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Overrated: Birdman Underrated: Clay Pigeons

I am sincerely hoping for Angie Harmon. To hear her deep voice purr as I block her airway would be a religious experience.

It really stinks, but I couldn't help thinking of this: Plus the fact that in the last movie, he was given a red shirt. I blame Kirk.

I have a friend that looks like Gilfoyle, and I'm dying to buy him a Pied Piper jacket now.

Today I watched Explorers. It held up remarkably well, with decent effects and production value. Would watch again, except for the last 20 minutes pandering to children.

More like the KING OF LIMBO!!!

My first ink in honor of my 40th birthday:

I brought in too many doughnuts at work today, so now I'll have to eat day old apple fritters tomorrow morning.

Singles. Not just for the awesome soundtrack, or the amazing nostalgia from the 90's, but because the whole movie climaxes with someone saying "Bless you" after a sneeze. Fucking epic.

Blind Fury with Rutger Hauer. Also, Wanted: Dead or Alive, with Rutger Hauer and Gene Simmons as the bad guy. Wait. Both those movies are awesome, and belong in the movies to show your kids thread. Nothing guilty about them.

I haven't watched the show yet, but the Gypsy Kings do a beautiful version called A Mi Manera.

Dead Alive. The Iron Giant.

I can't handle anyone ever referring to Agent Einstein by name without thinking that they're being overly sarcastic. Like calling her Agent Dumbass.

Timecop= Mia Sara tits. A+

Grey Honey Bunches of Oats.

I went to a tour of their studio a while back. It's unbelievable that they do all this with real, practical models and sets.

Chewbacca Toilet paper - YouTube

Infinity Stones goodness: https://vid.me/7zjp

In "no shit" news... Man demands refund after unsatisfactory sex with prostitute, gets stabbed | OregonLive.com

So long. Watch out for fake dog poop.

Real Genius Revenge of the Nerds Iron Giant Animal House

Thread should be called Neolithic First World Problems.

Towing companies.

Moon Over Parador (1988) - IMDb Nightfall (1988) - IMDb Saw both of these as a double feature. After suffering through Moon Over Parador, I left maybe 30 minutes into Nightfall. FFS, it was written by Asimov! Why does it suck so hard? Even the IMDB barely acknowledges its existence! Also...

Does anyone else see a resemblance between and

I can respect that as a well thought out and lucid argument. But in 1973, the Walkman prototype was still 5 years from being invented.

Ben Wilson is one of my favorites:

I sound like a dick. Progressivism 65 Socialism 12.5 Tenderness 25 Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a nihilist. It appears that you are distrustful towards religion, and have an indifferent and...

Daaaaaaamn. Vancouver high school teacher arrested on child rape accusations | OregonLive.com

Here's Callie. She tends to guard her food for unknown reasons.

Met this guy in Puerto Rico: I wasn't getting any closer. I recognize a jumper when I see one.

On vacation in Puerto Rico, at a delicious breakfast buffet, you're telling me my only option is seeded watermelon? FML.

Streaming on Netflix at this moment!

Starring Chris Pratt as Smeg, and Bryce Dallas Howard as Adolf. Special appearance by Tyler Perry as Big Mama Washington Would see!

I met Chris Hansen in a kitchen once.