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Agreed. My opinion: DS3 > DS2 > DS1 >>>>>>> Bloodborne.

Dammit. Play Scholar of the First Sin, it's just a redone version of Dark Souls 2 with better technical features and better enemy/item placement.

J49 getting back to his wife and swearing off hookers and blow would be the perfect fairytale ending. But I don't think this is a fairytale.

Was talking with Vinyard last night and I came up with a theory regarding where this game fits into the Dark Souls timeline. Spoilers up to the third Lord of Cinder.

Same, I'm really hoping the wikidot site gets updated because fextralife is garbage.

I dunk it. A visionary!

The beers derail was interesting. I drink Big Wave, Corona, and Tsingtao. Am I a hipster?

While we're waiting for Johnny's second cumming, what's the deal with putting seemingly random numbers after his name? I see 52 come up a lot.

Grade V Materia. Crit is probably a safe buy.

Poise only applies during attack wind-ups. When you're preparing for a swing of your weapon, you have poise. After a swing or while idle, your poise is effectively zero. (It was the same in Dark Souls II.)

I chose no starting gift 'cause I ain't a little bitch

Thoughts so far (tutorial through first area): What, you think they should just freeze in place and let you walk out of their attacks? Those dudes with the axes don't mess around. You gotta roll!

Reminder: If you start your first playthrough as anything other than Deprived, you are a MASSIVE pansy.

Try making a party for it in party finder. ...and be prepared to wait a long time.

My brother and I are both going to be playing Dark Souls 3 on launch, but our internet is a special kind of stupid and won't give me any of the bandwidth if he's downloading something. So it'd be nice to be able to have that extra window so we can both play on launch.

Has anyone got their GMG key yet?

Show us the receipt, you pansy!

You make it very difficult to regard you with any amount of respect whatsoever.

They made /cpose work when you're sitting. Lalas have a leg spread pose. :^)

So I may or may not have become the J49 of Gilgamesh.

So far I think the versions I'm going to play are: 1: PSP (or Android if it's the same) 2: PSP (or Android if it's the same) 3: DS 4: DS 5: GBA 6: GBA 7: PC 8: PC 9: Android (or PC if it comes out when I get around to it) 10: PS2 (or PS3 if I can emu it) 12: PS2 13: PC

How difficult is it to emulate DS on PC? I have a couple of friends who want me to stream the games.

Alright friends, I'm planning on marathoning every main title FF game between now and the release of XV. (Excluding XI and XIV.) So bros, which is the best version/remake of each game to play? Prefer PC/emulation if possible. Obviously VII only has one option but I know there's a lot of...

Can amod shaw Tanoomba? This thread was so nice while he was away.

I'm in between FCs at the moment. Just using my linkshell and friends list to get stuff done.

I know, right? That "would of" makes me sick.

Exactly. Noodle truly is the FSM. Por que no los dos?

Are you even a trap?

I'm just wondering why people act like it's such a big deal when they probably never even ran into it.

Did any of you actually die/respawn enough to see enemies stop spawning? It only happened to me if I was going back to farm mobs for rare items. Never during a normal playthrough did I die in an area so many times that enemies stopped spawning.

Exactlylike that. And you can carry any passenger on it, not just your spouse.

It can be called "charming" but it's still an element of bad design. The Souls games are very food on the whole but there are a few bizarre design choices in them.

You get a costume and a weding ring that lets you teleport to your spouse whenever you want in the free package. There are $10 and $20 packages that include bonus items. (The $20 package comes with a 2-seater white chocobo.) You also get priority ERP scheduling with me, which is a very hot...

Yes, please!

It needs to look good, though. I would rather play a game with pixelvomit graphics than a game that looked like Baby's First Afternoon in Maya as long as the pixelvomit had a unified, cohesove, and generally good-looking theme (example, Hyper Light Drifter).

The challenge of a boss should be the boss itself, not the run up to it AND the boss. Imagine having to clear all of the trash in an MMO dungeon after every wipe. Don't tell me you faggots didn't run past all the mobs after dying to the Bed of Chaos in Lost Izalith. That was like a 2...

I agree with a lot of points in that article. While DS1 had better environments and level design, DS2 had much befter customization viability and game mechanics.

Are you a Lalagirl? I'm not marrying no dirty cloudbreather! I can neither confirm nor deny this allegation.

Paradox? Skipping.

Guarantee you that all these athletes will be majoring in Asian Studies or whatever bullshit major.