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  1. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

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  2. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Get rid of the cereal and you'll be golden. Don't expect to lose 10 lbs every four weeks, it's definitely possible, but weight loss in the beginning is always easiest. Stick with it, though. Also, how out of shape are we talking? Sitting on your ass for eight years doesn't really mean much lol.
  3. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

    Yeah I think corruptors are a pretty bad unit at this point lol. Hydras seem much better against Toss air, especially if vipers can pull a couple right on top of the hydras. Fungal is probably still the best way to combat mass voids, if you can keep the infestors alive. Corruptors get fucking...
  4. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

    G4 was so confusing to me. Morphing brood lords right on top of Alicia's army, and he wins the engagement. The entire time I'm screaming head towards the production or you're going to get VOID RAY'D, and what do you know, Void Rays melt corruptors and broods. >_>
  5. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Yo did you guys know Eli won 2 SBs? and he was the Super Bowl MVP both times? And he holds the record for fourth quarter TDs? And he lives in Hoboken? And the Giants are the greatest team ever?
  6. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

    Snute vs. Alicia g4, what the fuck am I watching?
  7. Itlan

    The Astronomy Thread

    It's Super Saiyan, or Super Saiya-jin. Dumbass.
  8. Itlan

    Parent Thread

    Heat generally adds a lot of flavor. If you don't like the flavor of that specific spice, whether it be jalapeno, habaneros, ghost peppers, whatever, then I can understand why you wouldn't enjoy it. For instance, I can't eat guacamole without jalapenos with the seeds in. It's just too bland for...
  9. Itlan

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Because I hate everything about Protoss. And I hate myself enough as it, I don't need to hate the race I play as well.
  10. Itlan

    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    I don't know why I continue to play this stupid fucking race. It's the same shit over and over and I can't stop it. Going back to Terran.
  11. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

    Can't believe I stayed up for that shit. >_<
  12. Itlan

    The Metal Thread

    1. Opeth moving in that direction is absolutely no surprise, I don't see how anyone didn't see this coming. I knew they'd never go back to the MAYH, Still Life, BWP days. What a run of fucking albums, and that's the great thing about amazing music - it will always be there, and I'll always...
  13. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Apparently the japanese do. Now that I think about it, those noodles DO look familiar, but yeah, they look pretty gross.
  14. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

    Can someone help me out please? I'd really like to see the GSL matches leading up to this shit, but I live on the east coast and work at 8 AM erry day so I can't catch GSL and I'm fucking broke cause Sallie Mae continues to shove her 42,000 inch dildo up my ass.
  15. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I just spat out my shake, thanks dickfuck.
  16. Itlan

    Parent Thread

    Lots of The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, and Adult Swim for me. AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT. MODEL OF PERFECTION BITCHES.
  17. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Also, wtf are those noodles they're promoting? Any broscientist with some browisdom?
  18. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    http://www.questproteinbar.com/ Prepare to shit like a monster.
  19. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    No I've been doing it once a week, twice most. I lift 3 times a week - Monday, Wed, Fri. Rest Tues, Thurs. Sprints Saturday, off Sunday. Probably going to try HIIT Tues, Thurs, Sat. Maybe just Tues, Sat if I can't do it 3 times a week.
  20. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I don't know about timing, but I'm sweating more than a Jew writing a checkbook when I do those sprints. Yes, I go completely all out, my heart is through the roof, and by about the 6th one I want to punch the floor in the face and then puke on it.
  21. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    My HIIT is pretty simple. Sprint 100 yards, walk back, rinse and repeat until I hit 20 minutes or 13 sprints. So it's probably like a 12-15 second sprint, a 45 second walk back. Seems to fall into the whole theory of it, but perhaps I'm wrong.
  22. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I'm 6'0, ~205, 23, and doing 5x5 atm. Benching 195, squatting 275 (yes, atg), deadlifting 315. My diet is pretty good I'd say, the only thing that's perhaps "wrong" is the amount of sugar I take in from eating fruit like a madman, but idgaf! Usually a smoothie or just some fruit in the morning...
  23. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I'm about to start doing HIIT 3x a week. Somehow, I gained 4 pounds over the last couple weeks and I don't know where or how, but it's really starting to bug me. I leave for Florida in a month, how much fat you think I can rid of?! A solid 5-8 pounds maybe?
  24. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    What do you mean why so much fruit? It's like a cup lol.
  25. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    So if I were to make a shake containing say... something along the lines of 50% kale, 50% mixed fruit (frozen strawberries, mango, peaches, pineapple) with a tablespoon of greek yogurt, would adding casein protein powder and psyllium husks slow down the digestion of the fruit? That's really the...
  26. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

    Dimaga would like a word with you...
  27. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

    Hellbats seem to tank damage way too efficiently imo. It's like that army can't be broken. Then again, it could just be MVP outplaying everyone by miles.
  28. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

    MVP so good.
  29. Itlan

    The Metal Thread

    The Melvins are a strange band... influenced some awesome bands like Neurosis, Mastodon, Isis, but also heavily influenced those insufferable cockfucks Nirvana. I can never forgive them for it!
  30. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    What?
  31. Itlan

    Fast and the Furious 6

    Man, Michelle Rodriguez gives me the sickest boner. Awesome fucking movie, I don't care how "bad" it is. Shit was entertaining as fuck.
  32. Itlan

    Scenes that made you cry like a bitch

    EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Watched this shit in college with my class cause my teacher loved the movie, and we were discussing the Revolutionary War. YOU KNOW HOW HARD I HAD TO HOLD MY TEARS IN FRONT OF MY PEERS MAN?! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!
  33. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

  34. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    185 huh? You about 6 foot? Lookin good, yes homo.
  35. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    I think some people get way too involved with this shit. Just fucking eat right, exercise, and the pounds will come flying off. It is that fucking simple. Watch your calories, watch your macros, watch the weight fall off, watch the bitches come crawling, watch Game of Thrones. Simple rules to...
  36. Itlan

    StarCraft 2

    Anyone ever watch how pros set up their cameras? They don't use the mouse on the minimap to center it, they do something else. Does anyone know? I often have to rebind my locations because they're not centered and it ANGERS ME.
  37. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    You shut your whorish mouth.
  38. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Not a bad idea for salads!!!
  39. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    I've never cooked eggs in oil, always butter (just the way my parents did it tbh). I've got two gallons of canola oil, should I start cooking with that instead of ze butter?
  40. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Way to go, fat ass. Or... not so fat ass. How much do you weight now?