t even have their shit together enough that they need you to pay their bills? Just walk away. A self-respecting...

Poor Cam. Can"t even hate on you.

"a lot of warm up" should probably be standard.

Girls Who Vibrated Your Heart Thread

I"m so glad we have so many psychiatrists on this board. Until you"ve actually had panic disorder, you probably shouldn"t claim it"s all in your head. And goddamn, a bar and a half of xanax a day is nuts.

Yo-yo dieting (losing weight, gaining weight, repeat cycle) can ruin a gallbladder. Same with crash diets. Basically it has to do with cholesterol getting released into bile which forms crystals and leads to gallstones. Both my grandmother and aunt had to have their gallbladders taken out...

So... you got her addicted to heroin and she turned to selling her body in order to get more drugs. Damn.

The recent turn of events just reminds me of this:YTMND - But I Poop From There

Did you go back to blonde? When it comes to a girl showdown, Ravvenn is always going to win.

Also this. If you"re looking for arm candy then you"re gonna need to mention your copious amounts of dough.

I doubt your lack of hair is what"s preventing these chicks from messaging you. You said yourself you"re only contacting the hot 1%, the odds of the superhot chicks responding is probably a lot lower than maybe just a "fairly hot" or "mostly hot" or whatever chick responding. I"m assuming...

Basically this. If you ask for advice, get pretty good advice, then shit all over the people who gave said advice? You get what"s coming to you. I feel pretty comfortable saying this is one of the main reasons a lot of us don"t like this guy.

Huge nipples and small boobs is a just a weird-looking combination.

I actually don"t have a problem with Jerle other than her presence in threads causes people to troll and shitstorm and derail everything. Can"t we just get back on track about people"s failed love lives? Where"s Cam to tell us more BBW stories? Dabamf have any cat food puke tales? How"s your ski...

Cam is a team-player though. He posts weird shit, we tease him, he"s (well, sometimes) good-natured about it and even when he"s pissed he still posts more shit. Aamina, on the other hand, is not a team-player. At least he finally admitted he has absolutely no intentions to take any of our advice.

Tell PRIMARY FEMALE #1 that she"s fucking nuts for tearfully asking for forgiveness. Dude"s been playing her for how long andshe"sthe one crying and apologizing? Damn.

How far back does the driver"s seat recline?

Giving compliments: a bad idea. I was going to say I love this thread, but I guess I should say it looks fat today.

No, you"re not stupid. You"re just going to let a girl you just met move in with you because her shrink said it was a good idea.

You"re... trolling, right? Right?!

This can"t possibly be the case (I hope) but this thread comes across as a bunch of dudes pseudo-philosophizing about dating instead of actually going out and dating. Goddamn.

Last I read about 60% of Americans have HSV-1 antibodies.

Two consenting adults engaging in sexual intercourse. Sounds immoral to me!

Skulls for the Skull Throne! Warhammer references, weeding idiots out of your dating pool since 2011.

Part of being a good lover is doing it twice, I don"t know why you don"t know this guys. It"s common knowledge, stop being idiots.

Finals time sucks, make a date for after and it can double up as a celebrate being done for the semester kind of thing. Taking it slow doesn"t really work for sites centered around online dating. The point is to go on a date not to chat for months on end. It can be a little weird at first asking...

Seems like you"ve solved your own problem there. If you"re coming up with the "we should hang out sometime" idea then you really should come up with an actual date. "Why don"t we meet up at [place]. Is next Saturday night (or whatever) good for you?" Then she has to respond with either yes or...

What exactly happens when you ask them out somewhere?

The undressing thing I guess depends on the age of the kid. After a certain age it"s a little inappropriate. Mostly though, what sort of parent is perfectly okay with getting (mostly) naked into bed with some dude she"s only been seeing for three weeks? Maybe things are different these days...

Pretty much could have stopped there. The one-time sex thing is whatever, the kid sleeping by the bed with both of you in it was fucked up enough. RUN LIKE THE WIND.

Oh right, shit, I forgot. NEVERMIND GUYS!

When"s the last time you got tested? If some chick is letting you fuck her without a condom, she"s fucking other dudes without condoms too. Don"t be a dumbass.

McShrimp Christmatized it.

Were you not using condoms before? Now that would be dumb.

Ennis Del Mar. Aamina, stop blaming everything on your wife. Sure she"s a horrible terrible homewrecking slutwhore and whatever, but it takes two people to make a bad marriage. I want to say man up but... And it"s fun as hell to bag on the dude but goddamn Etoille"s got some serious anger...

You need some salve for that?

Jesus Christ. Frankly I"m glad she pulled that shit so you"d finally get the fuck out of there. Bitch is bad news. Still think she poisoned you.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jwlYo8EYTWI?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> I"m just butthurt we gave him so much excellent advice that he never took because he"s the world"s largest weeping pussy.

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This thread has been amazing the past couple pages. Also, Keg never posts anything of value, that"s a pretty well-known fact, isn"t it? Even so if both he and Aamina were tossed off a cliff, I"d throw Keg a rope first.