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I thought you liked rage-fucking now.

A Tyen graph I would actually be very interested in seeing.

Haven"t you been celibate for 10 years? I"m guessing you have very little respect for women to begin with.

Clearly she"s a prostitute. Women should be at home by at least 7pm. What other explanation could there be?!

Only if I was into being shanked and getting HIV. That bitch is INSANE, holy shit. Thanks for the read though, goddamn.

Agree with Dabamf as far as she probably bailed due to the pressure of going to some party with people you know and she doesn"t. It"s only the fourth date, that"s pretty early. Yeah, she flaked out on you, but in her mind she probably thought telling you she was sick would be the easiest way to...

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Ain"t nothin" wrong with boobies, I"m just not a fan of the provider of said boobies. I guess I gotta give him a hand a little bit because how in the fuck do you convince a girl to let you write shit on her boobs in (permanent?) marker? Are they all "What the fuck is FOHSS? Who is Aamina?!"

Cannot in good conscience vote for 7lesbians, rendering my votes to Gutter again.

This shit keeps getting better. Also apparently "Return to Poll" lets you vote one million times? Although it looks like they"re not counting it. I"m sure this poll is fake as shit.

Amazing. New poll, UF at 75%, 7lesbians and Gutter trailing with 12% each.

Put him on ignore? It"s Keg though, why take anything he says seriously? Honestly I find it hard to hate the guy.

The more you tell us about it the more I want to scream "FLEE!" at you. I"m hoping you don"t really have a bunch of shit you care about there. This lady sounds like she is straight up ruining your life, and I"m not even saying that in a melodramatic way. Do you know a phone number for her...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Foler again. I already gave you a neg, apparently.

I"m guessing she has a built-in taboo against living together while unmarried that"s weighing on her. But that bitch be crazy.

Hahaha that"s amazing. I like how they added 20-30 votes for all those bands that had 2.

Go to work all day, come home to this, makes the whole day worth it.

OP did what was required, idiot in band shot himself in the foot. Will switch to Ultimate Failure if it is decided.

Seriously... why would you ruin your own chances of winning a contest. It"s a stupid internet vote, no need to be chivalrous about it.

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How much money could he possibly need for that? How expensive is glue and paper these days, damn...

Voted titties, doing my duty as a reader of FOHSS.

She"s 21 and already has a DUI under her belt? Classy lady you have there.

What about kissing it on the forehead? Can they do that long-term?

Tell me more.

She"s eight-fucking-teen. You don"t want to date her, you want to sleep with her. At least I fucking hope you don"t want to date her. EIGHTEEN. Fuck the shit out of her, whatever, but date? Don"t go down that road.

I was with you up til this point. You have some messed up ideas about women.

True "nuff. This one should win some kind of prize for rationalizing her behavior though.

Cut that out. She"s blaming you for her cheating? That"s just all kinds of fucked up. Did you bring up antidepressants with your shrink? That kind of thing can help you out, even just for a few months. Frankly, I don"t know your previous history with women or anything like that, but this one...

I take back any implication of weirdness. It didn"t come across that they were at her parent"s house. It is a bit odd that she told them it was you instead of him. I don"t see why you wouldn"t go camping with her when you"re available. It doesn"t seem like you"re really wanting to date her so...

Gonna have to agree, that"s definitely weird as hell. And do you really want to be dating a chick that needs to explain to Mom that a dude is sleeping over? How old is she?

Camping just the two of you, or with other people? Kind of sounds like she"s not looking to get into another relationship. Friends with a side of light flirting, maybe. Might as well go camping and see what happens, that would give you a better answer. In any case she sounds like a fun person...

Can"t be friends with girls, Eomer. Don"t you know this already? Gosh!

I don"t think you marry her family but it"s asking quite a lot of a 22 year old girl to tell her family to fuck off.

If you"re going to break up with her, you might as well just do it. Is it bad form? Yeah, I guess so. But better to do it before the anniversary than afterwards. At least it"s not her birthday.

Ah, I see what you mean. Well I know two different couples who got bands made on Etsy. Does that count as non-commercially obsessed? They were pretty cool. I think probably a good number of women are interested in the size of the rock as a status symbol. It"s very strongly ingrained in our...

The woman who wants to marry you but is okay with you not buying her a wedding ring? Slim pickings, I suspect.

I"m unsure if it still is, but in the past eHarmony was definitely Christian-minded. I don"t know if it still refuses to match you if you"re an atheist.

Think I lucked out, my dad didn"t give a shit and then we moved out of state. Also I was 3. Maybe it messes with you if you"re old enough to know about it, I suppose. I"d be interested in seeing the same "study" done with couples who hate each other, emotionally/physically abusive spouses...

Parents fighting all the goddamn time hardly seems stable. With divorce so prevalent I guess that means we"re all borderline retarded!