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  1. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I don't owe you shit! Rofl
  2. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    Having played Episode Duscae, I would say the combat is like a combination of Witcher 3 and Darksiders 2, but that still doesn't really paint a clear picture of it.
  3. Kriptini

    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    Because they're going to have a LoL team but not a CS:GO team, for example.
  4. Kriptini

    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    This was only a matter of time considering that 75% of the kids in lecture halls are playing LoL anyways. Also we're right next to Blizzard HQ so the Heroes of the Storm scholarship will probably start soon as well.
  5. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    Platinum Demo is more of a technical demo than a mechanical demo, although there is one part where you get to do a fight as grown up Noctis with the actual combat mechanics.
  6. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    FINAL FANTASY XV IS GOING TO SAVE VIDEOGAMES
  7. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    The most times I had sex in a 24 hour period was three. Once in the afternoon, again that night, then in the morning when we woke up. I was sore as HELL for like a good two days after. Gotta cap that at two.
  8. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    "Don't pay for everything" is such a load of crap. So many times I've gone out with a girl and they say something like, "You don't have to pay for everything" or "I feel bad for making you spend all this money on me," to which I always respond, "Feel free to pay for yourself or both of us...
  9. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    I think hosts should be allowed to Estus during an invasion but any phantoms shouldn't. The host has to deal with the phantom and anh mobs in the area, plus even if they defeat the invader, they still have to make it to the next bonfire. Allowing an invader to Estus tips the scales way too hard.
  10. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Does that have anything to do with it? I'm circumcised and have never felt the need for it.
  11. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    You didn't have Google back then.
  12. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    GTX 750 Ti minimum? 970 recommended? What is From Soft smoking?
  13. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Didn't read the link, but my guess is that all English versions will be on "press difficulty" until the day one patch.
  14. Kriptini

    Chronicles of Elyria - new mmo

    I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea of having a persistent lineage instead of a persistent character, but if that's what Elyria is going to do, they need to do it correctly. It needs to be more political, more social. Less about traditional MMORPG combat and quest and more about social...
  15. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    SEATH CONFIRMED! GWYN CONFIRMED! BIRD CONFIRMED!
  16. Kriptini

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I propose we have a Mistbot. We use a bot that makes posts like Mist, and it'd basically be the same thing but without the responsibility of having to respond to suicide threats. Posts could include phrases such as, "giving paycheck to mom," "I haven't gotten laid in years," and "I will never be...
  17. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Oh man, I totally forgot about the Bloodborne load times... even past launch those load times were unacceptable. Will definitely be getting this game on a PC, no contest.
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    Dear Game Developers: ENOUGH WITH THE HORRIBLE ENDINGS TO YOUR VIDEO GAMES

    It was absolutely intended... it's the whole point of the game.
  19. Kriptini

    Winter 2016 Anime Thread

    I turned out not enjoying Konosuba. The first two episodes were good but everything after that was pretty tropey/cliche. The fight scenes all sucked, the camera would always pan away so as not to show blood, gore, or even any actual injuries. Eventually I couldn't tell the difference between it...
  20. Kriptini

    could it work eq +ds?

    And yet I won't be the one sucking a homeless man's dick when Pantheon releases in 2025.
  21. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    In VaatiVidya's most recent video, he quotes Miyazaki as saying that the Dark Souls 3 world is physically smaller than the DS2 world but is more dense.
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    could it work eq +ds?

    The difficulty of Dark Souls is not what appeals to me. What appeals to me is the environments, combat, different enemy types, and especially, the massive selections of weapons and armor. Never once playing DS1 did I think, "Wow, I'm having so much fun having my asshole reamed by Ornstein and...
  23. Kriptini

    Winter 2016 Anime Thread

    Should I watch Kono Suba? I absolutely hate weeb/moe trash but from what I've heard, Kono Suba is more parody/a rejection of tropes than usual. Plus it takes place in an RPG I think, which is a theme I enjoy (though I hated Log Horizon and most of SAO).
  24. Kriptini

    could it work eq +ds?

    It wouldn't work IMO. Dark Souls combat is good for a single player game but would be terrible as an MMORPG.
  25. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Yeah, I got up to eight hearts with both her and Leah before I opted for Leah. I had the instrumental scene with her in the winter and the "tree" was a stump. It was pretty funny.
  26. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Alright homos, who did you marry?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Did he use the name of the propane guy from King of the Hill? Lol
  28. Kriptini

    J49: An Erotic Life

    He wants to prepare himself for the homeless man's dick he'll have to suck when Pantheon comes out. It seems very likely that Pantheon will come out around the same time J49's wife buys him out of the house. Maybe Capri can teach Noodle how to be pretty!
  29. Kriptini

    Rift: Planes of Telara

    I like Hartsman as a game director/producer. I don't like him as a CEO, though I'm sure his investors love him because he basically saved Trion and is the main factor behind its money-printing status today.
  30. Kriptini

    Rift: Planes of Telara

    Has he posted here before? Would love to pick his brain about several things. I have theories/guesses on what happened to Trion after Rift's launched and I wonder how much of it he would be able to confirm as true. So here's the short version of my (conspiracy) theory on what happened at Trion...
  31. Kriptini

    Who are you voting against the least?

    This is true for me, at least. I don't care about amnesty one way or the other. I think I like the idea of locking up the border but I could easily be swayed to either side of amnesty. I think Trump is a good choice to handle national affairs and Kasich can set a good tone for domestic affairs.
  32. Kriptini

    Rift: Planes of Telara

    Trion's current business model will never allow them to make a good MMORPG ever again. Which is a shame, considering that I think Hartsman actually has some pretty good ideas.
  33. Kriptini

    Who are you voting against the least?

    But Kasich as VP would make mefeelbetter.
  34. Kriptini

    Moderator approved racist jokes thread

    What would The Office be called if Stanley was the boss?
  35. Kriptini

    Moderator approved racist jokes thread

    Was somethin white folks always lyin bout? When's the only time a white man say he has no job? Was the one thing Saltine lookin-ass bitches don't have that sistas do?
  36. Kriptini

    Who are you voting against the least?

    Kasich in the primary, Trump in the general. Hoping for a Trump/Kasich ticket but it seems like Carson has a higher chance of being picked at this time. Also, why is this poll anonymous?
  37. Kriptini

    J49: An Erotic Life

    The phrase is "throwing a hot dog down a wet hallway," c'mon guys.
  38. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Absolutely, I think there's a lot of room for improvement on this thing. Even so, it's a lot of fun and relaxing. It's also really easy on the eyes, which lets me play it for a long time.