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    Zoolander 2 (2016)

    I get it that as a fat nerd jokes about good looking people being dumb is like a fairytale for you but realistically the movie has one scene that was vaguely amusing. Anything with Owen Wilson is automatically dogshit in my book.
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    Zoolander 2 (2016)

    I don't even agree that the first one was that good, it's nowhere near There's Something About Mary or Tropic Thunder. That teaser also wasn't funny, OK he's dumb that was the entire premise of the first movie.
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    Deadpool (2016)

    I think it's going to be tough to pull off in general, the script will be incredibly important for this movie. Deadpool is a very complex character, he isn't just wacky. The reason for a lot of his victories is that his thought process is so complex and bizarre that it's impossible to predict...
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    Jason Bourne (2016)

    Damon is 45 which in Hollywood leading man years is like 22. He'll be fine.
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    Top Box Office movie on your birthday

    Birth of a Nation. No wait Towering Inferno.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    I hope they don't make an unnecessary sequel to this, I really want to watch one but it would probably ruin it.
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    Fantastic Four

    Doom refers to himself in the third person far too much for my liking. I'd prefer Norman Osbourne in the Marvel movies, they already introduced the Iron Patriot suit.
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    Dice and dice accesories.

    Am I doing this right?
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    Spectre (2015)

    If you know anything about James Bond movies you'd know it's probably supposed to be Ernst Blofeld, probably the most famous Bond Villain. As they've been going for 50 years they probably expect a few people to figure it out.
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    Mr. Robot

    Yeah I said this to my wife tonight, I don't think the hacking crew exists and I don't think Elliott is who he appears to be either, I'm pretty sure the Evil Corp guy is also part of the make believe gang.
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    Gotham

    I watched the whole of season one and I couldn't tell you what happened in the last episode. I was just glad it was over.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    I'd say this movie looks shit but it would be stating the obviously as all the X movies have been shit. I've defended them in my own mind before, I'm done.
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    Deadpool (2016)

    I think it's more like 3 years ago minimum no?
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    Suicide Squad (2016)

    Yeah, seeing the trailer it's obvious Will Smith is the misunderstood hero battling against a raw deal who just wants to be a good father to his children. Presumably so they can grow up to wear Batman outfits to weddings.
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    Fantastic Four

    Every scene with special effects looks like claymation. Hopefully they'll revert the franchise back to Marvel after this shits the bed so we can get back all the good villains tied up in this otherwise shitty bunch of faggots.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I would actually lay money on a female "rap" version of Ghostbusters, probably that blonde girl who's famous for her ass or something.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I had no idea that movie had gone as far as it did but it looks fucking awful.
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    Lucifer

    It looks pretty much nothing like the comic.
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    Suicide Squad (2016)

    Why the Fuck would she try to sound like the cartoon character? This is an actual movie she isn't doing voice over work get over it.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Has she had any lines in any of the X-Men movies because I can't remember a single time she spoke in one. I cant think of a character I'd less like to see a solo movie of.
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    Penny Dreadful

    Dunno, IMBD has a season 3 listed but I don't know how reliable they are.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    BREAKING NEWS: Mediterranean people NOT white! Italy, France, Spain and Greece to be notified shortly that they have lost their status as white Europeans. Honestly your country, a country of fucking immigrants is the fucking dumbest most racist country on earth where you categorise...
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    Hannibal

    Jack handed out an ass whipping akin to Hulk vs Loki in the Avengers.
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    Penny Dreadful

    Last two episodes were what I was hoping the show was going to be so I'm really happy with the way things are progressing.
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    Reddit is on fire

    It's possible the user edited their post after the question was asked? Either way she shouldn't have been fired, I don't know what the fuck they were expecting to happen when they have a controversial figure on there when the majority of people who are aware of him probably don't like him...
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    So early in the year I doubt it but it really does deserve a best movie/director/actor/actress nod. It's a very unique concept to make an almost non-stop action movie with minimal dialogue where small camera shots and characters facial expressions tell a rich and heartwarming story with...
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    The movie was imo a little bit of a modern day masterpiece of film making. Yes it is very high intensity but the story plays out in an incredibly unique and clever way. The actors don't say a great deal but when they do the delivery is fantastic and their facial expressions tell a great deal...
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    Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

    I only watched the first one and thought it was absolute shite so never bothered with any others. This looks decent but it's Paranormal Activity so...
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    I didn't mind Garfield or Emma Stone at all but the movies portrayed the villains incredibly badly. Why they think everything has to be hip and cool and modernised is fucking beyond me. Lizard was shit, Goblin was shit, Electro was shit and Rhino was shit, that's what the problem was...
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    Penny Dreadful

    At least they actually went somewhere with his character finally with the end reveal. Rose Frankenstein was pretty great too.
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    Penny Dreadful

    Wow so they really shifted gears this episode from 1st to 5th. That was absolutely a good episode where shit paid off!
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    The Brink (HBO) - June 21

    FTFY.
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    Hannibal

    Hopefully Netflix, they've taken much shittier shows on.
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    Dark Places

    The book is actually supposed to be better than the movie which I enjoyed a lot so I'm excited for this. Good cast too.
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    Hannibal

    It seems to be they're heavily pushing him as a master manipulator who's actually able to almost completely control other people. I think Scully is obviously under his spell but is trying to goad him into killing her as a form of escape. I like the Will Graham character and his whole empathy...
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    Wayward Pines

    It's a bit of a stretch to say the least given that time frame but it's still an enjoyable show and I'm interested to see whether or not it's a bullshit story.
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    Stephen King's The Dark Tower

    It wasn't the ending that let the story down and more that it just derailed from how it started so wildly and randomly.
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    Stephen King's The Dark Tower

    Was that the one where King gave himself a part? Because that was awful, I think I've deleted a lot of it from my memory.
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    Stephen King's The Dark Tower

    I can't say that I'd be looking forward to this being adapted for the big screen. The first few books were awesome but absolutely went to shit and when a King story goes to shit he goes all out.
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    Penny Dreadful

    Really nobody is actually doing anything of substance but at least the rest of them hang out together bringing an ounce of cohesion to the show. This show really pushes the limits of the human attention span. Great cast but holy shit move the story on for fucks sake please.