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He's middle-aged. No idea exactly.

I go to meetings where my boss drones on endlessly. Patronizing. Paternalistic. Trite. Also, he wears argyle sweater vests and says "poop in a group". Fucking kill me.

The other link to the military are the stolen valor faggots.

Fucking EM Drives, how do they work? http://www.sciencealert.com/it-s-official-nasa-s-peer-reviewed-em-drive-paper-has-finally-been-published

Back when I was doing black ops in the CIA, they had given me a yacht for entertaining foreign dignitaries and it had the couch from Titanic on it. Leo and I spitroasted Rose on it and he gave me a high five. It was hilarious. No interlocking fingers though.

There must be a Urban Dictionary term for when you pull out and shoot it onto or over her head or face.

Holy shit. This is the sig I've been waiting for.

Haven't gotten anyone killed but I got to the point that I had to go recruit more because I only have 2 healthy soldiers. Everyone else wounded and got a few butthurt too. The timed missions really fuck with your ability to plan carefully.

I went through a period of dating a girl somewhat like this. The age difference was not as great nor were the political differences but she was fresh out of college, short hair, smoked, followed a concert tour around for a year, worked at Applebees (Psych major) vs. me in my late 20s, military...

FYI the Unity course is on sale again for $11. I've been thinking about learning a little about Unity to do some dabbling on the side but everything I've ever heard about the gaming industry is that it sucks ass to be in it.

If you're already friendly, why just use an incremental approach? End of day: "Damn, I'm starving. Want to go grab some tacos at my favorite restaurant, 'Chupa mi pito'? It's Margarita night." It's informal and spontaneous and doesn't come off as a date, per se. If she passes, no big deal...

Gonna need a broader shot to put this into perspective.

My oldest kid's gaming laptop is about to give up the ghost after 5 years and the youngest would like to get his first. I'd buy desktops but they like to take them to friends or on the road when we travel. It's also nice to be able to put them away when not in use. Is Lenovo reliable? They...

I ended up buying this. Interesting story and a few nice improvements but some of these missions are hard as a wedding dick.

Posted in the Civ VI thread as well. Looking at buying this full price. Should I start with a mod or play through vanillas first?

How is this game doing these days? I used to play a fair amount but I was never very good. About 6 months ago, I had some connection issues one night and ended up dropping some games and got placed in low-priority. Whatever the number was, I think I had to win 5 low priority games and I won...

So I have some gaming time this weekend and I was thinking about picking up a strategy game. Looking at XCom and Civ VI. I've played and enjoyed the predecessors of both. Any suggestions? My fear on XCom is that everyone complains about the timed missions and I hated those earlier and more...

Point taken.

Never put them away wet.

She looks like we was rode hard and put away wet.

Sounds like your sister is in the other 50%. Seriously, though, the saying "If you are not a liberal at 25, you have not heart. If you are not a conservative at 35, you have no brain." applies. I think this is on overstatement because there are obviously liberals who are educated and have a...

You can't assume millennials will all vote blue in 10 years. Once 50% of them get a job that doesn't involve an espresso machine, move out of their parents' basements and start paying bills, they will decide it's kind of nice to hold onto more of the money they worked hard for.

I'm curious why none of them are moving to Mexico, what with the warm climate and nice beaches and all.

I did eventually get one game in and had a pretty good time with it. It felt a little clunky to me just because I have not played anything in the series for a while and the interface, maps, weapons, etc. will take some time to get used to. I didn't play a lot because I need my beauty rest...

PSN is down. I am now 0 for 3 trying to play this fucking game since I bought it Friday.

0. Here, I made a map.

Only had time to play Saturday night or Sunday morning over the weekend. Servers down in both windows...

This is probably a day 1 purchase for me.

Yeah, I decided to go BF1. My kid whi has been lobbying for TF2 is not happy with me. I told him to ask Santa. Maybe Santa gets a discount. Meanwhile the Civ6 reviews are dropping so glad I chose what I did.

Not sure if this ever got posted here, maybe?

The reviews of TF2 are really positive too. I might have to flip a coin. I can't see buying both BF1 and TF2 at full price.

This thing going to be on the PS store tonight at midnight? I'm trying to decide whether to buy this, BF1 or Civ 6 for some weekend gaming. BF1 seems to be getting some pretty positive reviews but I enjoyed the TF2 beta.

But what if I wake up and my wife is giving me a blowjob. Is that a push?

Grabbing them by the pussy is only assault if they don't like it. Otherwise it's a friendly gesture.

I have a really hard time laying down cash on a table game or burning it in a slot. Every now and then I'll throw $20-40 bucks in a slot for shits and giggles but I can't do any of that shit for long. I do really enjoy poker tournaments. You have a fixed cost to get in and if you play right...

We've done Spring Break in Perdido Key a couple of times and really like it.

You didn't mention anything about marriage. It seems really important early in the game but it seems to have minimal effect, other than right to rule? I'm playing Floris Expanded. I don't know how many hours I've logged recently since it uses a non-Steam launcher but it has been a shitload...

I think "no" but will dutifully vote for Trump in Michigan. Although I think he is a rather poor candidate overall, I like it that he is an outsider and gives almost zero fucks about the establishment. At least he understands business and hiring good people. MSM is completely against him...

So, when you guys say you do a playthrough, do you play until complete world domination? What is the end? I revolted against my king a few game weeks ago and now have two cities, about 4 castles, about half a dozen vassals. I have an experienced cavalry and I'm rolling through every thing I...

I've started Warband up again with the Floris Expanded mod. It unfucks tournaments and adds a lot of economic features and other conveniences. The game is so good and yet there are just a few aspects that just are just inexplicably bad, most of it in the UI, but the quests, death...