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  1. opiate82

    Smartphones

    If you are talking about the MotoX Pure, I don't think comparing it to the 5x is quite apples-to-apples. A more apt comparison would be to the 6P, and I'd give the edge to the 6P personally but each one makes trade-offs in areas that will come down to the end-users preferences on what makes it...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not as fantastic as the updates we are going to get in this thread when you eventually try to break it off with her... and/or decide to run off to Vegas with her.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Social workers are crazier than nurses.
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    Smartphones

    Full Nexus 5X/6P reviews are starting to roll in: Nexus 6P review: Google gets better at big phones Nexus 5X and Nexus 6P review: The true flagships of the Android ecosystem | Ars Technica
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Okay bro's, my body groomer showed up today. I usually don't trust any sort of electric clipper/shaver in my nether regions but I'm yielding to all of your recommendations. I'll post some before and afters of my asshole.
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    Parent Thread

    My daughter definitely tried to remove her ears when she found out they were hanging out on the side of her head. Scratching thing too. I was worried it was an ear infection but it wasn't anything. I think you just need to have a feel for when your kid is doing normal baby stuff and is...
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    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    I would have done something more along these lines as well.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yes, I've done 2 now and they were very juicy. I don't rember what burner settings I used but I think it was straight from the booklet the cooker came with. Tricky part for me was keeping the skin from burning. Combination of strategic use of foil and keeping the lid open after a certain point...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    There like a Cash-and-Carry near you? That is where I found the best price on peanut oil when I did some turkey deep-frying. Sometimes the big chain hardware stores will carry some and put it on sale around Thanksgiving as well. As delicious as deep-fried turkey is, I don't think it is worth...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    J49 get's praise purely for the entertainment he provides. I'm pretty sure most people think and have said he is a pretty despicable human being for what he does to his wife. Also keep in mind that is in screenshots. I'm sure if wormie was providing videos of him and the amazon fucking he'd...
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    Smartphones

    I'm getting a 6P, but I think I'm going bareback.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I comprehend womies' "situation" just fine. I fail to see where he deserves any empathy though. I doubt he'd have much empathy for his wife if the situation were to be reversed and treating others the way you'd like to be treated is a pretty decent standard to go by when it comes to dishing out...
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    Parent Thread

    I don't remember the exact age either, but I remember with my daughter she started doing that and would get on her hands-and-knees and rock back and forth and I kept saying "any day now." I feel like it was a couple of weeks of her doing that and nothing else then one day bam, instant expert...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ...and now I'm $70 poorer. Thanks guys!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You don't keep lube around if you want an old fashion or something? Just buy some lube man. It's a little spendy but the Pure stuff is my favorite.
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    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    Probably captain obvious here, but let him fire you. Just stand firm on the price, use the "we've had a great relationship for a long time but this is the best we can do, no hard feelings from me if you can find a betterVALUE(I always use value, not price) out there, I'll understand." and be...
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    Smartphones

    Myself, my Dad and my Brother all signed up for Fi and got instant invites. My wife got a "we'll get back to you next week" email. Have no idea why we'd get instant invites and not her since we have all had the same phones/plans for years now, maybe Google is sexist. We won't get a chance to...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You can go with the "come to the bedroom and I'll show you exactly how much I think you look younger/hotter than her."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Plan B?
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    The Beer Thread

    Yeah, here in the US I wonder if Miller is going to have to drop Coors in order to make this happen. Also, interesting article on InBev abusing the 3-tiered system. As much as I'd love to bash InBev over this, really it is time to scrap the antiquated and unnecessary prohibition-era laws that...
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    Home buying thread

    A lot of the houses in my area that were built in the 90's have carpeted bathrooms. Generally higher-end homes with very large master-baths.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    At my restaurants we don't get many food borne illness calls, but when we do get them they are almost always during flu season.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    NFL really needs a development league instead of relying on the NCAA for that. Big reason why we are seeing such terrible line and QB play. The prevalence of the spread offense at the college level is just not producing NFL-ready talent anymore and there aren't enough roster spots to develop any...
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    He's hauled in 6 recs each of the last two games. That is pretty good production for PPR even if he isn't breaking 100 or getting in the endzone lately. Right now I've got Fitzgerald, Cobb, Allen starting in WR1/2 and Flex positions each week. I desperately need some help at RB so I'm...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Just about all foodborne illnesses take 36-48 hours to incubate in your system and to start making you sick. There are a few exceptions that are shorter, with the most likely one being staph. But I don't think is very likely to have been in lettuce.
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    So is it time to accept Travis Benjamin as a legitimate fantasy starter? After 5 weeks he is ranked #10 overall in PPR based on average points-per-game. Outscoring the likes of Randall Cobb, Demaryius Thomas, and Odell Beckham Jr.
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    I have a rule in my league where two wild-card playoff teams make it in based on points scored instead of record just to counter-act the bad schedule luck a bit. It's worked out pretty well.
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Damn experts
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Rawls or Hyde? (No, unfortunately there is no third option...)
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, I have the exact opposite problem. My wife has a good career and pulls in as much income as I do, but she bitches constantly that she'd rather be a stay at home mom. We actually could probably afford it but she can fuck off with that, if anyone gets to be a stay at home parent it's me.
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    I have a buddy who works as an operator at a refinery here, and he dumbed down the process to basically explain it that when you refine unleaded gasoline, diesel is a byproduct of that process. Vice Versa if you are making diesel. It is only recently that his refinery (Shell) started to...
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    Car Buying Help

    It is a pretty typical dealership bait-and-switch move to up the financing after you've taken the car home. Most of them have language that says "we have 3 days to secure financing for you, rate is not guaranteed, blah blah blah." They are banking on the fact that once you have driven off the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait, isn't this actually true?
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    The Martian (2015)

    It cost what, $10,000 per pound of payload just to get something in orbit? When they were building the MTV they didn't have an unlimited budget, so basically they had to say "Our budget allows for us to build an MTV that can withstand a storm with winds up to 150kph, what are the chances that in...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Why is everyone assuming Lions win that game if that penalty gets called? Plenty of time left on the clock for the Hawks to drive and score. You could say the Hawks hadn't done anything offensively all game, but prior to that drive neither had the Lions.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Not going to happen, she is just a beard.
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    Parent Thread

    This is what I was told as well. source: My wife is a L&D nurse
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    Car Buying Help

    I agree with the braking, but disagree with the turning. You know how to use your 4wd correctly it most definitely can help you turn.
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    If you don't have Rawls to handcuff (or another contingency plan) I don't think I'd roll the dice on him playing. The way I see it is that there are three scenarios with him. A.) He plays B.) He doesn't play C.) He is active but because Seattle is destroying Detroit he is hardly on the...
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Page 5 of Maynard James Keenan on New Book, Tool LP | Rolling Stone