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If you use Gundyr's Halberd, you need to unlock when you do the charge. It is extremely easy to parry.

Turns out things aren't gonna work out with me and that girl. She still has conflicting feelings between me and her ex and she can't handle the thought of a relationship. Too bad, she was really cool. Could've been one of the great ones.

For me, I take more damage from normal enemies and adventuring/exploring than most people do, but I take less damage from bosses than most people do. So for me, it made sense to trade some Estus for Ashen flasks and use Heal instead of having all of my charges in Estus. If you're someone who has...

I don't know you like the other posters do, but this screams bait to me.

I made a new character to duo with my brother and at SL 40 he two-shots any invader with Smough's hammer, which is essentially a one-shot because hitting someone with the first hit staggers them long enough to guarantee the second hit. It's insanity.

I agree that the best part of the game is catching up after not having played for a while. When I keep up with the current content I burn out pretty fast

Excuse you, this is a cuck-free zone.

It's still on! Purity is like a diet, Hoss. You're allowed a "cheat day" two or three times a week! Difficult. Emotional attachment is important to me for that. I had a one-night-stand where I was unable to perform up to expectations because I didn't care for the chick at all.

Lalafell master race! Yes. You're on a fuckin roll today lol Those were the days!

We talked about it last night. I told her that if she wanted this to work out, she's going to have let me take the place she holds for her ex. Her initial reaction to that was tears but after talking about it a long while I think she's more motivated to try. I dunno. I'm still cautiously...

Don't think I said anything about that. Yeah it's been more than a couple of weeks, and she might still be in contact with him through a mutual friend.

She doesn't make me feel like that at all, we do all of the things that a couple would normally do, we just don't call ourselves a couple because she's not sure she's comfortable with that yet. When I met her she was with a guy that she had been dating for two years, but it was a long...

She fits a lot of my ideal criteria, and I'm having a lot of fun right now, so the wait doesn't seem so bad. Dunno.

Why is it that I don't have the patience to wait 15 minutes for In-N-Out but somehow I have the patience to wait weeks for this girl I've been seeing to figure out if she's over her ex yet?

That sounds hilarious, I'm down.

Alright chumps, BEST GIRL coming through.

Thinking about scrapping my desktop and purchasing a laptop. I'm going to be moving around a lot for school/work starting in less than 6 months and the convenience of a laptop would be extremely helpful. I want it to be usable for both gaming and video editing, which luckily for me tends to have...

Cut here, last longer with condoms.

My religion is anti-people-who think-traps-are-gay, that's it!

Traps aren't gay. I knew way too many of these.

I find the ideas of "characters make permanent marks on the world" and "permadeath" to be contradictory. With one another. I also don't like the idea that the payment model is tied to permadeath. It could end up saving money compared to a $15 a month sub but it seems like really inconsistent...

I'm just speaking in response to the Loltaku article Noodle linked me. In that article, the author assumed that poise in DS3 is supposed to work the way poise did in DS1, which is not an intuitive conclusion considering that poise was changed to only apply to wind-ups in DS2 and it worked the...

This is incorrect. Player control returns after the second hit. That's why you can parry the third hit on R1 longsword spammers. Also, sorry for the triple post. I'm on phone and multiquote sucks here.

The author of this article doesn't understand that poise hasn't worked like that since DS1. In DS1, if you are standing around doing nothing, attacks won't stagger you until you are poise broken. That was changed in DS2, where poise is only applied during swing wind-ups, which is also how it...

So hyperarmor is determined by what the weapon is? That would imply that you can be naked with an ultra greatsword and a dagger hit won't stagger you during wind-up.

DS1 was the same way. After you get the Lordvessel you unlock deeper New Londo, Lost Izalith, Tomb of the Giants, and Duke's Archives, all of which are super short mini areas.

Except this is completely false. Poise only applies during swing wind-ups. If you have a lot of poise and you use a dagger, then yeah, you'll never see it in action. But if you have a lot of poise and are wielding a big weapon, a longsword hit won't interrupt one of your wind-ups.

Problem I'm having is that she seems to stagger her sword attacks so that rolling through the first one makes you get hit by her second sword before you're even out of your first roll. Hm. They're OP in PvP though because hitting with an R1 means you're going to automatically land the second one...

Spoiler for sequence breaking.

Honestly if you didn't roll Deprived with no burial gift for your first character you are a pansy who probably uses the Estoc or Dark Sword.

The Corvian Greatknife is really cool. Picked it up on a new character and it puts in serious work. Can't wait to see what it does at higher levels!

Why didn't you just use the weapon you wanted to use instead of the best weapon? I played Bloodborne with the stake driver the entire way through from the moment I got it. My BB experience was probably MUCH different from y'alls.

Poise is not useless in PVP. Ultra Greatswords are so OP that if you can trade with someone, you will probably kill them on the second hit. It's ridiculous.

I like him except for the fact that there is no floor. It's hard enough to perceive depth in video games as is. Taking out the floor basically leaves me guessing as to whether or not I'm in range to hit him with my longsword.

Does anyone have that article about a man posing as a trans to spy on girls in a pool changing room? I don't save links because my Google-fu is usually pretty good and now I'm in a lolFacebook argument with someone and when I need it, I can't find it. EDIT: Nevermind,found it. I should rely...

Trying to farm Concords so I can get the ring that gives +2 Attunement slots... it really sucks. Darkmoon Covenant seems completely busted so I'm forced to farming Silver Knights for the Concords, and I'm getting about 1 per hour of farming. Really don't want to start NG+ until I get that ring...

I just use the basic Longsword. The Dark Sword doesn't stab on its R2, which is something I use often.

I WANT TO WAKE UP, I WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE

The only time he spends more than $10 on a hoor and he doesn't sleep with her. Curious!