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Better day today. No squad/duo wins but I won a solo (which started with me proning with only bandages and my dignity on the Pecado arena balcony for 4 minutes straight) and got #2 in a solo because I didn't account for crazy. No rage filled highlights or bug complaints. Just me being awful...

Was pretty informative. I didn't see the 'pump' bug though. I definitely knew about the shotgun delay when not ADS, I pretty much always try to ADS unless they're close enough to me that they should die. I actually used to be pretty good with the shotgun and I could wreck entire squads with...

Went to McD's today. Had the double drive-thru order system. The dude who was taking car behind me's order called the dude behind me "ma'am" (dude had his hair in a bun and clean shaven and was like 50/50 but was CLEARLY with his gilrfriend). Then the McD's dude realizes it, but left his mic...

That shot didn't hit him. That's the only one I'm REALLY mad at. If you can't tell it's at throat level. Maybe it went too low? No. I checked. The bullet went over his head and hit behind him. The game is broken.

End of the night. My ship was sunk outside the skull event (we sunk theirs, too). My crew logged off. What did I do? I waited on the skull island, alone. Then when a single sloop came in, I swam out to it and boarded it while the Captain was diving for a ship wreck. Then he became the ship...

I want to play the game, but it's not worth it. Played it 3 hours. Got 3rd place twice because the other two teams decided to team up on us and we had no cover. That's the nature of the game, but it's too grating. That + desync + broken game shit like my AK shots that never hit a stationary...

Just realized Domino is Earn's girlfriend from Atlanta. Neat. Looks fucking great. I see his grey X-Force outfit in there. Hopefully the body count is insanely high, because honestly that + jokes are all we REALLY need.

I'm amazed there's not a cult surrounding him. Jesus was mostly myth, but Fred Rogers was everything Jesus was supposed to be and right before our eyes. He's literally the only person you can bring up and I'll get teary. No dead dogs or relatives. Just Mr. Fucking Rogers.

I checked him immediately after he killed me and they had 0 record of him. Probably new account started today.

I spend more time analyzing which parts of their game failed than having fun now. The worst part? They don't even pay me. Here's some fun exerts from today's ass-blasting! Let's start with the classic "Nah, that's not a headshot!" (and don't blame spectate, because the next shot is in the...

Arby's Texas Brisket sandwich sucked balls. Not nearly enough meat to justify the $6 price. I've been a big fan of Arby's specialty stuff lately but this one was garbo.

"You sure you want to wear an all-white suit to a strip club, Wakandan?" "You right." Alfred the Wise. Definitely my favorite character.

My crew got in about 90 minutes after midnight due to Greybeard. Did pretty good, think we sank 2.5 ships. I say 0.5 because we pursued a galleon we put at LEAST 9 cannonballs into and them fuckers lived. No idea how. They hit us with like 4 cannonballs and we were in full bucket-bitch mode...

Sometimes by my gameplay a lot of people would guess I have no arms. The real reason my camera sucks is because I have the shoulder width of Rosie O'Donnell and to capture all of me within the confines of a greenscreen I'd need a super huge one. When I get lazy and lean back in my chair...

If he's got 130k subs and he's got the $4 negotiated deal that all the big time streamers get...yeah, 400k is not even close to accurate. Any bigtime streamer is pulling in MINIMUM $500 a day in donations and that's like the lowest fucking end. More likely $1k plus a day.

We cleared it with 50ish last night in like 5hours and 30 minutes. We were missing several monks and rangers for DPS oomph, but we're already super well geared. I can't imagine a 40-50man guild in their 2nd or 3rd week in VT being able to clear it under 6 hours. Honestly if they just scaled...

Here's me getting angry for reasons at my dumbass teammates: And before some one asks: no, I'm not cosplaying Young Santa.

I have a sort of hyper awareness that borders on like paranoida due to a surgery on my nerves. Really good for video games as I'm just constantly in a state of awareness. Less great for things like crowded public places or concerts where there's so much shit going on it's overwhelming...

It was a good week or so since the last patch and everything worked. It is no longer so. Silent footsteps for people running full speed, bullets disappearing/not doing damage. Classic desync. Where the FUCK are they getting these servers? I'll pay another 30 bucks for them to buy new...

I analyzed that video like 20x at 0.25 speed. I missed every shot except that super meaty one and it did 20%. Now what's super awesome is that I did NOT have a choke on that shotgun. So this fucking bird-blaster of a shotgun that sprays pizza sized blasts all over the place managed to thread...

Man, some days you're doing good, and other days... not so much. That shotgun to his vest-less chest did 20% of his health, by the way.

Looks like it already was!

God damnit I know Cap is going to die to Thanos but I would fucking love it if he somehow beat him. But nah. He's going to die. =(

It's a great fucking show. That Tracy dude is like a thuggish Leon from Curb. Paperboy himself is actually an underrated character as 95% of what he does is just see through everyone's bullshit and it's amazing. Earn is trying to get him to go with everyone to make money and grow and Paperboy...

Just watched it. Pretty much not noteworthy at all for a Marvel film. Only thing that I guess matters is Vibranium as I'm sure that somehow ties into Thanos in Infinity Wars. Acting was fine, very VERY heavy on the "Africa" vibe and the fight scenes were very mediocre. If it was any other...

Man I need you Krono farmers on Coirnav to go HAM and then bring it over to Agnarr to sell for less than 14k a pop. I ain't trying to give DBG my real moneys! Do the right thing, Krono farming scumlords!

Xevron's highlight bonanza! Ranked in order of best to worst: Last few minutes of a 10 Kill AWM 8x game with a near squad Ace (I blame the angled grip!) So people just kept coming in cars? Not shown, but literally 3 cars ran into us at Severny and jihaded us RIGHT before this: HIGH...

Majority of the prime subs are people making free Amazon Prime accounts to unlock Fortnite exclusive skins which they then sell for $4. His numbers are super inflated because of it. Most of the people who Prime sub have names like KevinS275 or Nttt356 and shit. I want to know where his real...

Friends got a 5 T1 rolled tri-elemental Gemini Claw yesterday. Today? Chanced a headhunter. They're sitting pretty. ME? I'm just trynna wait for that Loreweave price to drop so I can get the Glacial Hammer build to it's TRUE potential!

Steel ring + flat accuracy = big money. Not 12 ex though. Maybe like 2-3 ex.

First time on in a week+. Game felt weird. Smooth as fuck and almost like turbo mode at times then weird fucking 12fps drops during firefights and just randomly running around. Super weird. Played Squad for about 7 hours, got 3 wins and 2 2nd places. Sitting on a 20% win rate and 35%...

I mean.....yeah? We could have a segment where we cut to a giant cage and we open the top to drop in 100 pizza rolls. Viewers watch aghast as McCheese goes apeshit on them and then asks for seconds. I usually hide my cam when I eat. Mot because Im embarassed, but more because I'm a human...

Auto Royale is fun, H1Z1 the game itself is sub par and currently worst of the 3.

Welcome to the internet.

BK's 2 for $6 spicy crispy chicken sandwiches are 90% as good as Wendy's and almost 1/2 the price. Treat yourselves before they're gone.

Topper's is a chain in the Midwest as well. Had one at my college. Had pretty fucking great "stix" which were basically pizza's made without sauce. Their Taco Stix were the tits. Fucking cheesybread + taco meat. Was very awesome.

I kinda wish they fixed VT and then my guild would just two night it. One 4ish hour raid is a bit grueling on a lot of people even though it's a loot pinata. All the other SoL raids are a fucking joke. Like 45 minutes tops for the hardest ones round trip for us with 50-70 people. We've...

I think PUBG is more fun to play/watch (certain people, I couldn't watch defensive players play it), but Fornite is the better game overall. I haven't even played Fortnite in months, but I know it's better than PUBG because in the beginning weapon RNG isn't as important and at the end the...

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It's even worse than that. I went during Happy Hour so I think if I asked it was no extra charge. I fucked up. /Sudoku's